Street Styles

[47MartialMan]

well if you want fast result i would recommand Wing Tsun and Brazilian Jujitsiu

Well Shaolin is a good style but there aren't many good master out there so I won't recommand that since you probably live some where near the state. Unless you can find a monk to teach you real Shaolin Kung Fu, because Shaolin Kung Fu was design for war purposes.

There is no such thing as fast results. The practitioner could only gain knowledge and skill in accordance to what is taught and what is developed.

How can Shaolin be a good style not having good masters?

Shaolin was not designed for war purposes

[Bauer]

I'm curious as to why at this obviously degenerated point of the thread; you come in to recommend Shaolin Kung Fu? I'm not flaming you, I just find it humorous.

[Wai Yeung]

well if you want fast result i would recommand Wing Tsun and Brazilian Jujitsiu

Well Shaolin is a good style but there aren't many good master out there so I won't recommand that since you probably live some where near the state. Unless you can find a monk to teach you real Shaolin Kung Fu, because Shaolin Kung Fu was design for war purposes.

[Garland]

To which I would return more words of wisdom from Snoop Dogg,

"You can't make a ho a housewife"

And you can't spell housewife without "ho".

there's the fundamental dicotomy.

[Bauer]

To which I would return more words of wisdom from Snoop Dogg,

"You can't make a ho a housewife"

[Garland]

Perhaps it is too country for me to sing..

She broke my heart

So I broke her jaw

Yeah that is playing way too into the hick stereotype. I don't even listen to country music.

God...if you're up there....forgive me for leading these fine gentlemen astray and away from your flock. But as Snoop would say...there is but one bitch in the world...one bitch, with many faces.

[Bauer]

Perhaps it is too country for me to sing..

She broke my heart

So I broke her jaw

Yeah that is playing way too into the hick stereotype. I don't even listen to country music.

[Tant01]

Lol

Well one thing Nebraska and Utah have in common is that we have a lot of open space to bury our problems in.

Wait a second....I thought this was a martial arts forum.

How's that old saying go again?
Ain't too many problems a man can't fix
with a few hundred dollars and a 30-06...(?)

[Bauer]

Yup, we have cows. And I don't know about the Nebraska shotgun to Utah wives statistic...but it seems like it could solve alot of problems.

Well one thing Nebraska and Utah have in common is that we have a lot of open space to bury our problems in.

Wait a second....I thought this was a martial arts forum.

[Rickster]

And Utah boys bring out multiple wives. Talk about a cat fight...mad frenzied bonnet wearing bitches...and from what I hear..."they're good on their backs and knees" they must have a bomb ass ground game.

At least there wont be any shotgun weddings

[Garland]

Hey Garland, you ever gone cow tipping? Or do they have those in Utah? Oh yeah, good point MartialMan; we probably have more shotguns per household in Nebraska than Utah has wives per household!

Yup, we have cows. And I don't know about the Nebraska shotgun to Utah wives statistic...but it seems like it could solve alot of problems.

[Bauer]

Hey Garland, you ever gone cow tipping? Or do they have those in Utah? Oh yeah, good point MartialMan; we probably have more shotguns per household in Nebraska than Utah has wives per household!

[Garland]

Yeah, but country boys sure bring out the shot guns

And Utah boys bring out multiple wives. Talk about a cat fight...mad frenzied bonnet wearing bitches...and from what I hear..."they're good on their backs and knees" they must have a bomb ass ground game.

[47MartialMan]

Between satanic cults and white color rambo's, I draw the conclusion that you are all crazy as a rat in a tin shit house. I'm gonna stay here in Nebraska where I can get in a fight with someone in a bar that has a buck knife strapped to his jeans and I don't have to worry about getting cut up. Us farm boys are tough enough without the hunting knife anyway.

Yeah, but country boys sure bring out the shot guns

[Bauer]

Between satanic cults and white collar rambo's, I draw the conclusion that you are all crazy as a rat in a tin shit house. I'm gonna stay here in Nebraska where I can get in a fight with someone in a bar that has a buck knife strapped to his jeans and I don't have to worry about getting cut up. Us farm boys are tough enough without the hunting knife anyway.

Oh and btw, Muay Tai clinch for the win.