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    I train in MT and Hapkido. Our MT club is holding it's end of year Fight Night this Friday and last night I was asking people at our Hapkido club if they wanted to come along. It's a good deal too as there are 19 fights on the card mostly MT with a couple of MMA fights as well and for only NZ$20.00 (US$12-13.00).

    The looks and questions I got were unbelievable.

    One guy, who seems to be taking an incredibly long time to get his head around the fact that styles such as MT, boxing etc are excellent self defence styles and very practical, flat out refused to know anything about it. He also trains in Tai Chi (I have nothing against Tai Chi) and he still seems to think if he sticks with that then he will develop the incredible power that those practitioners supposedly have and scoff at the other "harder" styles of training . Each to his own I suppose but he still gets owned whenever we spar.

    Another guy was, seriously, asking me if it was some sort of underground fighting circuit. What the ****!!!! I honestly couldn't believe this guy! I didn't know how to respond except laugh at him. An amateur fight night, advertised about the place with posters and being held at a reputable boxing hall and this idiot thought it was an underground fighting circuit! Come back into the real world my friend!!

    It's 2006 and there are still people running around in their black pyjamas pretending to be ninja's, people who still believe that if they practice slow techniques for decades they will become invincible, people who still believe that MA movies depict actual street fighting, and people who still believe that what they see on TV must be reality. Does the public have a good accurate, impression of the MA's?? Certainly some of it's practioners don't .

    I'm probably just having a whinge, but can anybody else share similar stories or experiences??

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    WildWest. Would you say trying to Reason with these kinds of people is simular to the act of beating your head against a wall?

    Try talking to Kool-Aide drinking Sport MMAists("Cage Fighters") about RBSD tactics, targeting options,...ect. Hint* You'd be better off spending your time training instead.

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    • #3
      Your both wrong. When I get my ninja for christmas...you two are totally fucked. How dare you bad mouth my chi-ki-ku-chi-do-ryu-chun-gar-du-du-tai. (actually try saying it...it's pretty fuckin' funny...SAY IT, bitches!)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MMA Apostate View Post
        WildWest. Would you say trying to Reason with these kinds of people is simular to the act of beating your head against a wall?

        Try talking to Kool-Aide drinking Sport MMAists("Cage Fighters") about RBSD tactics, targeting options,...ect. Hint* You'd be better off spending your time training instead.
        Is the Kool-Aide electric? You talkin' to me? I SAY is you talkin' to ME?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Garland View Post
          Your both wrong. When I get my ninja for christmas...you two are totally fucked. How dare you bad mouth my chi-ki-ku-chi-do-ryu-chun-gar-du-du-tai. (actually try saying it...it's pretty fuckin' funny...SAY IT, bitches!)
          Where the hell do you order a ninja for a Christmas present? Do you have to treat it like a human being or can you treat it like a pet?

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          • #6
            Let em get on with it mate. I know of some who have even been totally leathered when their great techniques havent worked.

            The answer, apparently, is to train even harder at the crap they do.......

            Stoopid is as stoopid does!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MMA Apostate View Post
              Where the hell do you order a ninja for a Christmas present? Do you have to treat it like a human being or can you treat it like a pet?
              Ninja food is relatively inexpensive...rusty nails you have laying around work fine...
              and they never sleep, so you don't have to like, buy a little ninja bed for them or anything. They're mostly nocturnal, and during the day, they hang from their ankles like bats guarding the perimiter of your property.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Garland View Post
                Ninja food is relatively inexpensive...rusty nails you have laying around work fine...
                and they never sleep, so you don't have to like, buy a little ninja bed for them or anything. They're mostly nocturnal, and during the day, they hang from their ankles like bats guarding the perimiter of your property.
                Do you have to take them in to get vaccinated, and are they easy to train to behave themselves when you take them to the ninja park? Are there various breeds as well?

                Oh, and to answer your question if the Kool-Aide is electric or not. No. It's the kind you drink so you can join the mother ship hiding behind the tail of the comet.

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                • #9
                  If cutting the heads off of stupid people counts as behaving, then yes, they behave brilliantly in the park.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MMA Apostate View Post
                    Do you have to take them in to get vaccinated, and are they easy to train to behave themselves when you take them to the ninja park? Are there various breeds as well?

                    Oh, and to answer your question if the Kool-Aide is electric or not. No. It's the kind you drink so you can join the mother ship hiding behind the tail of the comet.
                    ...Electric Kool Aide was the merry prankster's acid (LSD) laced sheezy.

                    Ninjas do come in a variety of breeds;
                    long haired mu'fucka's
                    short-haired mu'fucka's
                    mini- mu'fucka's
                    and thourough bred death machines.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Garland View Post
                      ...Electric Kool Aide was the merry prankster's acid (LSD) laced sheezy.

                      Ninjas do come in a variety of breeds;
                      long haired mu'fucka's
                      short-haired mu'fucka's
                      mini- mu'fucka's
                      and thourough bred death machines.
                      I think I'm going to buy a ninja!

                      Probably the mini-mu'fucka's ninja breed. I have this idea I could walk the ninja on a leash and sick him on whoever just looks at me wrong.

                      On a side note...

                      The Kool-Aide I was talking about is the kind the Cult leader tells you to drink and you do so without question. I don't know if it's the same as calling it Electric Kool-Aide or not.

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                      • #12
                        Holy Hell. The only ninja in my price range is this guy.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MMA Apostate View Post
                          Holy Hell. The only ninja in my price range is this guy.
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                          There IS a ninja lay-away option.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Thai Bri View Post
                            Let em get on with it mate. I know of some who have even been totally leathered when their great techniques havent worked.

                            The answer, apparently, is to train even harder at the crap they do.......

                            Stoopid is as stoopid does!
                            You're right. It just annoys me that people who do a self defence based MA still seem to have their head in the clouds.

                            Anyway, not really my problem but just felt like venting some steam!

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