Fridays on Defend

[DickHardman]

Another Hardman fantasy.

you were the one who just admitted to thinking about my anus.

[Tom Yum]

you were the one who just admitted to thinking about my anus.

Keep up the fantasies, Hardman.

[DickHardman]

Keep up the fantasies, Hardman.

now you want me to talk dirty to you?? whats wrong with you dude. take it easythere.

[Tom Yum]

now you want me to talk dirty to you??

You're sick, dude. lol

[jubaji]

Ok, the Sumo matches are on again, and that is more interesting than watching Dickless flail against eternity while he exhausts every nihilistic ounce of energy in his frail and frustrated frame.

[Tom Yum]

What's happening in the world of Sumo?

We don't get Sumo here in the states, I think...

[jubaji]

Quite an interesting tournament this time around!

[treelizard]

So, have you become hardened and cynical yet?

No, not yet.

[Hardball]

Last night I caught up on my movies with, 300, nomad the warrior and fearless. Missed the dojo this morning but still teaching private lessons today at 2 and 5. Then tonight it's the hibachi steakhouse. Tommorow two more private lessons and chores.

[treelizard]

why dont you two just cut the crap and get it on already instead of playing games and making eachother do lame shit neither one wants to do??

what makes you think the two are mutually exclusive?? besides, i wouldn't call poetry and football lame. you're lame.

[treelizard]

You can train all your life and you'll never come close, Cheech. Smoking dope all day down in your basement isn't really a workout plan.

But the aliens told him to!

[treelizard]

thats not true either. ok, i may have tried the ziploc bag between the mattress thing, buts that it, i swear.

Wow, so now we know what you do on Friday nights...

[treelizard]

Last night I caught up on my movies with, 300, nomad the warrior and fearless. Missed the dojo this morning but still treaching private lessons today at 2 and 5. Then tonight it's the hibachi steakhouse. Tommorow two more private lessons and chores.

The new Bourne movie is awesome, go check it out.

[Tom Yum]

after which my most recent ex called me, (she cheated on me last week) and threatened to kill herself unless I'd forgive her, more or less. She doesn't have insurance, but does have bench warrants, and this is typical of her borderline personality bullshit, so I called her bluff and hung up on her ass.

Did ya look past her looks when you met her? lol

[jubaji]

Whoa, that's a big ass to hang up on.