Real Fight Stories

[jubaji]

lol, damn, I musta really got ur goad with that factual event. I missed your story of any fights youve been in and won, oh theyre isnt any, sorry. BUt Id be more than happy to beat you down just like I did him, Im sure you fall just as fast, youre both big mouthed bitches with nothing to back it up. step on up son, so Ill just have another story for next week. W I M P Y B O I

Just because you are drunk now doesn't make your bullshit little story any more believable, clown.

[OmaPlata]

Just because you have a big cock i want to suck and are drunk now doesn't make your bullshit little story any more believable, clown.

Son, stick with girls, geez

[kuk sool won]

You guys go out looking for trouble?

I'd rather be sitting in TGI Fridays eating chicken fried steak with a few friends.

Lol not at all, just there are a lot of 'tough' guys in the area, who tend to hang around in groups of 10-20 who like to start fights with groups of 3 or 4.

[jubaji]

once AGAIN he leaps out of the closet!

Son, stick with girls, geez

hOmoPlata standard response #2

[KiotoQuinn]

Me and my brother were just driving around one evening. We parked on the side of a street while I was talking on the cellphone. My brother was cleaning out his interior console in the truck. We left, got to a dead end, and turned around. We continue driving when we hear a boom, like a rock hit the back windshield of the auto. So, screech my bro stops, and we both get out to see what happened. All of a sudden, Anonymous man#1 comes storming at us drunk as all hell. He lungs towards us saying how we were "trying to steal something from him" or some crazy nonesense. We, both in disbelief, start defending our actions with words like "what are you talking about?" and other crap. He doesnt even hear us, hes just looking for a fight and, oh, i guess his friend over there in the shadows Anonymous man#2, wants one too. #1 takes a step towards my younger, but bigger brother. Immediately I step up with a few choice words to get this guy coming towards me. I dont think it was the 6 months of BJJ or the four years in the Marine Corps, but somewhere since junior high I gained a big set of balls cuz my Anonymous was like 6'2" 235, big blonde haired guy in denim shorts and timberland boots. Damn, this might suck, said my 5'10" 155 frame, but my guts woudnt listen. We locked up, I grabbed tricept on my left arm, and then its hook/uppercut/hook/uppercut. Probably lasted about 10 full seconds while my brother is scrapping with dude 2. Boom boom, bang bang, the majority is over and soemhow Im laying on the ground and he is above me, pouring blood in my face, mouth, hair, everywhere. He goes to lift me up, and does to some extent, but Im pulling guard. nevertheless he drops me on my back right in the middle of the street. Ouch to the X degree with that one. Def harder than mats. My brother comes over with some kind of flying knee and gets the guy off my. So these two big ass dudes pick a fight with the smallest most athletic brothers in town and got lumped up. It was awesome and it makes for a great memory for me and my brother. So dont drink and fight. Not with people you dont know.

[OmaPlata]

Me and my brother were just driving around one evening. We parked on the side of a street while I was talking on the cellphone. My brother was cleaning out his interior console in the truck. We left, got to a dead end, and turned around. We continue driving when we hear a boom, like a rock hit the back windshield of the auto. So, screech my bro stops, and we both get out to see what happened. All of a sudden, Anonymous man#1 comes storming at us drunk as all hell. He lungs towards us saying how we were "trying to steal something from him" or some crazy nonesense. We, both in disbelief, start defending our actions with words like "what are you talking about?" and other crap. He doesnt even hear us, hes just looking for a fight and, oh, i guess his friend over there in the shadows Anonymous man#2, wants one too. #1 takes a step towards my younger, but bigger brother. Immediately I step up with a few choice words to get this guy coming towards me. I dont think it was the 6 months of BJJ or the four years in the Marine Corps, but somewhere since junior high I gained a big set of balls cuz my Anonymous was like 6'2" 235, big blonde haired guy in denim shorts and timberland boots. Damn, this might suck, said my 5'10" 155 frame, but my guts woudnt listen. We locked up, I grabbed tricept on my left arm, and then its hook/uppercut/hook/uppercut. Probably lasted about 10 full seconds while my brother is scrapping with dude 2. Boom boom, bang bang, the majority is over and soemhow Im laying on the ground and he is above me, pouring blood in my face, mouth, hair, everywhere. He goes to lift me up, and does to some extent, but Im pulling guard. nevertheless he drops me on my back right in the middle of the street. Ouch to the X degree with that one. Def harder than mats. My brother comes over with some kind of flying knee and gets the guy off my. So these two big ass dudes pick a fight with the smallest most athletic brothers in town and got lumped up. It was awesome and it makes for a great memory for me and my brother. So dont drink and fight. Not with people you dont know.

so what happened, they left having beat u guys down?

[KiotoQuinn]

Didnt you read the part about the blood pouring into my face, that was from his face. And my brother came over to me cuz his guy was left laying in the bushes. When my brother came and kneed the guy in the face and got him off of me the second guy, the one my brother was fighting with came over and was like "lets go." They definately did not beat us up though, The guy got one or two decent shots on me, but no blood. He hurt my back, which took like a full week of training to recover from. But they left, we left and were pumped to no end. We definately messed those guys up.

[OmaPlata]

You are an idiot for saying karate sucks.

Yeah didnt you see the Karate Kid? ITs the best martial art ever ! lmao

[OmaPlata]

hOmoPlata standard response #2, but I still want his dick in my mouth, my mother tells me its huge.

This calls for a banning

[jubaji]

This calls for a banning

That's it, keep on jumpin' out of that closet, you clown.

[J-Luck]

Yea i guess Tyson could clear the bar, and Barkely too, bad example, but either way, its extremely difficult to fight more than 1 guy

I dont know man. I've never had too much trouble. The idea is it's not a death threat every time. I've ended fights and gotten outa fights with multiple guys. Granted... I HAVE been the one peeled off the asphalt, but I would say if you know how to deal with the situation it's not that bad at all.

[J-Luck]

Economic status has little to do with courage. There are poor people with cajones and wealthy people who are timid (and vice versa).

Naaa man, not too many wealthy people with nuts, some, but not many.

[jubaji]

Naaa man, not too many wealthy people with nuts, some, but not many.

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[OmaPlata]

Naaa man, not too many wealthy people with nuts, some, but not many.

Liddell makes pretty good money. Steve Fossett has some stones. In fact, wealthy people got wealthy BY HAVING STONES. If you dont have stones, you will go nowhere in life. Period

[jubaji]

In fact, wealthy people got wealthy BY HAVING STONES.

Only sometimes.