Forum member you'd most like to beat up?

[Ryu (non-working password]

What once was a funny little thread might possibly turn very ugly very fast

I'm above this...

P.S. Big Bird! You're a little girlie bitch! I think I'll take my "beefcake" size and make you into my girlfriend.

( LOL, just kidding, BB. nyuk nyuk)

Ryu

[JCameron]

LOL!!! Everything Duchman says is funny!!!

>>>Orange sounds gay!
You sound gay!
You look gay!
You stiffy in your pink gi looks gay!
You look so gay even your mother grandmother has more balls than you! GAY!
You fighting style looks gay!
You smell gay!

Duchman, you ARE the bomb!!!!
-JCameron

[hounddog]

i want to kick everyone's ass who has posted here but haven't made any picks for the UFC tonight. mutha!@#!@#s!

[Underdog]

At risk to appear brown nosed...

But from the moment I logged in in this forum, I have received only appreciation and sometimes really good help (I must say thank especially to Ryu, Ronin and duchman).

So for me would me impossible even to think about beating someone from the forum.


BUT...

I must admit that I would have pleasure in having a friendly match with Big Bird; by his post he seems very expert in Boxing, while I suck big time; so maybe I'll get my sorry ass whipped but surely I wil learn something...

[Joe Manco]

I'd like to b!tch slap several forum members.

Ryu - For having (non-working password) at the end of his name. WTF is up with that?

Mickey Finn - For being funnier than I am

Bib Bird - For being a young whippersnapper who can still compete.

Sweep Em - Just for being him.

Ronin - So that he would shut up.

Tony10 - For attacking me as Steed.

Shimora - For being allowed to live.

Patterson - For not being able to die.

Judo Guy - For disagreeing with me on the electorate.

Gargoyle - For not calling me in weeks.

Darren - For impersonating a woman.

Zhoozhitsu - For impersonating a man.

Tim Mousel - For never posting on his own forum.

Goddess - For disappearing and leaving only men left (Zhoozhitsu excepted).

Everyone else I forgot to mention - Just for the hell of it.

Yours truly,

Joe

[Ryu (non-working password]

ROTF!!!

Joe, even though I made first choice for your "kicker assers" of the week, I gotta admit that post was funnier than hell!
I'm still laughing


Ryu (I'll try and get this damn non-working password off of here)

[Martial Artist]

Dutchboy-

The fact that you live where women don't shave makes you gay!

[SweepEm]

Did some of you dudes graduate grammar school?

I tutor 4th and 5th graders that are smarter than you.

I said I was thinking.

If you want to beat me up, do you think I care? HA!

Well, the only forum member that I would actually like to do something to would be Patterson.
I think a few hours of torture would be fun.
The first hour would be mind torture,
then the second hour would be physical torture.
Heh heh.

I have no negative feelings to anyone here. Now insult my wife or family as Patterson did, that's a different story.

[duchman]

Matial gay artist,
People under 5ft should call me a man!

[Beatle]

Originally posted by War Pig
Shimoron no doubt.

I would like to choke him until he passes out and his nose begins to dribble blood.

Then I would duct tape him to a hot radiator and violate him anally with a wide assortment of power tools and cleaning chemicals like Drano and paint remover.

Then I would use a 5lb. sledge hammer to pound both of his hands in to a gritty red paste. I would then use a ball-peen hammer to break every third vertebre in his spine.

After that I would remove his left eye with a pair of pliers and spray paint him hi-viz yellow from head to toe.

Next I would throw him through the front window of a hospital to make sure he lived for many years as a crippled, one-eyed, welfare recipient suffering from chronic back pain.

I'll find out where he lives someday. Time is on my side.

I like your style. I have power tools also. Call me when you have the bastard taped-up.

[Karlinhos]

I'll say Pit Dog... then I will in turn have indirectly kicked everyone's a$$ on HIS list (lol). I like to be efficient...

I know where you live (lmfao)...

[Martial Artist]

Dutchboy
This MAN you talking to is 5'5 108lbs.And sometimes if I eat alot I can getup to 110lbs!

[duchman]

Gay artist,
LOL that was funny!! but are still gay!! come out of the closet and let patterson make you his bi*ch

[keithws]

You guys are all pussies!!!!!!

First of all, the only way half you guys can win a fight, is you're allowed to hit someone over their head with your keyboard!

First,

Chilldaddyace: Cause he's a slap hitting b*tch!

Sweepem: Cause he is senile and he needs to realize that it's time for the under 30 generation.

Judoguy: He's needs a whoopin to make him realize that the big belly ain't workin.

Atomic: Anybody who wears a pocket protecter on their gi nees an ass whoopin. Smart bastid!

Mickey fin: Cause he's the biggest troll on the forum and nobody realizes it!

Bigbird: Cause he chose to go to Oregon over the Bay area (where yours trully would have hooked him up) to please his wife.

Masala: The king of funk never sent me his album!

Patterson: F*ck it! I'd just hook him up and get him laid.

John Bennet: Cause that picture of him with that 70's haircut on a horse made him look like a hallmark moment!

Dan Downward: Cause the ole timer dissappeared!

Duchman: The tough streets of Amsterdam! WTF. You need an ass kicking for saying something that's so lame.

Pit dog: Nope! Woudn't fight him. His close resemblance to Wallid Ismael scares the sh*t out of me.

Martial Artist: Cause he's a 13 yr old little terd!

Now all you p*ssies go train japanese pro wrestling!

[EJ]

once again gentlemen....

LMAO!!!

That was Sue's best post ever!!!!

No mention of Doodie????

[Edited by EJ on 11-18-2000 at 03:05 PM]