You guys crack me up!!!!

[BigBodybuilder]

Originally posted by kh_s


That was my first time using a quote, so ... :P Anyways That is so true. ***k man maybe even a Thai Boxer who`s had enough ring experience thats like 5'8 and maybe like 130-140 pounds. Maybe you`ll beat him up, I doubt that but if you win, you`ll end probably end up with a few bruises, black eye, maybe a broken nose. Or a boxer, hmmm... you`ll get your ass kicked.

I've had my fair share of bruises, black eyes and broken bones. That just comes with part of the territory.

[platinum_angel]

abviously he didn't know enough to take you on.
it seems to me that you have only had one or two experiences with a martial artist. then you say that martial arts itself is bullshit.
when was the last time you took a class. and even if that guy was a black belt in BJJ you can't say martial arts in general is bullshit because you havn't fought any other martial artist.

[raytor]

This should help you out http://www.grapplers.com/ I'll be there .I really have no beef with what you say if you can prove it in a couple of mths. in the ring .Grapplers Quest Tournament Application:
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2003 Grapplers Quest U.S. Nationals
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Marist High School
Bayonne, NJ


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Now you can go for the submission events or if you are as badass as you say go straight into sportfighting but I'm not sure if they let you in without first showing them you can defend yourself.Good Luck and hope to see your match.what is your name so I will know who you are? I would like to meet you there.

[raytor]

seriously I will give him the benefit of a doubt.There really are some talented young men out there that can give a good ass whooppin with or without martial training.I just wanna be there to watch if what i think is gonna happen .Again good luck to you man ,I respect the NHB guys for what they know and the heart they bring to the ring.Did I mention i love this stuff.

[Biker]

That was my first time using a quote, so ... :P Anyways That is so true. ***k man maybe even a Thai Boxer who`s had enough ring experience thats like 5'8 and maybe like 130-140 pounds. Maybe you`ll beat him up, I doubt that but if you win, you`ll end probably end up with a few bruises, black eye, maybe a broken nose. Or a boxer, hmmm... you`ll get your ass kicked.

Funny you should mention this. Where I went to college there was a guy from Thailand who was an amateur fighter over there. He had to quit due to a severe leg injury he recieved while in the ring. So he came to the US and teaches Muay Thai for fun (all he asks is that whoever shows up help pay for the rental of the aerobic room at the local gym). Anyway, this guy would occasionally get drunk out of his gourd and pick fights with up to four of the college football players and totally demolish them and the bouncer who got in his way. He's a whole 150lbs, taking on up to five guys (including a foolish bouncer) and winning. And he was just an amateur who has not actually fought in a ring or been actively training for years.

[Big Johnson]

Originally posted by Biker


Funny you should mention this. Where I went to college there was a guy from Thailand who was an amateur fighter over there. He had to quit due to a severe leg injury he recieved while in the ring. So he came to the US and teaches Muay Thai for fun (all he asks is that whoever shows up help pay for the rental of the aerobic room at the local gym). Anyway, this guy would occasionally get drunk out of his gourd and pick fights with up to four of the college football players and totally demolish them and the bouncer who got in his way. He's a whole 150lbs, taking on up to five guys (including a foolish bouncer) and winning. And he was just an amateur who has not actually fought in a ring or been actively training for years.

Whatever, bro

[Biker]

Whatever, bro

Whatever, monkeyboy.

[Distanced]

I've always wanted to be a monkey, could you please call me monkeyboy too???

ok, you all act like 12 year olds here. my dad is bigger than your dad. I went to a better college than you. I could sleep with your girl if she ever met me. what a board full of pansies. you guys act all tough, and that's great. why don't you all now start acting like ADULTS!

[kungfupanda]

sweet

i agree with Bigbodybuilder. i am a martial artist and therefore a fighter. and i respect good fighters anyway they come no matter how they got those skills. in fact...it sounds like this guy got his they best way through real life street fights. if a guy can kick butt then he has the right to call himself a fighter...if he can beat someone who has had years of martial arts training then its all good baby. silly me...i have to train and fight for hours and hours each week just to get good.

the point is...if you can fight...youre cool with me. some of you MA guys whos motto is "whatever works" should take tips from this guy...find out how he wins his fights and learn it yourself. a good street fighter is not to be messed with and im sure they all have "techniques" or "stratagies" if you wanna call 'em that.

peace

and hey Bigbadbuilder, dont let the angry little BJJ/JJ guys get to ya!

[BigBodybuilder]

Originally posted by raytor
This should help you out http://www.grapplers.com/ I'll be there .I really have no beef with what you say if you can prove it in a couple of mths. in the ring .Grapplers Quest Tournament Application:
"The World's Largest Submission Grappling Tournaments"
2003 Grapplers Quest U.S. Nationals
Saturday, March 29th, 2003
Marist High School
Bayonne, NJ

Ahh man I'd love to go to that. I think it would be fun even if I got my ass kicked. Unfortuntatly I work on the weekends and it would be very hard for me to get up to NJ since I'm from the south. If they had one near where I live I'd definitely go.

[BigBodybuilder]

Originally posted by platinum_angel
abviously he didn't know enough to take you on.
it seems to me that you have only had one or two experiences with a martial artist. then you say that martial arts itself is bullshit.
when was the last time you took a class. and even if that guy was a black belt in BJJ you can't say martial arts in general is bullshit because you havn't fought any other martial artist.

I've fought several martial artists over the years, don't know the extent of their experience but they were martial artists. They really didn't faze me. You can't overcome raw power with something you learned in training. I've never had training in martial arts. I did train with a professional boxer for awhile though.

[Biker]

I've always wanted to be a monkey, could you please call me monkeyboy too???

Sure. Monkeyboy.

How's that?

Get a life you immature punk. Acting like an adult simply revolves around discussing steroids? Move out of your mom's basement. There's a much larger world out there.

[kh_s]

Big egos

Anyways how do you know if you got big egos ? I know it`s someone about acting so tough or being a bad ass because you did one thing ? Is that true ?

[Big Johnson]

Originally posted by Biker
Get a life you immature punk. Acting like an adult simply revolves around discussing steroids? Move out of your mom's basement. There's a much larger world out there.

No, the true test of maturity is whether or not you belong to a judo-chop board, where you post at length about some guy no larger than Yoda named Bung Ho Lee, who can single handedly devastate the entire offensive line (first, second, and third string) of any NFL football team, in full pads and armed with flaming nunchaka, while drunk, stoned, and with one hand tied around his three balls, by utilizing the ancient art of stink-finger, taught to him by his 162 year-old great, great, great Grandfather, Kok Hang Low, who still lives to this very day, levatating from temple to temple in the full-lotus, absorbing nutrients from the air and using the stink-finger to overthrow governments who legalize steroid use from his home, constructed from the rib bones of all his defeated foes, in the land of Yank Mei Wang.

[Distanced]

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best post ever!