Street Styles

[Bauer]

Hey Garland, you ever gone cow tipping? Or do they have those in Utah? Oh yeah, good point MartialMan; we probably have more shotguns per household in Nebraska than Utah has wives per household!

[Garland]

Hey Garland, you ever gone cow tipping? Or do they have those in Utah? Oh yeah, good point MartialMan; we probably have more shotguns per household in Nebraska than Utah has wives per household!

Yup, we have cows. And I don't know about the Nebraska shotgun to Utah wives statistic...but it seems like it could solve alot of problems.

[Rickster]

And Utah boys bring out multiple wives. Talk about a cat fight...mad frenzied bonnet wearing bitches...and from what I hear..."they're good on their backs and knees" they must have a bomb ass ground game.

At least there wont be any shotgun weddings

[Bauer]

Yup, we have cows. And I don't know about the Nebraska shotgun to Utah wives statistic...but it seems like it could solve alot of problems.

Well one thing Nebraska and Utah have in common is that we have a lot of open space to bury our problems in.

Wait a second....I thought this was a martial arts forum.

[Tant01]

Lol

Well one thing Nebraska and Utah have in common is that we have a lot of open space to bury our problems in.

Wait a second....I thought this was a martial arts forum.

How's that old saying go again?
Ain't too many problems a man can't fix
with a few hundred dollars and a 30-06...(?)

[Bauer]

Perhaps it is too country for me to sing..

She broke my heart

So I broke her jaw

Yeah that is playing way too into the hick stereotype. I don't even listen to country music.

[Garland]

Perhaps it is too country for me to sing..

She broke my heart

So I broke her jaw

Yeah that is playing way too into the hick stereotype. I don't even listen to country music.

God...if you're up there....forgive me for leading these fine gentlemen astray and away from your flock. But as Snoop would say...there is but one bitch in the world...one bitch, with many faces.

[Bauer]

To which I would return more words of wisdom from Snoop Dogg,

"You can't make a ho a housewife"

[Garland]

To which I would return more words of wisdom from Snoop Dogg,

"You can't make a ho a housewife"

And you can't spell housewife without "ho".

there's the fundamental dicotomy.

[Wai Yeung]

well if you want fast result i would recommand Wing Tsun and Brazilian Jujitsiu

Well Shaolin is a good style but there aren't many good master out there so I won't recommand that since you probably live some where near the state. Unless you can find a monk to teach you real Shaolin Kung Fu, because Shaolin Kung Fu was design for war purposes.

[Bauer]

I'm curious as to why at this obviously degenerated point of the thread; you come in to recommend Shaolin Kung Fu? I'm not flaming you, I just find it humorous.

[47MartialMan]

well if you want fast result i would recommand Wing Tsun and Brazilian Jujitsiu

Well Shaolin is a good style but there aren't many good master out there so I won't recommand that since you probably live some where near the state. Unless you can find a monk to teach you real Shaolin Kung Fu, because Shaolin Kung Fu was design for war purposes.

There is no such thing as fast results. The practitioner could only gain knowledge and skill in accordance to what is taught and what is developed.

How can Shaolin be a good style not having good masters?

Shaolin was not designed for war purposes

[simplestudent]

I used to...until I pulled one and, even though the situation was still more chest puffing and bullshit, realized that something really bad could've happened and I could've gone to prison for a long time just for being drunk and trying to save face jumping up the force ladder when it might not have been completely warranted.

Also...seeing a buddy of mine almost disembowled out of the blue gave me the impression that having a knife on you is secondary to having one in your hand and knowing exactly what's going on around you...which is impossible to do all the time, and would certainly be considered maladaptive and anti-social. (think about walking around with a knife in your hand everywhere you go, looking everyone up and down, and never getting your back turned to open areas...yeah... can someone say paranoid delusions???)

Anyway...yeah, in short...weapons are only good if you can use them...if somebody gets the jump on you...you're basicly unarmed...maybe worse if you're all tied up trying to get to your weapon.

If you've fucked up big...and somebody is smart, looking for you, and has your routine and shit down...and has the intent to knife you...buh-bye. Sorry...you be pretty fucked. Any outcome not involving at the very least greivous bodily harm can be attributed more to luck, or the other person making a huge mistake (i.e. drawing the knife outside of 30 feet within plain sight of you, or yelling their intentions as they are getting out of a car or something) than anything else.


what cult buddy?

Man. Thank You for saying that. The truth is, if you don't know what you're doing with ANY weapon, you can truly get meassed up or put in jail if you get in a street fight. And if you do pull it, you better make sure you have probable cause, and the jury believes you, because if they don't you'll be wedding big bubba in a cold hard prison cell.

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[47MartialMan]

I have to completely agree

[Anti]

There is no such thing as fast results. The practitioner could only gain knowledge and skill in accordance to what is taught and what is developed.

How can Shaolin be a good style not having good masters?

Shaolin was not designed for war purposes

Im glad someone said it. Shaolin was definately not designed for war. It was designed as an outlook on life -in the forms of a martial art.
But, it is a good style, regardless of the master. The master is the guide, the bottle of experience to be poured upon you, and without a good master it IS dificult. But becoming effective in an MA comes from the practitioner more-so than the master. I personally study and train myself, and have gotten little school experience. From what I study and practice (MT, TKD, and several Chinese MAs), I take what i deem efficiant and good for me, and form my self in accordance to my experiences. Id recommend schooling over self-practice, but its not the only way.
-Anti