true stories.

[treelizard]

Anybody got any good SD stories lately?? I wanna read!!

My most recent was today. I was parking my car at Circle K when I noticed some weirdo in the parking lot who looked really weird and was obviously waiting for me to get out of my vehicle. So I didn't. He started laughing as I backed up my car to leave. I went to a different Circle K.

My stories are boring like this so I would like to hear someone else's!

[darrianation]

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

[treelizard]

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

Easy to say when you have all the best stories!

[WildWest.]

Teelizard> You demonstrated good self awareness and self protection. Good self defence doesn't ncessarily come from bashing someone who attacks you, it comes from avoiding the potential attaker in the first place.

[treelizard]

Best self defense comes with disarming or disuading an attacker soley by self. By being. Simple presence.

Yeah, I love people like that. Just being around them you feel safer. It helps if they're armed, too.

C'mon, someone has to have done something dumb and have a story.

[lorenzodamarith]

hello,

today, watched a potato. it just sat there, mockingly, arrogantly. it looked shifty. figured if it did attack, readiness would be in order. patient was the potato. it was very disciplined, not goaded by such an obvious attempt to catch it in the act.

then got hungry and put in in some soup for dinner.

quite tasty was the potato.

"the best defense is a good entree!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

thanks.

[Albert]

Ill go start some street fightz this weekend so i can tell some stories.

[Albert]

Ill be wearing bootz.

[Albert]

OK, so i got a story.. Today, i walked out in my backyard, and this fool waz givin me lookz, so i waz like wutz up bitch you wanna go, and he didnt say anything, just kept staring at me, so i waz just like, yo, and then i beat the crap outta him, and he didnt even get a shot in on me, cuz he had no arms, but still.

[treelizard]

I got hit with a drive-by water balloon the other day. I did see a car full of giggling girls, but I figured they were just staring at one of the two folks who was walking me to my car. He's quite a looker. Anyway I was surprised at first and it actually kinda hurt a bit, but then it actually felt really really good. My friends thought I was strange when I told them this and said that if they were me they'd be quiet. Still, I guess I need to work on situational awareness, haha. I found out one of my friends got hit with a drive by paintball once, and that made me feel a little better.

[osopardo]

C'mon, someone has to have done something dumb and have a story.

Understand first of all that I'm really just a big gentle loveable fuzzball with more patience than a Buddha. I really try to see the other person's side of the story in any altercation and it takes a blatant willful act of evil to anger me.

Well, some time back some lady rear-ended me at a traffic light. I came out of my car to see the damage and talk to her and make sure she wasn't hurt and she jumps out through the passenger side, putting her car between us, and she starts yelling at me; "It was an accident! Calm down! Back off or I'l spray you!" I guess the expression on my face was more scary than concerned...

Wow! now that's "presence"!

[osopardo]

...he didnt even get a shot in on me, cuz he had no arms, but still. [ATTACH]3279[/ATTACH]

Poor ol' BOB!

[WildWest.]

Good story Mike.

[Ryan G]

christmas break 2 yrs ago.
at a friend's apartment, it was a small party.
some dude named Ben, the guy was real cocky and drunk, he started fighting my best friend.
the little brawl turned out to be a serious fight in the room, i thought i saw my best friend's head was clocked by a metal chair when he fell, blood sprayed (but really it was a wine bottle knocked over... i was pretty drunk myself)
got on top of Ben and started pounding on him, after a few punched he gave up then i stopped.
we kept arguing who did what and who hit who after i thought the whole thing was pretty stupid, so i apologized, and left the party voluntarily.


the end.

[shaolin-warrior]

Hello,


Garland,
Your wasting your talents on this forum. That was some funny shit. Id pos rep you again but the computer wont let me. You crack me up. Pope in black face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You