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  • #46
    Acceptable reason to brawl

    Acceptable reason to brawl -

    tip 1: if you are standing around wondering if the fight you are in is "acceptable" then the fight you are in is probably not "acceptable."
    Last edited by bodhisattva; 02-03-2008, 05:47 PM. Reason: cause momma started hollerin "fire!"

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    • #47
      Can I quote you on that?

      Originally posted by Mike Brewer
      That's fair. You tell a fella, and then you tell him again. If he still doesn't listen, sometimes you just have to tell him harder.
      Seems reasonable to me...

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      • #48
        Originally posted by bodhisattva View Post
        Acceptable reason to brawl -

        tip 1: if you are standing around wondering if the fight you are in is "acceptable" then the fight you are in is probably not "acceptable."

        Sometimes you dont think, but just react.

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        • #49
          Kanik you need to take this advice from a classic country song by Bobby Bare

          (a bit longwinded but worth it)

          The hulk of a man with a beer in his hand he looked like a drunk old fool
          And I knew if I hit him just right why I could knock him off of that stool
          But everybody said watch out hey that's "Tiger Man" McCool
          He's had a whole lotta fights and he's always come out the winner

          But I had myself about five too many and I walked up tall and proud
          I faced his back and I faced the fact that he had never stooped or bowed
          I said Tiger Man you're a pussycat and a hush fell on the crowd
          I said let's you and me go outside and see who's the winner

          Well he gripped the bar with one big hairy hand then he braced against the wall
          He slowly looked up from his beer my God that man was tall
          He said boy I see you're a scrapper so just before you fall
          I'm gonna tell you just a little about what it means to be a winner

          He said now you see these bright white smilin' teeth you know they ain't my own
          Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
          But I left that person cursin' nursin' seven broken bones
          And he only broke three of mine, that makes me the winner

          He said now behind this grin I got a steel pin that holds my jaw in place
          A trophy of my most successful motorcycle race
          And each morning when I wake and touch this scar across my face
          It reminds me of all I got by bein' a winner

          Now this broken back was the dyin' act of a handsome Harry Clay
          That sticky Cincinnati night I stole his wife away
          But that woman she gets uglier and she gets meaner every day
          But I got her boy that's what makes me a winner

          He said you gotta speak loud when you challenge me son cause it's hard for me to hear
          With this twisted neck and these migraine pains and this big ole cauliflower ear
          And if it wasn't for this glass eye of mine why I'd shed a happy tear
          To think of all that you gonna get by bein' a winner

          I got arthritic elbows boy, I got dislocated knees
          From pickin' fights with thunderstorms and chargin' into trees
          And my nose been broke so often I might lose it if I sneeze
          And son you say you still wanna be a winner?

          Now you remind me a lotta my younger days with your knuckles a clenchin' white
          But boy I'm gonna sit right here and sip this beer all night
          And if there's somethin' that you gotta gain to prove by winnin' some silly fight
          Well okay I quit I lose you're the winner

          So I stumbled from that barroom not so tall and not so proud
          And behind me I still hear the hoots of laughter of the crowd
          But my eyes still see and my nose still works and my teeth are still in my mouth, And you know I guess that makes me the winner!

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          • #50
            I'd rep you good for that Gonzo but still need to "spread" some around...

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