on 1-13-06 i will be on my birthday

[blitz]

now you are picking on me what now
i did nothing wrong telling you it is my birthday 'and showing a birthday
cake i got the one with the ballooween is friom a friend
from matt blake

Woot 1st image of your cake, found on google on someones blog. Not yours.

And guess what?


That baloon is for someone called Suzy Conn. Its on her blog site.

Suzy Conn turns 29...yet again!

To quote the infamous Holly Banks "...and that's why I'll stay 29 'til I die..."

You've got some explaining to do, Matt. Oh and you say its your 39th birthday, the least you could do is say it was your 29th because the baloon says 29th!!!

[eXcessiveForce]

Someone emailed the pictures to him.

guys just drop it. either way does it matter?

[BoarSpear]

hey oma, do you feel better now? how many times are you gonna post a pic of some BJJ loser getting his ass kicked then claim its me? thats some low self esteem, and a deep understanding your art is a joke. otherwise you wouldnt have to post bullshit pics so you can sleep at night...its sad jr....funniest thing is i have several students who have tapped your precious BJJ brown and blue belts...Ask frank munoz (GJJ brown instructor at FDC in 1994) how fun it was having a 16 yr student of mine knock him out cold when he picked him out of a crowd at a seminar and told jeremy to defend himself (knee to face for laughable takedown attempt)

[OmaPlata]

hey oma, do you feel better now? how many times are you gonna post a pic of some BJJ loser getting his ass kicked then claim its me? thats some low self esteem, and a deep understanding you art is a joke. otherwise you wouldnt have to post bullshit pics so you can sleep at night...its sad jr....funniest thing is i have several students who have tapped your precous BJJ brown and blue belts...Ask frank munoz (GJJ brown instructor at FDC in 1994) how fun it was having a 16 yr student of mine knock him out cold when he picked him out of a crowd at a seminar and told jeremy to defend himself (knee to face for laughable takedown attempt)

So what? Odds are, 99-1 the BJJ guy wins, its a proven fact. So you saw the 1 outta 99. I know any blue belt, lets not even talk about browns or purples, would totally spank you on the mat, oin fact, I would bet any amount of money on it. But your comeback is some lame thing like "BJJ guys dont carry knives or guns " LOLOLOLOL BJJ isnt the endall cure for a streetfight, but Id take those skills over all other fighting skills combined, sans weapons. You know this, you just like to stir shit up, its good though, every great thing needs a antagonist

[THT]

Guys Boar came to the BJJ tourney last week and open challenged a black belt. We all felt that wouldnt be fair, so we picked our weakest and newest blue belt. I snapped a picture of the fight, as you can see, Boar is on the bottom getting totally owned, sayinng "Ok Ok, I believe you guys, BJJ is the best, waaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaaaa, I give up, pleaseeeeeee let me go". He learned the hard way, but least he learne d.

The guy on the bottom is doing the little known "wooden horse rocker" position in hopes of sweeping (making the other dude fall off) the top guy. I believe the top guy is attempting the "penetrating butt mount" but is too concerned with the "neck cuddle" to be low enough to really sink it in. The bottom guy is defending well though, notice the tight clenched positioning in the center of the rocker...

Sorry. It was getting pretty ridiculous here and I couldn't resist.

I'll grow up next week.



BTW Happy Belated Birthday Matt!

[BoarSpear]

So what? Odds are, 99-1 the BJJ guy wins, its a proven fact. So you saw the 1 outta 99. I know any blue belt, lets not even talk about browns or purples, would totally spank you on the mat, oin fact, I would bet any amount of money on it. But your comeback is some lame thing like "BJJ guys dont carry knives or guns " LOLOLOLOL BJJ isnt the endall cure for a streetfight, but Id take those skills over all other fighting skills combined, sans weapons. You know this, you just like to stir shit up, its good though, every great thing needs a antagonist

Seen it more than once jr and its been my students doing it to a MUCH higher ranked GJJ or BJJ stylest everytime (we dont have belts or uniforms)....As for me, im older than your boy rickson...so i dont need to fight either besides no one has beat any of my guys...3 visits to your schools on open mat nights 3 wins for my students...why should i bother? the proof of a style and its teacher is his students...mine speak volumes...so did Roylers butt flopping for 13 minutes of his fight with Sak...begging Sak to lay down and fight like a gracie

as for your 99-1 ratio, ill do you one better....100 percent of the time the Gracie jj people have started standing (as fights do)...my students have either ko'ed them with strikes or stunned them with throws so badly it was stopped....and one tapped a brown after throwing and stunning him and then locking a RNC ....i will grant if my people lie down in the gracies gaurd, then start fighting the gracies have an advantage, guess what bucko? that aint how fights happen...thats gjj....and its a joke, even in the ring (after roylers performance.)

[Mr. Arieson]

Woot 1st image of your cake, found on google on someones blog. Not yours.

And guess what?


That baloon is for someone called Suzy Conn. Its on her blog site.

You've got some explaining to do, Matt. Oh and you say its your 39th birthday, the least you could do is say it was your 29th because the baloon says 29th!!!

I have to admit, it was a pretty good run for "matt"!

But, the clues were there all along...the first being that he was asking for help on his diet, had been at a dojo for 4 years, and unbelieviably, no sensei or senior student there would help this poor handicapped guy with getting the right sized Gi or a diet plan!

Now I guess it would be fun to see if anyone can guess who it really was!!

