Real Fight Stories

[bigred389]

Only sometimes.

Exactly. That's why you shouldn't really generalize to either extreme.

[OmaPlata]

Only sometimes.

More times than not, unless they won the lottery or inheritied it, or some lame ass way like that, not that Id turn it down though

[NightStalker14]

I have no good fight stories involving way more bad guys than is healthy. I remember a black belt in TKD wanted to prove that BJJ sucked, and so we fought, and I tackled him and put him in an RNC, fifteen seconds flat, beginning to end.

Too easy.

He tagged me with a kick along the way though... a high round kick to the side of my head, and I guess after that I got mad and tackled him... it was a blur. I remember some things but it went really fast.

[Tom Yum]

I have no good fight stories involving way more bad guys than is healthy. I remember a black belt in TKD wanted to prove that BJJ sucked, and so we fought, and I tackled him and put him in an RNC, fifteen seconds flat, beginning to end.

Too easy.

He tagged me with a kick along the way though... a high round kick to the side of my head, and I guess after that I got mad and tackled him... it was a blur. I remember some things but it went really fast.

Alright, enough of this romance novel stuff.


No offense, but these 'real fight stories' always end up getting sappy and chalked full of passion as if we're trying to impress some kind of young impressionable, lady inorder to get some.

[NightStalker14]

The thread said fight stories, so I wrote a fight story.

By the way, I hate romance novels.

If I was out to impress a lady, I'd kick her boyfriend's ass. I don't get in fights much, because I know how to talk my way out of them.

And my story is not chalked full of passion. If it is, I want to know how.

All these guys on here talk about taking on seven guys. I took on one, and wrote about it.

I don't need to impress a young lady, anyhow, because I already have the most wonderful one in the world at my side.

[Tom Yum]

The thread said fight stories, so I wrote a fight story. If I was out to impress a lady, I'd kick her boyfriend's ass.

..........

I don't get in fights much, because I know how to talk my way out of them. I don't need to impress a young lady, anyhow, because I already have the most wonderful one in the world at my side.

Now that's decent.

[jubaji]

Just kidding!!!

I don't need to impress a young lady, anyhow, because I already have the most wonderful one in the world at my side.

Yeah, but what happens when the roofies wear off and she wakes up?

[NightStalker14]

Yeah, but what happens when the roofies wear off and she wakes up?

Ooooh... dirty...

Actually, I've never slept with her. We're saving that for our possible marriage... so yeah.

[J-Luck]

Liddell makes pretty good money. Steve Fossett has some stones. In fact, wealthy people got wealthy BY HAVING STONES. If you dont have stones, you will go nowhere in life. Period

Not true at all. Most wealthy people have none. You can ride the wave into anything in life, including wealth. Liddell is just part of the few.

[Tom Yum]

Actually, I've never slept with her. We're saving that for our possible marriage... so yeah.

Good luck. Long distance relationships suck....jsyk.