Is BJJ worthless for me?

[knifer]

Bir Thai,

DO you think after 9/11 they will let me bring my knife on the plane to England?

Ok. Maybe when I land in England, I go to one of them 'shires and find the Sherrif of Nottingham's knife and I goose you with it.
Satisfied?

[Guest]

Why don't you borrow one from the "King" of England you thick twat! Haw haw haw!

WHAT A WANKER! -

[knifer]

You know Bir Thai,

You're a real ****in moron. The King of England is Tony Blair. Just cuz you call him the Prime Minister, doesn't mean he is not your king.

I saw his speeches and the way he was talking about murdering all those Taliban.... only a king would dare speak the way he did.

You are the Wanker

[Guest]

So, let me get this straight.

You are a self confessed ex convict who always carries a knife and your idea of effective self "defence" is to sneak up behind people and stab them. You claim to "run" a security company, and can "prove" there is still a "King" of England because of a document written over 200 years ago........And now you sound like an Osama Bin Laden sympathiser!

You are one mixed up arse-wipe! Haw haw haw!

WANKER! -

[knifer]

Osama Bin Laden sympathizer?

Sorry. Maybe you. I sympathize the innocent people of Afghanistan. Not Ben Laden.

You are right though.

I have been locked up.
I carry a knife
I run security for a Import/Export company

Now tell me moron, what is so hard to understand about that?

Bir Thai,

I think you beef with me cause I'm shady. I work for Robin Hood and you work for the evil Sherriff of Nottingham.

[Guest]

Oh right! So you rob from the rich and give to the poor do you?

Haw haw haw! - WHAT A WANKER!

When are you moving into Beverley Hills then Robin?

AND WHO IS BEN LADEN! HAW HAW HAW!

[knifer]

I steal from the rich but I do not give any to the poor. I am the Americanized version of Robin Hood merry men.

When you work at the dock, it is very easy to make good money. You have to use your brains and balls, and take risks, but it can be very rewarding and afford you the cash to move to rich neighbourhoods.

But who wants to move to the boredom, and the fuc ked snobbery and plastic bull s hit of Beverly Hills when you can live in the relaity of the Los Angeles Jungle?

Bir Thai, please tell me....
Would you rather walk the beat in Beverly Hills, or walk the beat in Rampart, Los Angeles?
and why?

[Guest]

I would never want to work in Beverley Hills. What would there be to do but look after over rich arse holes with big egos.

But what does that prove?

[knifer]

Good answer Bir Thai!

So you see, why would I want to live in Beverly Hills, when I could just find a nice bungalow in Echo Park?

[knifer]

Hello Rorny.

Yes. I have succeeded at declaring my beef with the members of McDojo because they are a bunch of hypocrite morons who do not realize they are hypocrite morons, and I wonder if those
fuc kos have the audacity to ban me from there.

Now if that happened, it would be the Ultimate Comdey because they design a site specifically geared to the insulting of several martial arts, and when I reveal the truth to them about how they are just as McDojo'd, and are also susceptible to insult based on the arts they practice, them getting all mad would at me would be the greatest laugh of all times

[knifer]

Rorny,

ADCC?

I know that place. They're usually very respectful there and mind their own business. They trash talk fighters there and not styles. So they're cool, and I have no interest in beefing forum.

I just think that McDojo's is an insult to Martial Arts. Not just TKD and Aikido, but all Martial Arts.

Maybe if these McDojo members had created the BJJ/NHB styles, techniques, and training methods. If they were the ones responsible for making those techniques, and the ones who proved to us they work, then they can do bad mouthing.

They are only parasites of the arts. They see watch Royce do the techs on UFC, and then they learn it and then they think they are better than TKD guys.

I have no respect for people like that, and would gladly show them my technique of unexpectedly grabbing them by the head, and bashing their face into the unrinal when they are busy taking a leak.

[Mr. Miyagi]

knifer,
you're the one who posted here asking for advice. have fun in your "tough" neighborhoods. yeah, i train bjj and do tournaments too. i guess i'm just a weekend warrior. good luck to you.
miyagi

[knifer]

Don't feel bad Miyagi if you are just a weekend warrior.
There is nothing wrong with that. As long as you recognize the truth you have nothing to be ashamed of.

[Guest]

Originally posted by knifer
Good answer Bir Thai!

So you see, why would I want to live in Beverly Hills, when I could just find a nice bungalow in Echo Park?

But you asked me where I would want to WORK, not live. I would never want to work where I live, ya toss pot.

[Ryu (JKD?)]

You know, having spent time in LA and having a couple close friends from downtown LA, ...... Usually anyone talking tough and professing about fighting ability and carrying knives don't really last long without getting a slug in the head at some point.

Who doesn't carry a knife?
Hell, most carry guns in the US.

Ryu