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Now I am no Robert Redford myself, but what is up with that guy Walid Ismail?
HE HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST SOB IN THE WORLD!
No matter where he is or what he is doing, if he is photographed he manages to look like he is a world gurning champion! For those of you that don't know, gurning is the art of face pulling.
Am I right? He always looks at the camera (even when demonstrating techniques, a true sign of a man who has not realised that he makes rats weep) and makes a face like a lobotomised sodomite.
Now I don't even know what one of them looks like, but my guess is they would look like him.
"I tapped Royce Gracie I tapped Royce Gracie, and I look like a Bulldog who had just licked piss off a nettle."
I think Martial Arts Magazines should carry a health warning -"This magazine has a photo of the Walid "Lobotomised Sodomite" Ismail. Read at your own risk", something like that. Alternatively they could charge more if they could guarantee NOT having a picture of him. I'd pay it, and I know you would too.
No offense, Ismail. But even Michael Jackson can't quite capture the "I am even rated ugly by Sloths, Sea Cows and Aliens" look that you have mastered.
No wonder Royce tapped. You can't wrestle when your choking on vomit. He would have won if he'd worn a blindfold........
Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest.
HE HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST SOB IN THE WORLD!
No matter where he is or what he is doing, if he is photographed he manages to look like he is a world gurning champion! For those of you that don't know, gurning is the art of face pulling.
Am I right? He always looks at the camera (even when demonstrating techniques, a true sign of a man who has not realised that he makes rats weep) and makes a face like a lobotomised sodomite.
Now I don't even know what one of them looks like, but my guess is they would look like him.
"I tapped Royce Gracie I tapped Royce Gracie, and I look like a Bulldog who had just licked piss off a nettle."
I think Martial Arts Magazines should carry a health warning -"This magazine has a photo of the Walid "Lobotomised Sodomite" Ismail. Read at your own risk", something like that. Alternatively they could charge more if they could guarantee NOT having a picture of him. I'd pay it, and I know you would too.
No offense, Ismail. But even Michael Jackson can't quite capture the "I am even rated ugly by Sloths, Sea Cows and Aliens" look that you have mastered.
No wonder Royce tapped. You can't wrestle when your choking on vomit. He would have won if he'd worn a blindfold........
Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest.
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