We love our women!

[Tom Yum]

Tom are you having problems? Seriously...

Not really. I'm just a nice guy -- you know that guy; the one women say they like but never date.


Its horrible, I tell you.


I walk up to an attractive lady, introduce myself. She tells me she's become a chaste nun and kissing frogs ain't her thing anymore.


so I tell her I'm not a frog; I'm trying to be a frog-man


She tells me that sushi isn't her thing


Then I watch in utter amazement as a Ron Jeremy look-alike with a really, really nice car, a wad of cash the size of David Letterman's toupe walks in, pretends like she isn't there and then walks off with her wrapped around his finger.


This Ron Jeremy look-alike must be a really, really nice fellow since the ladies swear they only go for nice guys...

[blitz]

Tom are you having problems?
Seriously...

[Jace]

Me, I'm a gentleman and would never grovel for cheap thrills like that. Nope, never. really. nuh-uh... sigh.

No, but you would play the innocent so we would take pity on you and give you cheap thrills anyway, right?

[Jace]

Are you filipina, by any chance?

Sorry. Can't help you there.

[Tom Yum]

I think that I am offended that I am not on that list, Tom. New here, or not, I do believe I deserve some credit..

oooo, sorry Jace -- don't know your e-persona yet, so I couldn't tell if you were a gal or not.

I'm left to assume only the worst: that you didn't want my nude pictures.

uhhhh, I usually like to hold hands and cuddle w/ the lady first....
























...but can I have the pics anyway?

[gregimotis]

I think that I am offended that I am not on that list, Tom.
New here, or not, I do believe I deserve some credit.

I'm left to assume only the worst: that you didn't want my nude pictures.

Rest assured, Tom Yum wants ALL the girlie pictures. Me, I'm a gentleman and would never grovel for cheap thrills like that. Nope, never. really. nuh-uh... sigh.

[Red Rum]

I would like to give special love out to Gran Fire...

Can I get on the list now?

[Jace]

I think that I am offended that I am not on that list, Tom.
New here, or not, I do believe I deserve some credit.

I'm left to assume only the worst: that you didn't want my nude pictures.

[jubaji]

Once again, not the topic for you, Cheech.

[DickHardman]

tom yum, jubaji, and mr arieson....

[DickHardman]

give it a rest already, they arent going to send you any nudes.

[Tom Yum]

That's right. I said it.

I created this thread as a tribute to the lovely lady members of defend.net -- in no particular order: Cake, Tree, Lil' Apple, Gran Fire, Lil' demon, oh and Sensei Saki

You guys rock.