who would you like to beat the crap out of?

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

LOL I love using the line "rat bastards" as well. It always pops up when I am cussing my head off!

[DanInNeckaha]

I never could stand those freaking Olsen twins.

Rush Limbaugh-how about commitment to an excellent foot in your ass?

Guys in CK One ads

[BIG BIRD]

I would serve the olsen twins something proper...NUFF SAID

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

I think they are 13 years or 14 years old.....one or the other.

[BIG BIRD]

Yella if there is grass on the field I say PLAY BALL!

[aikidoka]

i want to beat the crap out of n sync, cause now poeple say i look like the one guy cause i have curly hair. i HATE when people say "you look just like...". also me and a friend were saying a funny thing would be a pretty boy match, guy mezger vs freddy prince jr. guy would fix that loser. i guess it could be like, guy vs girl

[bobby_steeles]

how about igor vovchanchin vs. all of n'sync? i think it would be a pretty quick fight.
those n'sync guys are tough.

[sodamnpoor]

Ha!

Yeah, if they are old enough to sit at the table they are old enough to yank yer cable.

[bobby_steeles]

Re: Ha!

Originally posted by sodamnpoor
Yeah, if they are old enough to sit at the table they are old enough to yank yer cable.

!? huh?! wait, we're not talking about the olsen twins anymore, this is a different conversation.

[sodamnpoor]

psht

And how do you know that I wasn't referring to Igor Vovchanchin or all of n'sync Mr. Smarty Pants? They are all old enough to sit at the table and they are all capable of yanking my cable. Now that you've responded to my perceived out of place comment you have contributed to steering this, "Conversation" off course. Also, to the best of my knowledge, a message board has never been conducive to conversation; rather it is a series of posts that are submitted on a particular topic (this being "Whose ass would you like to kick?"). Any reply to the posts submitted are of done so of the authors own accord. The author is in no way obligated to respond to posts listed by others. Also note the deviation from the original topic of, "Whose ass would you like to kick?" All those who have responded with posts that are unrelated to, "Whose ass would you like to kick?" are actually perpetrators of the same crime that I am accused of; why have they not also been attacked with such snide remarks as I have been? In conclusion I would like to do two things:
1. Apologize if I have disturbed the natural flow of this intellectual conversation of which you were contributing.
2. Tell you to get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Respectfully,

Sodamnpoor

[bobby_steeles]

cherry or apple?

[bobby_steeles]

ps- not to question your intelligence or anything, but the title of the thread is "who would you like to beat the crap out of?"
see? it's written up at the top of the page, too. while your trying to sound out the words i'm just gonna add your mother to that list...
oh! gotta go! your pie is burning.

[Oberleutnant]

This peice of shit for trying to take my girl away http://unlvrebels.fansonly.com/sport...aro_joe00.html


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[sodamnpoor]

lol

Originally posted by bobby_steeles
ps- not to question your intelligence or anything, but the title of the thread is "who would you like to beat the crap out of?"
see? it's written up at the top of the page, too. while your trying to sound out the words i'm just gonna add your mother to that list...
oh! gotta go! your pie is burning.

Now there is a legitimate gripe. Here are a couple of mine:

1. "not to question your intelligence or anything, but the title of the thread is "who would you like to beat the crap out of" The comma after "anything" is unnecessary as the following portion of the sentence has a dependent clause. It is an understandable and common mistake indicative of those who possess an 8th grade reading level comprehension.

2. Capitalize the beginning of sentences.

3. No comma between, "Page,too"

4. Wrong use of the contraction you're where you mistakenly wrote "your".

We can continue this attack on each other's written mistakes but I would rather focus on the content contained therein. There is a Chinese proverb that says something to the effect of: When a man points to the moon the fool stares at the finger.

Thanks for the pie. I prefer apple pie but please be sure that it is still warm because I absolutely hate humping cold apple pie, it feels nothing like the real thing.

[sodamnpoor]

Justice

Oberleutnant, that's what you get for setting a small fire in my girlfriends panties. Now you know how it feels.