Fridays on Defend

[treelizard]

That doesn't sound like a very hard decision to make at all!

I'm just so exhausted...

[DickHardman]

Packing tonight and tomorrow for a two week trip to an undisclosed Carribean location. Mojitos will be involved.



Adios.

get some head on the beach.

[Hardball]

get some head on the beach.

LOL, what cha tokin on tonight Bro?

[Hardball]

Dickhardman, I need an assist. Can you post this song by clarence carter entitled strokin? I'm techie challenged. You gotta hear this song. LOL THANKS IN ADVANCE

When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´




I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

[DickHardman]

oh yes, i know all about stroking. in fact, the highlight of my day is jerking off in a shit stained portapotti that 4 out of 5 construction workers would tell you smelled like absolute death. but its ok, at least i have something to look forward to during my day.

[DickHardman]

btw heres your request..


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8[/YOUTUBE]

[Hardball]

You da man Bro!!!!

[Hardball]

I got my head split open with a cane. Trust me on this one...they are a GOOD and UNDERRATED self defense tool. Keys, not s'much.

Okay...I'm going back to nursing my concussion and my split scalp...



Damn...fucker hit me so hard my ears rang and I wobbled. Reminsicent of Ajarn Chai's drill where he makes you spin aroud with your hand over your ear...disoriented and uneven...

Was able to recover myself after I got hit...but it took about 12 seconds...enough time he could've finished me if he wanted to... I'm glad though...I think I broke his jaw (medium heavy right cross)...he's done too.

Damn...scalp wounds bleed...ALOT!

Anyway...I'll be up for a few hours...I still can't hear out of my right ear...

Where the fu%k were you?

[Hardball]

...at a party...the rest is embarassing...it was a stupid thing that blew up. I'll leave it at that. I'm cool with what happened and my role in it.

Cool, everytime you survive a battle you take something with you. Congrats on coming out alive. That pic in your sig line looks nasty. I like cane, it's a nice covert weapon. Did you ice your skull down?

[Hardball]

Ice in the first 24 hours keeps the swelling down. Oh yea, you already know that because you said RICE. How bad does the other guy look?

[Hardball]

From the looks of that pic, I would have thought you were hit by a lead pipe.

[Hardball]

Bad idea, golf clubs do more damage than canes. LOL

[Hardball]

...the sad thing is... I know. THAT was two halloweens ago, and it was his friend, not him.

Oh, maybe you should have him examined for some type of Halloween syndrome. LOL It's only 4 days away.

[treelizard]

Garland, hope you feel better.

I ended up going out to eat with some friends and drinking margaritas and then watching the Elite XC fights. It was cool to see Shayna fight, she rocks. We also saw this cool street fight outside the liquor store--some dude was talking shit and chest bumping some guy and then the other dude punched him square in the face and walked away. Probably more interesting than the fights.

Today I'm going to try to finish my lesson plans on main idea/supporting details and on interpreting graphic features, clean my house, and then I'm going to go to Boston Market. Mmmmm.

[DickHardman]

i worked for 11 hours str8.

now im going to puff on some dank for the remainder of the night and listen to some mac dre.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsRucP32Q4[/YOUTUBE]