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  • Originally posted by Garland
    One's more than enough. I'm considering becoming a cloistered monk at this stage in my life. I've been lied to, manipulated, exploited, cheated on, betrayed and used by every woman I've ever been unfortunate enough to put my heart and emotions into.

    Either that or just become a libertine bastard who USES them first and then leaves them by the wayside to have a sob about it.
    Why not just stop dating girls you meet at raves??

    *ducking*

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    • Originally posted by Garland
      One's more than enough. I'm considering becoming a cloistered monk at this stage in my life. I've been lied to, manipulated, exploited, cheated on, betrayed and used by every woman I've ever been unfortunate enough to put my heart and emotions into.
      Originally posted by Garland
      Either that or just become a libertine bastard who USES them first and then leaves them by the wayside to have a sob about it.
      Originally posted by Garland
      What's the saying, "if a woman breaks your heart, break their sister's"?
      Pay closer attention to the details. The way she treats other people in public, what she says about others when they aren't around.

      Some women are very consistent about this and they're keepers.

      You decided what level of attachment you would allow this person, so you've got no one to blame but yourself, right G?
      Last edited by Tom Yum; 05-12-2007, 07:49 PM.

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      • Originally posted by Garland
        Thanks for giving me yet ANOTHER reason to foster self contempt and hatred. You bastard.
        LOL...I know, I know. I'm horrible. I'm terrible.

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        • Originally posted by Mike Brewer
          Garland has no one to blame except himself? that's a real coincidence! I've been blaming him all along!

          Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Garland that set up the whole 9-11 thing, the Bali nightclub bombing, and that train incident in Spain. Also the Black plague and the Dark Ages. And crack. Oh! And all the aliens that seem to continually piss off poor Dick Hardman! Those are Garland's fault too...

          Dammit. I've gone too far again, haven't I.
          Why does it have to be a BLACK plague

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          • ^ becarful she'll break you with her ass crack

            Garland knows about those chicks, Chop sticks and Folk

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            • Originally posted by Garland
              That's right, though. From now on, no more getting emotionally involved with the barhogs and snarl-a-dons that I hook up with.
              :fu: goddamn barhogs.
              LOL Welcome fellow Beast Master

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              • Originally posted by Mike Brewer
                Garland has no one to blame except himself? that's a real coincidence! I've been blaming him all along! .
                Originally posted by Mike Brewer
                Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Garland that set up the whole 9-11 thing, the Bali nightclub bombing, and that train incident in Spain. Also the Black plague and the Dark Ages. And crack. Oh! And all the aliens that seem to continually piss off poor Dick Hardman! Those are Garland's fault too...Dammit. I've gone too far again, haven't I.
                That's pretty good on Garlands part. Actually he and I worked in conjunction to pull off the Dark Ages but we had to decide who would be responsible for crack (yeah, I blame Garland on that one)....plumbers across America are cursed for sure; Garland forgot to invent a tighter tool belt to hold up the pants.

                Hell I've been blamed for the 1906 earthquake in San Francisco, the sinking of the Titanic and as the real mastermind behind the Enron scandal (while still in school, of course)...I'm just a terrible, terrible dude! LOL
                Last edited by Tom Yum; 05-13-2007, 02:42 PM.

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                • Originally posted by Ahsen View Post
                  Garland knows about those chicks, Chop sticks and Folk
                  Hey, watch those curse words...

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                  • Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post
                    Hey, watch those curse words...
                    Curse words ?

                    You haven't seen those Vids have you ?

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                    • Originally posted by Ahsen View Post
                      You haven't seen those Vids have you ?
                      Keep your stash private, lol.

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                      • Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post
                        Keep your stash private, lol.

                        Sorry I stole that from your collections

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                        • Originally posted by Ahsen View Post
                          Sorry I stole that from your collections
                          I thought I was missing something.

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                          • Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post
                            I thought I was missing something.
                            lol


                            what ya think about transformers

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                            • Originally posted by Ahsen View Post
                              what ya think about transformers
                              Great invention !!!

                              You use coils arranged in a certain manner to induce changes in another? They are used to increase the efficiency of electric transmission, I believe.

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                              • yes they are, but how about this ones:

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