[OmaPlata]

[QUOTE=BoarSpear]and one tapped a brown after throwing and stunning him and then locking a RNC ...QUOTE]


Heres where the bullllshiiit comes full circle, one of your guys tapped a brown belt via a RNC? LOL, now I know you are lying. Your guys arent good enough on the ground to tap a brown via a RNC.
So u say one of your guys "threw" a brown belt LOLOLOLOL, yeah fucking right, he would have to be at least a black in Judo to that lucky. I dont believe it, sorry, you should have said he threw a blue or a early purple at best, then MAYBE. I better put my boots on, the BS is getting too deep

[OmaPlata]

I have to admit, it was a pretty good run for "matt"!

But, the clues were there all along...the first being that he was asking for help on his diet, had been at a dojo for 4 years, and unbelieviably, no sensei or senior student there would help this poor handicapped guy with getting the right sized Gi or a diet plan!

Now I guess it would be fun to see if anyone can guess who it really was!!

LOL you called it ! It was Boarspear no doubt, everything was fake except the pictures were really him

[BoarSpear]

[QUOTE=OmaPlata]

and one tapped a brown after throwing and stunning him and then locking a RNC ...QUOTE]


Heres where the bullllshiiit comes full circle, one of your guys tapped a brown belt via a RNC? LOL, now I know you are lying. Your guys arent good enough on the ground to tap a brown via a RNC.
So u say one of your guys "threw" a brown belt LOLOLOLOL, yeah fucking right, he would have to be at least a black in Judo to that lucky. I dont believe it, sorry, you should have said he threw a blue or a early purple at best, then MAYBE. I better put my boots on, the BS is getting too deep

MWAHH MWAHHH now you start crying....tough shit JR it happened...the moves youre so proud of all came from judo and jjj which ive been studying daily since the early 60's...however we left the throws where they belonged...as for not being able to apply a rnc on a guy who didnt even know his own name after the throw he absorbed...what ever

BTW virtually ANY judo MCDOJO turns out students capable of throwing gracie brown belts...the gracies themselves are really awesome at countering throws btw ...ROFLMAO ....they lie flat on their back to avoid them.

face it the shiny layer has worn off and gracie jj has proven silly in a fight, unless the other guy is willing lie down with you.

[SamuraiGuy]

Hmm... I dont want to get into the middle of this.. but...

BoarSpear, I notice you always say GJJ, or gracie jiu jitsu.. never BJJ..

So do you dislike just the gracies when they do it? or just BJJ in general?

Are you knocking all of BJJ, or just the GJJ stuff... or the gracies themselves?


Disclaimer:... I hope no one takes this the wrong way im not trying to flame anyone.. I dont need to get into another argument about this shit, I just want to know the answer to this question, not have a gay E fight or something.

[BoarSpear]

Hmm... I dont want to get into the middle of this.. but...

BoarSpear, I notice you always say GJJ, or gracie jiu jitsu.. never BJJ..

So do you dislike just the gracies when they do it? or just BJJ in general?

Are you knocking all of BJJ, or just the GJJ stuff... or the gracies themselves?


Disclaimer:... I hope no one takes this the wrong way im not trying to flame anyone.. I dont need to get into another argument about this shit, I just want to know the answer to this question, not have a gay E fight or something.

people who work to improve themselves and ANY art, i respect...those who cripple an art by removing critical aspects then create a marketing campaign and matches with special rules to sell their brand of crap , i despise.

sometimes i rip MMA but its actually directed at the crap that gets pulled in the ring by so called GJJ experts that pisses me off...every art involved in mma except GJJ has reasonable to great self defense capability....GJJ isnt even effective in the ring anymore and is completly off the map of realistic SD, just ask Helio....i know some non gracie GJJ people who arent hung on the name and crosstrain, those guys are dangerous because they have judo skills and can get you on the ground without sending an invitation...

i dont dislike jj i am a jjj practicioner since the 60's...i dislike the crap that the gracies spew and people like oma lap up...that weakens the arts...the ground additions were awesome, however if you need the guy to lay down in your guard to use it, its useless...i also give tai chi and kf knuckleheads hell when i see them weakening the arts...

[EmptyneSs]

i told you guys the whole matt blake was a joke. and excessive force was probobly in on it the whole time.

and btw boarspear, i dont like the gracies either. im not a gracie groupie like u say i am, however i do love training in bjj and grappling as well as any martial art, because regardless what it is i know i can learn something from it.

[BoarSpear]

i told you guys the whole matt blake was a joke. and excessive force was probobly in on it the whole time.

and btw boarspear, i dont like the gracies either. im not a gracie groupie like u say i am, however i do love training in bjj and grappling as well as any martial art, because regardless what it is i know i can learn something from it.

i agree with everything above

BTW i didnt start bitchin about MMA until after i discovered i couldnt post in the CMA forums without constant trolling by MMA fanatics....

and unless someone addresses me directly as in this thread, i have left you to your threads with the exception of the WTF Royler thread ...ever since the promised never to happen street self defense forums

[BoarSpear]

I guess it goes back to the recognition that not everything in martial arts has to be for self-defense.

WHAAA??? not so dude Martial arts are war arts...things not self defense related are sport or the the WAY hence the DO on the end of the word...when the lethal techniques were removed and morality began being taught the martial arts began to die people who added things not related to war/fighting and removing the self defense capabilities is what left them in the place to be exploited by the MMA craze in the first place...

thats my whole beef dude, the crap sold today as martial arts in isnt...its a hobby, and has nothing to do with the martial arts....your acceptance of that proves my point, the martial arts being taught arent martial at all..