Would Bruce Lee beat Jesus in a streetfight?

[Garland]

Hehehehe, sometimes its funnier to wait for you to yell when we dont let you hear us laugh



Oh, BTW enough with the Jesus jokes its improper to speak I'll of the dead...

that bastard was late with his re-birth, so that shit can't be pinned on me.

[BoarSpear]

that bastard was late with his re-birth, so that shit can't be pinned on me.

Was? sheeeiit he has been M.I.A. for quite some time now....
He is probably afraid of the B.A.T.F. and the F.B.I. at this point...every time someone claims to be him, they off his ass

[Tom Yum]

Hmmm that sounds interesting ....more interesting than two dead dudes in a cage match fer sure....

horror flicks ain't bad.....neither are two dead dudes in a cage match

The vid he posted long, long ago had this completely untrained dude bust out in what he thought was karate but the performer was so serious about it, which made it interesting. And the chick with the bongo - nice lungs.

You'll have to ask him about it (if he hasn't drank away those cells).

[Tom Yum]

Anyone who has seen The Passion of the Christ will know that Jesus can take a severe beating. Jesus wouyld win hands down. Although I'm still a fan of Bruce Lee.

Mohammed ... now there's a pussie. He gets upset even if you just draw a cartoon of him. lol

Spell check.

[blitz]

Mohammed ... now there's a pussie. He gets upset even if you just draw a cartoon of him. lol

"HE" gets upset?

[blitz]

Notice how you say he gets upset because someone drew a cartoon of him.

[blitz]

Anyone who has seen The Passion of the Christ will know that Jesus can take a severe beating. Jesus wouyld win hands down. Although I'm still a fan of Bruce Lee.

Mohammed ... now there's a pussie. He gets upset even if you just draw a cartoon of him. lol

Besides Passion of the Christ was a movie. If you read about Mohammed, he took severe beatings too. Don't talk about something you know nothing about.

[blitz]

What's your point Blitz?

Mohhammed was a paedophile. He married a six year old lol. Oh and Muslims are used to losing at everything so Mohammed is inferior. lol.

He didn't marry a six year old.
And you keep making the dumbest statements.

[BoarSpear]

Besides Passion of the Christ was a movie. If you read about Mohammed, he took severe beatings too. Don't talk about something you know nothing about.

Then ole Andy wont be allowed to talk!! :

[blitz]

Yes he did. It's a fact. Don't lie. It was either a 6 year old or a 9 year old anyway. Either way, he married a child ... which makes him a kiddie fiddler. Denying that makes you a liar.

If Mohammed was around today he'd be on the sex offenders register.

Oh and check the video out. lol

Well close, she was 10. Still young and I still don't see the point of it but it has been done, and most marriages at that time happened when girls were 12-13, so it wasn't Mohammed alone.

He isn't around today so don't make assumptions.
And the amazing racist was never funny to me since everything he does is fake..

[blitz]

I never said it was ok, which is why I said I don't understand it, I don't understand lots of things in my religion but bashing someone you know nothing about is wrong too. And since you want to be all civilized, you weren't civilized at all when you were bashing a prophet and his religion.

I'll be honest, I don't see the point of anything in my religion, or other religions in that matter but I never go bashing anyone.

[darkrelevance]

I'm not bashing. I was just having a light hearted joke. I thought the whole thread was a joke seen as though it's called "Jesus vs Bruce Lee" or something.

do realize that something that is a light hearted joke to you, may not be to someone else reading this forum. remmember that people from all kinds of backgrounds read this stuff.