true stories.

[Albert]

Ill go start some street fightz this weekend so i can tell some stories.

[lorenzodamarith]

hello,

today, watched a potato. it just sat there, mockingly, arrogantly. it looked shifty. figured if it did attack, readiness would be in order. patient was the potato. it was very disciplined, not goaded by such an obvious attempt to catch it in the act.

then got hungry and put in in some soup for dinner.

quite tasty was the potato.

"the best defense is a good entree!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

thanks.

[treelizard]

Best self defense comes with disarming or disuading an attacker soley by self. By being. Simple presence.

Yeah, I love people like that. Just being around them you feel safer. It helps if they're armed, too.

C'mon, someone has to have done something dumb and have a story.

[WildWest.]

Teelizard> You demonstrated good self awareness and self protection. Good self defence doesn't ncessarily come from bashing someone who attacks you, it comes from avoiding the potential attaker in the first place.

[treelizard]

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

Easy to say when you have all the best stories!

[darrianation]

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

[treelizard]

Anybody got any good SD stories lately?? I wanna read!!

My most recent was today. I was parking my car at Circle K when I noticed some weirdo in the parking lot who looked really weird and was obviously waiting for me to get out of my vehicle. So I didn't. He started laughing as I backed up my car to leave. I went to a different Circle K.

My stories are boring like this so I would like to hear someone else's!