Damn, you guys really gave this thread a shot in the arm. I am laughing my Arse off and it's only Friday morning.
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This whole thread is funny. All I can say is, Only on Fridays. LMAO!!!!Originally posted by Mr. AriesonJesus, that's funny!!!

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I'm not sure I agree with that being a former drunken soldier who got in some pretty nasty brawls. Haven't you heard of drunken monkey kung fu and the drunken master?Originally posted by Ahsen View Postgarland
drink and fight don't mix
A 9 year old girl can beat you up in this vunerable state.
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Thanks.Originally posted by DickHardman View Postyeah you are right.
you're just mad because i called you out for bangin' loose salt shakers, teapots and warm mayo-filled sandwhich bags tucked between two couch cushions...Originally posted by DickHardman View Postgetting called cheech again by jubaji right after he admitted how out of shape he now is = me getting pwned lol.....you are just mad cause i called you out for trying to use myspace to get chicks.
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I took it down because I felt like it. Funny how it has nothing to do with anything you've said.Originally posted by DickHardman View Postfunny how you took your myspace link down as soon as i mentioned that shit lol........
Triangle is an accomplished wrestler, so I'd gladly take some pointers on wrestling. You should take some pointers from your mom...about keeping your pants up, wearing a belt, tieing your shoes and most importantly, keeping your member out of objects that it shouldn't be going into...lolOriginally posted by DickHardman View Postseriously, talk to triangle, he may be able to give you some pointers.
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dont lie. you just realized how pathetic and sleezy it was to post your myspace and continually fish for compliments on how you look in order to get chicks.Originally posted by Tom Yum View PostI took it down because I felt like it.
i know you would, cause you desperately need them. you are a 40 year old virgin, and your only hope of getting some play is a 16 year old kids dating advice.Originally posted by Tom Yum View PostI'd gladly take some pointers
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I didn't.Originally posted by DickHardman View Postdont lie.
It got me yer mom...Originally posted by DickHardman View Postyou just realized how pathetic and sleezy it was to post your myspace and continually fish for compliments on how you look in order to get chicks.
Thanks.Originally posted by DickHardman View Posti know you would,
...says the guy who bangs inanimate objects and complains about not getting any lol.Originally posted by DickHardman View Postyou are a 40 year old virgin, and your only hope of getting some play is 16 year old kids dating advice.
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yeah you did. you said you took your myspace link down cause you felt like it, not because you realized how sleazy and desperate it was of you to make a myspace page and then continually try to get people to compliment your looks by repeatedly stating how ugly you are.Originally posted by Tom Yum View PostI didn't.
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