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I think keys are excellant weapons, everyone carries them and are easy to pull out of one pocket if need be.
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True. There are hundreds of answers to this question. A good head on your shoulders is the first thing anyone needs to be able to utilize anything.Originally posted by ProKarateShop View Postthe best weapon is your brain. It can get through metal detectors and on planes..
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the best weapon is your brain. It can get through metal detectors and on planes..
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So long as the wind is blowing in the right direction.Originally posted by aware View PostA potent pepper spray is a fantastic choice for anyone. It keeps the distance, and should facilitate an escape if you get a direct shot to the attacker's face/eyes. The spray must not be just potent, but also dispensed from a powerful and reliable unit. Kimber arms has a fantastic product out that fits the bill perfectly.
Also note that pepper spray is not legal in all places.
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A potent pepper spray is a fantastic choice for anyone. It keeps the distance, and should facilitate an escape if you get a direct shot to the attacker's face/eyes. The spray must not be just potent, but also dispensed from a powerful and reliable unit. Kimber arms has a fantastic product out that fits the bill perfectly.
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Originally posted by boomstick View PostA nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them
You do need to practice using them though...
This was an ntelligent thought.
This is asking to go to jail for a long long time.Originally posted by boomstick View PostHowever you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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....................Originally posted by boomstick View PostA nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them
You do need to practice using them though...
However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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A nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them
You do need to practice using them though...
However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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he was talking about a sap cap sort of. you can buy them all over the net.
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Guest repliedOriginally posted by Bullseye View PostBest legal weapon to carry?
Without a doubt? Anteater.
Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.
The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."
Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!
All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.
So, just to recap, ANTEATER.
Whatever that man is drinking, I'm buying the next round! Brilliant.
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Best legal weapon to carry?
Without a doubt? Anteater.
Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.
The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."
Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!
All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.
So, just to recap, ANTEATER.
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Always bothers me a bit and I could be taking this wrong, but get brass knuckles get me a spike ring use all the parlor tricks instead of taking time to learn to punch real f'ing hard under the mental stress of an attack.
Rick
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