Easiest Martial Art to learn?

[jubaji]

yo quiero taco bell

I'll take you to Taco Bell instead. Deal?

Yeah baby, yeah!

[Tom Yum]

Yeah baby, yeah!

No drunken drive-thrus.

[jubaji]

pero...

No drunken drive-thrus.

Awwwww, then forget it!

[Tom Yum]

entonces....

Awwwww, then forget it!

I've been told by a friend that drunken-drive thrus lend themselves to folks mooning the cash booth, putting a baseball hat on the crown of their butt and trying to make their crack lip sync a conversation with the booth attendant.....

[jubaji]

I've been told by a friend that drunken-drive thrus lend themselves to folks mooning the cash booth, putting a baseball hat on the crown of their butt and trying to make their crack lip sync a conversation with the booth attendant.....

...and what's the negative side?

[Tom Yum]

...and what's the negative side?

...handling the money, beverages and food from said position. Having the bum at a higher elevation than the head can cause a sudden release.

Not that frats....I mean groups of energized, young folks have done this.

[jubaji]

...handling the money, beverages and food from said position. Having the bum at a higher elevation than the head can cause a sudden release.

Not that frats....I mean groups of energized, young folks have done this.

You seem highly informed on this subject, sir!

[jubaji]

First of all, show some respect when you speak to me please.

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That's pretty funny, kid. But seriously, its beyond obvious by now that you are just some little punk out for a troll and that you've never been any closer to a physical confrontation of any kind than what you've seen on the TV in your parent's basement. Now shut up unless you've got some better material.

[jubaji]

Yes, how convenient for you to just say "you're trolling" !

Yes, you do make it very convenient when you make it so obvious. Look, the only other conclusion is that you are a deluded, hopeless, drooling idiot. 'Troll' is the kindest description I could find. Don't be an ingrate.

[nutter]

Look, the only other conclusion is that you are a deluded, hopeless, drooling idiot.

This is Andy Murray, former point sparring champ street deadly you are talking to....

[Tom Yum]

First of all, show some respect when you speak to me please. I have been doing martial arts all my life. If you saw me in your dojo/gym with my blackbelt on you would know I've been around a long time and you wouldn't talk to me in this manner. There is no difference here. Just because we are online doesn't give you the right to run your mouths off - especially at someone with considerably more experience than yourselves. And bear in mind that we may one day meet, just think about that!!!

No need. I have beaten people from all of these sport over and over again on the street. No rules. No tapouts. No referee. No soft ground suitable for take downs. Just me, them and the pavement.

I'm perfectly fine with meeting other martial artists with more experience than myself. Thats how I learn.

What style do you teach and train in?

The reason why I ask is in an earlier post, you recommended a downward forearm block as a defense against a thai round kick.

I've met high ranked belts in TKD, kenpo and other arts and most of them would rather close, jam the kick with a kick/strike to the thigh or get out of the way all together.

But a downwarnd forearm block....

[jubaji]

I am neither. I am very well known both online and offline

Well, now I know you as a hopeless, drooling idiot. How nice to get to know you!

[Tom Yum]

How about you tell me what you teach and train in first?

Taebo, Yellow Bamboo and unfair food fighting.

And yourself?

[nutter]

Int bamboo green right?

[Tom Yum]

Int bamboo green right?

No the style is yellow bamboo. I'm a white belt. And probably will be for a while since I'm 100 cm tall and 4,345,269 kg.

When persuing the enemy, I hide behind lamp posts for camoflauge. Works wonders. But we all can't have secret ninja skills now, can we?

My main weapons are a pillow that inflicts -4.5 hit points on the enemy. How can hit points be negative you ask? Simple. The pillow actually brings an enjoyable laugh to the victim, boosting their morale.

I also throw pies. 1000 hit points damage since I put my weight behind them (remember I weigh over 4 million killos).

Have a good day and save me an Australian beer for my daily commute!