Fridays on Defend

[Tom Yum]

.......even triangle has gotten more play than you, and he is only like 16. at least he has made it to third base.

Thanks for sharing about how you "helped" a 16 year old boy reach 3rd base.

[DickHardman]

Thanks for sharing about how you helped a 16 year old boy reach 3rd base.

he doesnt need any help, cause unlike you he doesnt need to rely on posting his myspace on forums, and fishing for compliments on his looks in hopes of getting noticed by women in a forum full of men. he can mack on his own. you should learn from him tom, so you can maybe one day elevate your game and with a lot of hope, maybe get to experience second or even third base.

[jubaji]

lol you alway fall back on the crude sexual jokes.

The funniest part is that, having admitted that he has absolutely no hope of any kind of female companionship, everytime Cheech tries to be 'funny' about such things you just know the desperate lonliness is eating him up inside and he has to go escape again into the cloud of pot smoke where he hides his pain. The poor little burnout...

[Tom Yum]

he doesnt need any help, cause unlike you he doesnt need to rely on posting his myspace on forums, and fishing for compliments on his looks in hopes of getting noticed by women in a forum full of men. he can mack on his own. you should learn from him tom, so you can maybe one day elevate your game and with a lot of hope, maybe get to experience second or even third base.

You're the one trying to bang loose salt shakers and teapots. lol

[DickHardman]

You're the one trying to bang loose salt shakers and teapots. lol

thats not true either. ok, i may have tried the ziploc bag between the mattress thing, buts that it, i swear.

[DickHardman]

The poor little burnout...

the only burnout is your wrestling career, that ended just before the great depression. no, im not talking about your marriage or your alcoholism, im talking about the actual Great Depression, when you were just a highschooler. now that you are old and out of shape, and cant even get it up anymore, you have to troll a martial arts forum to feel better about yourself by writing up fake stories about using pro wrestling finishing moves on people in altercations in dennys parking lots late at night so you can trick people into thinking you have some kind of training to back up the bullshit you like to chime in with.

[jubaji]

Wow, you're really bad at this (like everything else) aren't you? I don't mind admitting that I'm not in the condition I was at the peak of my most competitive days, but I reckon that still puts me well well ahead of most people, especially those dojo-darlings who never actually compete or train live at all and certainly a few thousand miles ahead of some burnout who gets baked everyday and sits alone in the dark of his basement struggling with nothing more substantial than his own lonliness.

Maybe if you put down the bong, got out into the sunlight, got more than a block or two from the nest, and actually learned or did something you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself. You would still deserve to, but maybe you could at least fool yourself for a while. As it is, the degree to which you loathe who and what you have become is painfully evident with every post you make.

[treelizard]

I know what you mean. I've heard 100's of stories but this day and age, teachers have taken the role of parenting.

You know what? I take it back though. It's not the kids, or the class size, or the administration, or the other teachers, or the district, or the grade, or their ability level. It's me.

That'll change.

[treelizard]

Oh yeah, and this weekend I think I'm supposed to watch some baseball or football since he read the poetry. Darn bargains!

[jubaji]

So, have you become hardened and cynical yet?

[DickHardman]

I'm not in the condition I was at the peak of my most competitive days, but I reckon that still puts me well well ahead of most people

lol, if matt blake was a real person and not just your alter ego, you wouldnt even be ahead of him.

[jubaji]

I thought you'd been told to knock that off.

[DickHardman]

I'm not in the condition I was at the peak of my most competitive days

maybe if you didnt turn to alcoholism after your wife left you and ate less fast food, you wouldnt be so disgusting and out of shape.

[jubaji]

You can train all your life and you'll never come close, Cheech. Smoking dope all day down in your basement isn't really a workout plan.

[DickHardman]

Oh yeah, and this weekend I think I'm supposed to watch some baseball or football since he read the poetry. Darn bargains!

lol @ poetry. thats lame. that dude read your poetry?? wtf. you may as well get rid of him already, cause you know deep inside that you dont have any more respect for him after that. he must be pretty in to you if he did something that gay lol.....]

why dont you two just cut the crap and get it on already instead of playing games and making eachother do lame shit neither one wants to do??