Tom Yum

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I prefer Shakespearean Iambic Pantameter

A strange fellow he may always seem so
A nose that's big and never shal regress
With a clown suit and hat and a big bow
Outmatch Oso's wit Tom is put to test

Out of the pan and in to the great fire
Tom faces Oso to a game of rhyme
Tom sits and calms when he plays his great lyre
Tom is nervous; Oso sits and eats lime





Ok guys that's enough for today. I almost gave myself an Aneurysm doing this. NEXT!

[Sensei Saki]

Ah.
A lot of people like that.

I don't know if I like Shakespearean Iambic PantameterA strange fellow he may always seem soA nose that is big and never shal regressWith a clown suit and hat and a big bowOutmatch Oso's wit Tom is put to testOut of the pan and in to the great fireTom faces Oso to a game of rhymeTom sits and calms when he plays his great lyreTom is nervous; Oso sits and eats limeOk guys that is enough for.
I have a stimulating relationship with Tim Mousel.Was it worth it?
We have never talked about it before.

[osopardo]

Ah.
I have a stimulating relationship with Tim Mousel.Was it worth it?
We have never talked about it before.

Never talked about it? Are you his dirty little secret?

[Tom Yum]

"El Osopardo, Empresario del Discotecque"

Congratulations osopardo
you've got skills like Richie Valen
walkin' down the street
unbottoned shirt with gold medallion.

Parachutin' to the ring with his motorcylce hat
staring down the free buffet, being bold, gettin phat.

And as I sing this great song 'bout the golden crisps bear
I got a "long haired dictionary" sin camesa sin underwear.

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Thank you, thank you - yes, I am available for birthday parties. GOod nigHT.