Would Bruce Lee beat Jesus in a streetfight?

[Ahoym8e]

I think he might, because Jesus would turn the other cheek (if he was in that mood).

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

If Jesus was actually divine then of coarse he would defeat Bruce or anybody in a street fight, but in real life, no one is a God or has divine powers becuase that sort of stuff doesnt exist, only in people's minds. Though im a catholic, i doubt Jesus was the son of "God". He just had several followers believe that he was. I think Jesus was something like a Cult leader but with positive values to teach. In the present and future, i dont think there will be anymore figures like Jesus Christ because they will be either cult leaders or islamic leaders. But thats just a thought.

[Ahoym8e]

right, so Jesus buddies (apostles? apostates?) would jump in and smother Bruce with their loin cloths. Good thinking Triangle.

[EmptyneSs]

jesus preached strict non violence, he wouldnt fight anyone ever. he didnt let his apostles fight for him either.

[commandos]

This is a stupid question asked by a stupid person .

[SamuraiGuy]

Great question, I believe it should be posed in the jeet kune do forum

[>:)]

I believe Bruce Lee would just fishhook the holes in Jesus's palm's and rip his hands clean off




..or something.

I reckon if u squint real hard during the last fight in 'Way/Return of the Dragon' it'd kinda look like that

[Ahoym8e]

jesus preached strict non violence, he wouldnt fight anyone ever. he didnt let his apostles fight for him either.

Yeah, like the time Jesus was pissed off that the fig tree didn't have a fig for him to eat (depsite that it was in off season) so he condemned it to death.

Now some of those old testament dudes (the eye for eye, tooth for tooth guys) would have wiped bruce out. (Jesus too, prolly...)

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

Jesus was a normal person just like you and me...He didnt possess any special powers nor was a "God" or "Messiah" of any sort. He just knew how to get people to follow him and his teachings which stood the test of time. F.Y.I., there is no such thing as a real "God", its just real in the minds of the FOLLOWERS of that religion.

[shirase]

YEAAAHH!! Atheism!! PARTY ON!!

[Tom Yum]

I think he might, because Jesus would turn the other cheek (if he was in that mood).

Dude, you need to re-post that clip of that crazy guy trying to do a form and the crazy bongo chick afterwards!

[Yu Law]

Jesus was a normal person just like you and me...He didnt possess any special powers nor was a "God" or "Messiah" of any sort. He just knew how to get people to follow him and his teachings which stood the test of time. F.Y.I., there is no such thing as a real "God", its just real in the minds of the FOLLOWERS of that religion.

You're Catholic? Well, at least u acknowledge the existence of Jesus.

[BoarSpear]

Dude, you need to re-post that clip of that crazy guy trying to do a form and the crazy bongo chick afterwards!

Hmmm that sounds interesting ....more interesting than two dead dudes in a cage match fer sure....

[Garland]

Jesus was a jew...does that mean he does jew-jitsu?



I've said this fucking joke twenty times now, and nobody's said ANYTHING!
What...you don't think it's funny, ****, like throwing diamonds to swine.

[BoarSpear]

Jesus was a jew...does that mean he does jew-jitsu?



I've said this fucking joke twenty times now, and nobody's said ANYTHING!
What...you don't think it's funny, ****, like throwing diamonds to swine.

Hehehehe, sometimes its funnier to wait for you to yell when we dont let you hear us laugh



Oh, BTW enough with the Jesus jokes its improper to speak I'll of the dead...