Originally posted by dredd1990
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in a nice pub situation if someone where starting something as i where sat minding me own reading the paper i will make myself aware of whats at hand. bang* the paper is in their face and ive already picked up the ashtray and whacked ya rich across the side of the head. i continue this untill your on the deck and im stamping on your head untill your not moving! ive also moved towards the extinguisher i noticed when i first went in the room and if your a right hard **** you'll be getting that.
i never have carried a legal weapon for defence because there are weapons and aids everywhere. if i know im gonna need something i'm gonna carry the deadliest thing i can get regardless of sentence. its better to be alive in jail for five to life than dead isnt it?
anyway when its starting clock everything in the area. remembe he may go for one of these things so throwing something suddenly to distract will work a charm in ensuring you get there first. newspaper shopping bag tray of chips and gravy. anythig will do.
two week ago i had been helping me mate out djing in a club and where warned abpout four lads waiting outside. i did on this occasion arm myself with a can and told my mate (who hasnt ever had a fight in his life) to let me run in to em and stay near the door. find an extinguisher if i where losing where his orders lol. that whernt a nice situation at all but fortunately the lads had fucked off by the time we got out so i drank the can o red bull hehe.

Best let the bailiff(s) handle unruly defendants. Use your weapon there and you'll end up in a cell with 'em.
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