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[seppuku]

hiding the face? she THAT ugly? ill see what i can do about a picture but i dont actually have one atm.
p.s. shes not my girlfriend, just a really good friend of mine. im pretty happy with how things are between us atm tho anyway.

im so not trying to impress you with how fine she is. im just really happy about it lol. plus some twat called her a myopic gnome and i felt compelled to stand up for her.

yeah im so emo. completely emo. also a fag obviously, i LOVE having things up my arse. nothing better than that. also braindead. all the random shit you lot have come up with is SOOO patently true. ahh damn im a moron, cant use patent in a sentence...

LOL to all of you... well thats mostly aimed at jubaji... i dont care what you think of me at all

btw... i am the only person i know to accidently stick a pool cue in my eye. chalk and all. see how good i am? that was in front of loads of ppl id just met. what a first impression to leave behind

[swisscom]

Hiding the face to remain anonymous, she did that picture for my team "SCrew" for a game back in the day. Why dont you have a picture of your "good friend"? It's not hard to get a picture of someone, just tell her the truth --

"Baby, I really need a picture of you doing something hot, to impress a bunch of guys I don't know over the internet... Because they don't like me..."

"ew no"

"BUT BABY THEY CALLED ME AN EMO FAG"

"This has been coming for a while... it's not going to work out..."

"FUCKING NOT AGAIN *grabs knife* **** LIFE *slash slash*

[seppuku]

thats a very good reason for hiding her face. slightly annoyed for not thinking of that, sorry mate.

i had sex with a sheep yesterday. it made me feel really, really good. i think ill do that next time instead of cut myself like i did last week.
that impress you?

[swisscom]

thats a very good reason for hiding her face. slightly annoyed for not thinking of that, sorry mate.

No problem. I'm just playing around haha.

[seppuku]

yeah cos im so sincere... baaaaaa

oh yeah, a picture of her will be here as soon as i can work out how to upload to photobucket again

here she is. isnt she gorgeous?



she makes me feel better after the big kids make me lean over the railings. shes the only one who understands me....

[seppuku]

im so amused that that finally shut you guys up.... f**kin brilliant. jubaji couldnt think of anything to say.. wow lol

if only id thought of that when he started gettign sh**ty....

[swisscom]

I can fill in for him if you like. Maybe he's away or sumthing.

[seppuku]

sure lol.. go for it if you can be arsed. i dont mind

any comments on the sheep? take your best shot...

[swisscom]

don't only male sheep have the horns (this world of sheepfucking is new to me)

[seppuku]

yeah, i know how that feels. was new to me to. it was a guy? damn... im gay as wel lthen i suppose...

how the hell dd i not notice that.... still, i found a hole and thats what matters

[swisscom]

I'm going to have to agree with an old point Jubaji made; you could use a damn grammar lesson.

[RayD550]

Wow I have just found this thread and oh boy. Seppuku take it form the old man of the group don't let any of the shit head scum bags form this board piss on your corn flakes. You go on with your bad self.

As for Jubaji is it true that all the girls oh I mean boys call you Turtle Dick?

[swisscom]

Wow I have just found this thread and oh boy. Seppuku take it form the old man of the group don't let any of the shit head scum bags form this board piss on your corn flakes. You go on with your bad self.

As for Jubaji is it true that all the girls oh I mean boys call you Turtle Dick?

Scum Bags? Ouch. You're a real asshole man

[BoarSpear]

Whoa, dude you aint one of the guys from the "iraqi love" clip on big boys are ya man, does the donkey know about the goat?

[jubaji]

Seppuku take it form the old man of the group

Oh, I'm sure he does...