Anti-rape curriculum

[Ronin]

Chump.

[Ronin]

Tony:

Some good points there, but like it or not, she's probably going to end up with the dude between her legs. When she does, knowing BJJ is her only hope of survival, because otherwise it's just the missionary position.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Originally posted by Ronin,
"You guys must be in the Republican school of, "Well, since there's nothing she can do, she might as well lie back and enjoy it." I think Jack Kemp actually said that."

LOL, ouch! That's a bit harsh on the poor elephants of politics.

Ryu

[Steed]

FEE FI FO FUM, I f***in' smell the bloody stink of an Americun!

Listen, mate, all this "between the legs" crap is daft, and you've been warned.

What the hell 'ave you blokes been doing on this bollocks board? On the one side you got a gaggle of queers talking about how evolution never happened? It must be bloody moron day at Mousel's, for f***'s sake.

And now you 'ave yer cowboy president and a bunch of ladies whingeing about how this is somehow good for your country. Bloody hell! Cheney's gonna be running the circus and your bloke Georgey the Shrub is just gonna be one of the ponys. Hell I turn on the telly and figure the Iron Maiden herself is gonna come strolling into the f***in room--she might as well 'cause you got Cheney, James Baker (!!) and your pants 80s cabinet standing around, looking like they've been enbalmed. What, is this some sort of 80s nostalgia trip for you country? 'Cause it's f***-all the same cast of characters you're putting right back in! I'm gonna 'ave to break out me "Tainted Love" 45!

So I say cheers, mates, have a good time on your shiny new Titanic. I'll lift a pint for you while I'm watching Manchester United stomp everybody, and while I'm reading about Sak using Ryan to wipe his arse...

Cheers!

[Edited by Steed on 11-10-2000 at 05:03 PM]

[Phantom of the Forum]

Steed, I have never in my life met anyone who strives to use British slang, and dialect for every other word.

I smell the stink of a "phony".

[Steed]

Congratulations, genius. When do you start at Quantaco?

Like I said, it's bloody moron day at Mousel's.

Maybe you can get together with those "evolution didn't happen" queers and have a tea party, wearing the dresses that you so desperately long to wear...

[Edited by Steed on 11-10-2000 at 05:08 PM]

[Ryu (non-working password]

Steed,
you are not going to even dispute that? You spent that much time to write your posts keeping in check with your "British slang" book, only to come clean after one measly little statement by the Phantom?

Poor man...The forum cries for you.

[Playa]

Is that dude really English? I don't know man...

[Phantom of the Forum]

This man has admitted to not being English after one small statement. Sad.
You are hereby banished from this forum, Steed.

[Steed]

God, another one. Can somebody rotate the "moron" switch to OFF, please?

Watching dim bulbs like you two blokes is like watching two gerbils stuffed into a Habitrail wheel try to run in two different directions, wondering with their decigram-sized brains why nobody's going anywhere while at the same time individually thinking that "there's a trick to this..."

[Phantom of the Forum]

Steed, unfortunately you are hanging on to whatever dignity you have left...which I must say is nil.
How can you possibly face anyone on this forum when you cannot back up your words? You cannot even speak to the phantom face to face, but must speak out to the general masses to hide the fact that you have been caught in a pathetic and rather childish game. Go back home from wence you came. You have no friends here.
It must be lonely out there in desperate hopes that someone will come to your aid, and post something to make you feel as though you are a part of this place. Sadly it won't happen.

[Steed]

How am I to back up me words if I don't exist, mate? Large empty vessels need ballast to remain afloat--which is why your idiotic posts sink as they do--there's no creamy center, only an endless void apparently only accessible via that hole in your face.

When it comes to intellectual firepower, you are a rock thrower.

So why not save us all the gaseous emissions masquarading as inanity and have a go at yourself with the picture of that naked Asian guy?

[Edited by Steed on 11-10-2000 at 05:39 PM]

[Ryu (non-working password]

everyone say it together,
"He's not naked!!"


Steed, LOL, I hope to God you are not taking me seriously, my friend. Recently I am getting my kicks by amusing myself at internet follies such as you.

The funny thing is, a well placed rock can mess up even the fanciest of guns.

LOL!
take care, MATE! hehehe


Ryu

[Steed]

Your mouth is still moving, despite my repeated protests.

You were warned earlier, as was your lover Ronin.

Usually, one must go to an auto parts store to find erudite conversation so stimulating.

Like any inert gas, you require an additive to become active. And far be it from me to bloody well be the bloke who puts a song by that slapper Britney Spears on the jukebox while everybody's trying to watch the game, which is basically what I'm doing by engaging intellectual fruit flies like yourself and the other Genius of the Month who still thinks I'm making a transatlantic post.

So continue with your obviously meaningless existence, posting inanities to call into question the very meaning of humanity while at the same time making it obvious that your very reason for being is merely to consume, interrupted only by whichever turd you decide to post here.

Cheers!

[Evilution]

Tony10, regarding technique you said "Read my first post on this thread. Nothing should be discussed UNTIL those things are administered."

I already said that things like prevention, evasion, killer instinct and survival mind-set HAVE already been taken care of. Read MY first post and you'll see it says the FIRST THING to stress is the value of being aware and avoiding the possibility of being attacked.

Read my second post and it says the same as above. So please, Tony10, regarding technique, is my outline good place to start or no good, in your opinion? What would you recommend? What would you do in my place?

It seems that there are some of you that think anything will help, something's better than nothing. Some think that she has to put in time and effort for anything to really help. Others seem to think that there's nothing a woman can do but, as Jack Kemp so ignorantly stated, lay back and enjoy it. I'm kinda leaning towards the middle. I'm willing to teach, but will it really help if she doesn't put in the time to get good at it? I'm not so sure it will.

BTW this is not how I pictured this thread turning out.