Fridays on Defend

[DickHardman]

Still sounds like about as much fun as watching other people fish to me.

sounds almost as bad as being forced to read some chicks poetry

[DickHardman]

LOL, What happened to Yum? He ain't been around. I guess this is Friday night live.

he might just be outside your window as you are typing these responses, licking his lips and rubbing his hands, awaiting for the right moment to overpower you and force you to play out the gimp scene from pulp fiction, except that bruce willis is not going to come and save you when you are getting your colon crushed by tom yum

[jubaji]

ah, the benefit of being alone...

sounds almost as bad as being forced to read some chicks poetry

Thank goodness that's something you never need to worry about huh, loser?

[treelizard]

You must really be in love.

Gettin' there!

[Hardball]

he might just be outside your window as you are typing these responses, licking his lips and rubbing his hands, awaiting for the right moment to overpower you and force you to play out the gimp scene from pulp fiction, except that bruce willis is not going to come and save you when you are getting your colon crushed by tom yum

Dude, Yum is in the military now. I think?

[DickHardman]

Dude, Yum is in the military now. I think?

are you sure he isnt outside your home right now, hiding in a dark bush with his pants down, waiting to show you the real meaning of "hardball" ???

[DickHardman]

Thank goodness that's something you never need to worry about huh, loser?

thats not true either. i worry about it a lot. i dont want to ever have to read some chicks lame poetry and pretend like its really deep and meaningful. thats pretty lame. i dont want to have to be forced into that position. i may have to do it in order for her to not cut me off, but that doesnt mean ill like it

its almost as bad as having to stand outside all day long to watch some weaksauce marathon with your mother in law

[Hardball]

Dude, I remember you from the "Slice the Pie" thread. I'm glad I never taught you. LOL

[DickHardman]

I'm glad I never taught you. LOL

thats cause you didnt even know what it was.

[jubaji]

thats not true either. i worry about it a lot. i dont want to ever have to read some chicks lame poetry and pretend like its really deep and meaningful. thats pretty lame. i dont want to have to be forced into that position.

Well, being hopelessly alone should go a long way toward avoiding such a fate.

Congratulations.

[Hardball]

thats cause you didnt even know what it was.

I'm suprised you even know what I am talking about. LOL

[DickHardman]

Why are you wasting your time, skull and bones. You KNOW Dick hardman does not get up early like we do. He is still in bed, sleeping off his weed hangover. I got up early. I always get up early. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

actually i have to be at work by 6:30 am every day, 7 days a week.

weed doesnt give you hangovers bro.

[Hardball]

weed doesnt give you hangovers bro.

Just derangement and delusions. LOL And lung cancer.

[DickHardman]

Just derangement and delusions. LOL And lung cancer.

its probably safer for you than the pills you are constantly popping to achieve erections.

[Hardball]

"probably safer"

I don't think so Son. See, all the good weed was back in the 60's and 70's. Acupoco Gold, Tai Stick, Columbian...........you're smoking cancerous chemically laced blunts. Right now you have no desire to quit, but one day "If you live long enough", you will try to quit and find out that you are hooked. A junkie. It's Sad being a junkie and not even knowing it.