rural street combatives

[kingoftheforest]

People from the country are less dangerous than people from the city. This is fact. The country is a safer place to live. Most country people don't know what I call "sneak tactics" and so beating them should be easier than beating people who live in cities.

That said, training on uneven ground and ground that is slippery or hard to move on (like long grass, mud, sand, swamp land etc etc) is a must. These are the things you will encounter in "rural combat". Prepare for them by training in such conditions.

Swamp Fox.. American Revolution (not the Chevy truck one from the commercials)...that involved lots of country boys sneak attcking a trained army.

[Tom Yum]

Ya ain’t from around here err ya boy…ya sure gotta pretty mouth. WHAHOOO!! SQUEALE LIKE A PIG FAT BOY!!! SQUEALE!!! SQUEALE!!

LMAO....

[Gabriel]

Ya ain’t from around here err ya boy…ya sure gotta pretty mouth. WHAHOOO!! SQUEALE LIKE A PIG FAT BOY!!! SQUEALE!!! SQUEALE!!

lol, that is EXACTLY how I imagine you redneck, goat fucking, inbred hicks from Texas sound like.

[knifethrower]

lol, that is EXACTLY how I imagine you redneck, goat fucking, inbred hicks from Texas sound like.

And just how vivid are these imagined scenarios? Do you often fantasize about rednecks and goats?

[Tom Yum]

lol, that is EXACTLY how I imagine you redneck, goat fucking, inbred hicks from Texas sound like.

Did you wear your top hat and monacle while spoutin' that off?

[Gabriel]

Nah, I just find you interbred hicks amusing. Here in England we find that moronic accent funny as hell.

[Tom Yum]

Nah, I just find you interbred hicks amusing. Here in England we find that moronic accent funny as hell.

Uh huh....

Ever watch Taming of the Shrew.....

[knifethrower]

Did you wear your top hat and monacle while spoutin' that off?

Naw dude he was wearing his Daisy Duke shorts, a cut off half shirt and cowboy boots when he said that

[Tom Yum]

Naw dude he was wearing his Daisy Duke shorts, a cut off half shirt and cowboy boots when he said that

...gonna puke now

[Gabriel]

lol @ Tom Yum copying my signature move.

Fucking retard.

[J-Luck]

Lol we find the English accent funny, and I'm not even from Texas!

[Tom Yum]

Could someone ask Boar to unblock me for a sec? He's being really ignorant.

If Boar blocked you, it was probably because you were talking sh!t....

No offense.

[Gabriel]

J-F'uck shame you don't have a language of your own eh? You need to speak ours. However we speak the proper Queen's English, not some moronic inbred sounding version of English that you fat Yanks invented.

[J-Luck]

Lol, F-ckin shame there would be no England after WWII if not for the U.S... damn... didn't wanna low blow, I mean I have English friends and all, but you made me.... lol

[J-Luck]

Tom, I sent you a private message telling you what happend. He blocked me because he thought I insulted you. I was insulting richard derr... not you. But he was an idiot and didnt bother to read the thread. So he assumed I badmouthed you(which I didnt, as Ive stated many times, I respect your posts) Hes a dumbass and didnt bother to find out what I really said. So no, it was his fault for being ignorant.