rural street combatives

[BoarSpear]

See, this is where the Mormons are smart. You bring a whole bunch o' wives and they can take care of it while you have a beer and watch. (Ok, the Mormons can't have a beer, that is where their strategy breaks down, but otherwise...good plan)

HEHEHEHE someone's on a roll

[jubaji]

HEHEHEHE someone's on a roll

Nah, just on my second bottle of sake!

[Tai Chi Fighter]

mmmmmmm........sake :drool:

[BoarSpear]

Nah, just on my second bottle of sake!

yikes you type better drunk than i can sober

[jubaji]

yopalai ga ii

yikes you type better drunk than i can sober

That's really the secret to quality typography. I can't type at all if I'm sober.

[BoarSpear]

That's really the secret to quality typography. I can't type at all if I'm sober.

Well thank you for the advice, i will have to pick up a bottle of Mezcal and give it a try...you can evaluate my technique

[jubaji]

Well thank you for the advice, i will have to pick up a bottle of Mezcal and give it a try...you can evaluate my technique

There ya go!

[Eyegouge]

if matt huges makes eyes at your wife....i'd say just let it be.

And I'm just wondering what farmer has time to check out your wife?....If your walking down the road and he's drivin his tractor and looks back to take a peek at your wifes ass....come on man, he's prob been driving that thing for 15 hours and it's the best thing he's seen all day. It's not hurting nothing...and if he's lookin it means you don't have bad taste in women.

Jub, boar, i honestly can't imagine you two sitting at a table together drinking...boar would be prancing around with switch blades fighting imaginary ninjas and doing tai chi and jubaji would be popping off shotgun shells at critters outside the window while incoherently spouting off curses and obscenities.
No wait....I can imagine the two of you doing that. I'm glad your not my neighbors.

[jubaji]

don't deny it!

Jub, boar, i honestly can't imagine you two sitting at a table together drinking...boar would be prancing around with switch blades fighting imaginary ninjas and doing tai chi and jubaji would be popping off shotgun shells at critters outside the window while incoherently spouting off curses and obscenities.
No wait....I can imagine the two of you doing that. I'm glad your not my neighbors.

C'mon, you know you'd be right there with the next pitcher!

[BoarSpear]

Jub, boar, i honestly can't imagine you two sitting at a table together drinking...boar would be prancing around with switch blades fighting imaginary ninjas and doing tai chi and jubaji would be popping off shotgun shells at critters outside the window while incoherently spouting off curses and obscenities.
No wait....I can imagine the two of you doing that. I'm glad your not my neighbors.

Switchblades #%&* aint you learned nothin yet? i HATE switchblades....if you cant open yer own knife, you ought not carry one.

PS... unless you bring your girlfriend to dance on the table you aint invited anyway.

[jubaji]

Andy Murray is a hopeless, drooling idiot. This is fact. His brain is on uneven ground and ground and is slippery or hard to move

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Hmmmm, good point.

[GonzoStyles]

wow is that the best you can do? ape someones insult word for word, how unoriginal. If you are gonna waste our time with these trolling activities at least try and make them interesting/entertaining.

[SamuraiGuy]

People from the country are less dangerous than people from the city. This is fact. The country is a safer place to live. Most country people don't know what I call "sneak tactics" and so beating them should be easier than beating people who live in cities.

That said, training on uneven ground and ground that is slippery or hard to move on (like long grass, mud, sand, swamp land etc etc) is a must. These are the things you will encounter in "rural combat". Prepare for them by training in such conditions.

I'm gonna respond to this like I'm unaware your a troll...

How do you figure they dont know "sneak tactics"... how many city people do you see hiding behind a bush ready to jump out and eviscerate their opponent... jeez.... You can get jumped anywhere bud, its not a hard thing to do to someone.

Also, how do you figure fighting someone who works at least ten hours a day, doing repetitive hard physical labor, and is infinetly tougher (as a result of the pain, heat, work, etc) is gonna be easier than fighting some douchebag street punk, or a guy who sits in an office all day... jeez...

[knifethrower]

People from the country are less dangerous than people from the city. This is fact. The country is a safer place to live. Most country people don't know what I call "sneak tactics" and so beating them should be easier than beating people who live in cities.

Ya ain’t from around here err ya boy…ya sure gotta pretty mouth. WHAHOOO!! SQUEALE LIKE A PIG FAT BOY!!! SQUEALE!!! SQUEALE!!

[J-Luck]

Could someone ask Boar to unblock me for a sec? He's being really ignorant.