Best Legal Weapon to carry

[knifethrower]

or a pie

[Tom Yum]

Another good weapon is a bench right. In CMA we learn a form where you use a bench to kick the shit outta whoever. Carry a bench mate.

Do they teach you to throw animals at the opponents too?

Imagine throwng a decent sized, pissed off dog at an assailant...

[knifethrower]

a metal edge so it cuts when he nuts ya.

I’m still trying to figure out why anyone would want to NUT on their assailant

[nutter]

Another good weapon is a bench right. In CMA we learn a form where you use a bench to kick the shit outta whoever. Carry a bench mate.

[knifethrower]

Well you're a Texan mate, what you expect?

Yeah Can I get a fukin translator over here!!! lol

[nutter]

Well you're a Texan mate, what you expect?

[knifethrower]

I said my mate right has this burberry cap with a metal edge so it cuts when he nuts ya. he's been lifted by the fuzz a few times, like 3 I think, but they ain't ever noticed it right so it is dead subtle.

You follow mate?

Not one fukin word

[Tom Yum]

The correct answer would be your BRAIN.

Second choice would be an AR-15......(with a 'conversion' kit back home )

[bigred389]

LOL!

Ah good old English English.

[blitz]

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[nutter]

I said my mate right has this burberry cap with a metal edge so it cuts when he nuts ya. he's been lifted by the fuzz a few times, like 3 I think, but they ain't ever noticed it right so it is dead subtle. You follow mate?

[eXcessiveForce]

some of the old forum regulars are at a bit of a disadvantage hey mate.

Me mate has a baseball cap, burberry right, but it has this metal rim to it so that when he nuts someone, it cuts. he's been lifted by the old bill like 3 times wearing it and they've never sussed.

what the hell did you just say?

[nutter]

The correct answer would be your BRAIN.

some of the old forum regulars are at a bit of a disadvantage hey mate.

Me mate has a baseball cap, burberry right, but it has this metal rim to it so that when he nuts someone, it cuts. he's been lifted by the old bill like 3 times wearing it and they've never sussed.

[EmptyneSs]

cut off a peice of garden hose about 2 feet long, and tie one end into a fat knot

[RenegadeMonk]

I would have to go with the Trapo, which is a weapon from Atienza Kali. It is simply a hard object within a soft object: padlock inside of a bandanna, rock in a sock, soda can in a t-shirt, fishing weight tied to a piece of rope, etc. It's a swinging, improvised "sap" device. I like it because it's parts are legal to carry, and being a flexible weapon, it can literally wrap around your opponent's defenses and still land a good shot to the head. It's not a new idea, to be sure...but it's a great equalizer that sure does work.