What does Duchman look like?

[Karlinhos]

not his pic!!!!!

DOH!

dan, you've been "had"!

lol!

[dan downard]

What do you mean that's not you.You posted this as you.It says Duch on the beanie.Isnt that the one you won for posting all those haircut pics?If it isnt you,then why did you post it as you?I have a feeling he is going to post a pic of some huge guy and tell us it's him.I'm writing your mom and have her post a pic.

[ILONGGO]

Duch
You actually remind me of an older Alfred E. Newman. By the way, I used to date this one chick from Nijmegen; how far are you from that town?


[Edited by ILONGGO on 01-12-2001 at 06:28 PM]

[AtletaDoMataLeao]

Alfred E Newman! LOL that's a little harsh!
Aaron, where's the real pic of you then, my friend? You been on the old skunk weed again bud?

If you wanna see a pic of 'What's inside a toilet bowl' go and buy a carton of milk. Any picture you see on the side, will do just nicely.

[duchman]

it's not me

[Masala]

It's you

[Mickey Finn]

You guys are cruel.

I got in touch with duchmans mother. (Pictured here on a break during one of her 12 hour shifts in the… uh.. district)



Here is a picture of duchman BEFORE he started full contact fighting.



Things can only get better.

[Underdog]

Mickey, the photo of the guy is hilarious, but beware, there's a universal non-script rule amongst grown up man:

Thou shalt never offend a mother...

You have violated this, and even if this is cyberspace, in my point of view that's wrong.

[Mickey Finn]

LOL! Perhaps you’re right Underdog. I do believe the Italian people are known to be a bit more sensitive about their mothers as compared to us ugly Americans, but point taken. Duchman knows I like him. He’s actually matured into a pretty funny contributor. Just funnin with him. I expect he is probably searching the net right now for something particularly heinous to slander me sainted mother with. Bring it on.

(note to self: NEVER make jokes about Underdogs mother)

[Edited by Mickey Finn on 01-13-2001 at 07:13 PM]

[Underdog]

Haha!, ok Mickey, you want to know the worst offense you can do to an italian guy? Is:


"CORNUTO" translated literally means "you have horns" but it refers to have girlfriend or wife that goes around f.uckin and s.uckin everywhere...haha!


If you make the gesture of extend your index and ring finger you make the sign "horns".

Expecially in sicily, this is a mortal offense...

[judo guy]

Underdog,

That is great info. One of the reasons I come to this board. Great information. I thought my mother taught me lots of Italian curses, but I didn't know this one. It figures that the people who invented cement overshoes would come up with an outstanding curse like Cornuto!

Want to know the great thing about the Italian language? You can villify a person with the most horrendous curses and it still sounds like a romance language! They don't even know they've been cursed!

From this day forward I vow to curse all my enemies with Cornuto.

[duchman]

**** you all!


Dan downard,
it's not me! it is not the beanie that i won, please go back to bangedup.com

Mickey "i f*ck my own mother" finn,
at least my mom doesn't blow me for crack! like youre crack ho mother does

ILONGGO,
youre gayfriend is a looong way from me! but he/she work's right hear in amsterdam, in the colord zone

PAUL,
i know some people that are intrested in choke t's, but i will tell them not to buy them.

Karlinhos,
do you djerk off while looking at karelin picture? youre right name is "i want to be karelin's ho"

[Karlinhos]

GATHER YOUR YOUNG...






HE HAS SNAPPED!!!





(lol)

[duchman]

youre boyfriend condom snapped in youre ass!! i hope you get a faygotish disease

[Mickey Finn]

This thread is a treasure trove of information. I have learned of the dreaded “cornuto” and I have learned the word “faygotish.”

Underdog: Is Sicily still the underworld hangout we have been led to believe? (Mafia, etc.) The impression I have is that there are a whole lot of “mortal offenses” that can be committed in Sicily. Like being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Duchman. Get it right. My mother ****s donkeys in a bar in Tijuana to keep her in heroin money… but the woman’s a saint.