Hey TraceyKarate:

[Aloha From Hell]

Originally posted by TracyKarate


This is what I mean. A lot of assumptions without a dash of truth. O.K. I have been training for Two years and I am still a brown belt. I have no desire for a black belt before I am ready for the test. My dojo is not in a mall and I am not into porno. Furthermore I am not gay(not that there is anything wrong with that) and I DO NOT appreciate the advances!
A lot of people here probably assume that I am weak or unassuming because I train karate, but I assure you I am completely prepared mentally, physically and spiritually to handle myself in a confrontation.

Hey karate kid, I would take your brown belt ass to the ground and beat the living shit out of you. After I make a burger out of your face it will be time to cross-choke and make you go sleepy-byes.

You will thank me afterwards for giving you a taste of what real fighting is all about. Your katas are worth sheet on the streets.

[E1am]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Many WELL RESPECTED publications including Black Belt Magazine consistently use the spelling "jujutsu", even when referring to the Brazilian style. What do you have to say about that E1am?

Hey Miyagi,

You must not have read my first response. Here's a quote: "You, like the people at a certain MA magazine, want to show off how cultured and knowledgeable you are by using the "correct" transliteration. " What do I think about it? I think it's f*cking stupid.

[TracyKarate]

Ryu, I thought you were my friend. Why should I go to another forum? What forum rule have I broken? What have I even done to ager eveyone here--I still don't know. The world can be a very strange place. But one thing is for sure. And that is I am determined to work at this and become everyones peer. I know I can do it and I AM going to do it. As a child my auntie has always told me that once I set my mind to doing something there was no stopping me. I still beieve this to be true.

[E1am]

You're problem is you're like a serial killer. You want to be caught. You start off with a troll that's almost believable but wanting the infamy of being a good troll you inevitably become more obvious.

[TracyKarate]

Listen you have been the biggest thorn in my side by far and I don't even understand you anymore. You and a few others have a lot of animosity towards me and I believe that is uncalled for.

[BIG BIRD]

*cough* *cough* TROLL[/SIZE]

[Ryu (non-working password]

Huh? I wasn't telling you to leave, just saying there were more serious boards to post at if you want to really talk about serious technique, etc. (I post on other boards way more than I do this one) You didn't break any rules, if you want to stay feel free, but it's a zoo here.

Ryu

[LEGION]

HA HA HA

Originally posted by Aloha From Hell


Hey karate kid, I would take your brown belt ass to the ground and beat the living shit out of you. After I make a burger out of your face it will be time to cross-choke and make you go sleepy-byes.

You will thank me afterwards for giving you a taste of what real fighting is all about. Your katas are worth sheet on the streets.

LMFAO!!!

Although i have nothing but respect for ralph machio after his brutal triumph in his challenge match with Mr. T....... no wait that was ROCKY III, and it was sylvester stallone, not ralph machio. I guess you're right Aloha, this guy is a pussy.

[Oberleutnant]

IF you were driving home from work at night in your car at the speed of light, and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

[Human Fly]

Originally posted by Oberleutnant
IF you were driving home from work at night in your car at the speed of light, and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

You would be lucky to be able to see anything since the infinite amount of energy used in accelerating you to C would result in your weight and length being infinite.

But assuming the Lorenz transformation didn't apply to you, nothing would happen. Einstein proved that C is a constant no matter how fast you are travelling.

[Tony10]

Oh, Jesus H. Christ!

It keeps going, and going...

At least I know I'm not alone, Big Bird.

Having said that, "Tracy," this is one of your more brilliant efforts, LOL!

[Oberleutnant]

Human Fly: You took all the fun out of the question!

[Mr. Miyagi]

E1AM, I didn't see your first post and was just busting your balls. Of course TracyKarate is a troll, I knew that from his first post and have just been ignoring his stupid ass. Could be Patterson, Shimora, or even Aloha.