We love our women!

[Jace]

actually i can see how you thought i meant my penis, but no i wasnt talking about that head lol....

So are you saying your actual head is also abnormally large?

I guess I'm still trying to figure out how a teapot fits into all this...

[Jace]

Hooked On Phonics just doesn't compare to watching re-runs of Sesame Street!

[DickHardman]

actually i can see how you thought i meant my penis, but no i wasnt talking about that head lol....

[DickHardman]

You sure the chicks just don't go for you due to the arrogance (and most probable lie) in that last line?

PS If it isn't a lie, and you did get your penis stuck in a tea pot, I want the full story.

didnt you read the article? its cause im so buff and masculine, str8 up.

plus, i never said i got my penis stuck in a teapot. maybe you need some of that hooked on phonics stuff like mi amigo juan so you could read better.

[gregimotis]

WTF would it be doing in a teapot anyway, never mind what size said device is?


You sure you didn't type 'teapot' but really meant 'bong'

[GonzoStyles]

Anything is possible

[gregimotis]

I want the full story.

LOL I'm liking her.

[Jace]

thanks for posting that bro. i couldnt figure out why women nowadays are so into guys that look like they have a broke back.

no wonder i dont get any chicks either, its cause im so buff and masculine. now i know that my failure with women is not because of me, but its due to them seeing me as a guy that is so muscular, manly, and in shape that they just automatically assume ill cheat on them cause i wont be able to resist all the women that want to have sexual intercourse with me and idolize me as the peak of manliness. im just so much man that women are intimidated by my sheer masculinity and large muscles.

they probobly think that my penis is really large too, intimidatingly, i-got-my-head-stuck-in-a-tea pot-and- now-i-have-to-go-to-the-doctor type of incident kind of large. i dont mind that assumption though, cause its totally true.

You sure the chicks just don't go for you due to the arrogance (and most probable lie) in that last line?

PS If it isn't a lie, and you did get your penis stuck in a tea pot, I want the full story.

[DickHardman]

Instead women see a healthy guy as the source of wealth....

LOL....




there you go tom....

[DickHardman]

This is probably why I have such a difficult time with the opposite sex.

LONDON (AFP) - Women see masculine-looking men as more unsuitable long-term partners but men with more feminine features are seen as more committed and less likely to stray, researchers said Wednesday.

Scientists at the universities of Durham and St Andrews came to the conclusion by asking more than 400 British men and women to make judgments on character after looking at digitally-altered pictures of men's faces.

The web-based test asked participants to rate the face for traits such as dominance, ambition, wealth, faithfulness, commitment, parenting skills, and warmth.

Men with square jaws, larger noses and smaller eyes were classed as significantly more dominant, less faithful, worse parents and as having less warm personalities.

Those with finer facial features, fuller lips, wide eyes and thinner, more curved eyebrows on the other hand were viewed as a better bet for long-term relationships.

And healthier-looking faces, for example those with better complexions, were seen as more desirable in terms of all personality traits compared to those who looked unhealthy.

Older faces were also generally viewed more positively compared to younger ones.

The scientists said there was a "high amount of agreement" between women about what they see in terms of personality when seeing a man's face and they may well use their impression to decide whether or not to engage with him.

"That decision-making process all depends on what a woman is looking for in a relationship at that time of her life," said Lynda Boothroyd, from Durham Universitys Department of Psychology.

Her colleague, David Perrett from St Andrews, said: "Our results contradict claims that machismo denotes fitness and disease immunity. Masculinity may buy you dominance but not necessarily tip top physical condition.

"Instead women see a healthy guy as the source of wealth, and fit for family life."

The research is published in the latest edition of the journal "Personality and Individual Differences".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070808...n_070808122024

thanks for posting that bro. i couldnt figure out why women nowadays are so into guys that look like they have a broke back.

no wonder i dont get any chicks either, its cause im so buff and masculine. now i know that my failure with women is not because of me, but its due to them seeing me as a guy that is so muscular, manly, and in shape that they just automatically assume ill cheat on them cause i wont be able to resist all the women that want to have sexual intercourse with me and idolize me as the peak of manliness. im just so much man that women are intimidated by my sheer masculinity and large muscles.

they probobly think that my penis is really large too, intimidatingly, i-got-my-head-stuck-in-a-tea pot-and- now-i-have-to-go-to-the-doctor type of incident kind of large. i dont mind that assumption though, cause its totally true.

[darrianation]

This is probably why I have such a difficult time with the opposite sex.

LONDON (AFP) - Women see masculine-looking men as more unsuitable long-term partners but men with more feminine features are seen as more committed and less likely to stray, researchers said Wednesday.

Scientists at the universities of Durham and St Andrews came to the conclusion by asking more than 400 British men and women to make judgments on character after looking at digitally-altered pictures of men's faces.

The web-based test asked participants to rate the face for traits such as dominance, ambition, wealth, faithfulness, commitment, parenting skills, and warmth.

Men with square jaws, larger noses and smaller eyes were classed as significantly more dominant, less faithful, worse parents and as having less warm personalities.

Those with finer facial features, fuller lips, wide eyes and thinner, more curved eyebrows on the other hand were viewed as a better bet for long-term relationships.

And healthier-looking faces, for example those with better complexions, were seen as more desirable in terms of all personality traits compared to those who looked unhealthy.

Older faces were also generally viewed more positively compared to younger ones.

The scientists said there was a "high amount of agreement" between women about what they see in terms of personality when seeing a man's face and they may well use their impression to decide whether or not to engage with him.

"That decision-making process all depends on what a woman is looking for in a relationship at that time of her life," said Lynda Boothroyd, from Durham Universitys Department of Psychology.

Her colleague, David Perrett from St Andrews, said: "Our results contradict claims that machismo denotes fitness and disease immunity. Masculinity may buy you dominance but not necessarily tip top physical condition.

"Instead women see a healthy guy as the source of wealth, and fit for family life."

The research is published in the latest edition of the journal "Personality and Individual Differences".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070808/wl_uk_afp/britainsciencemen_070808122024

[gregimotis]

No, but you would play the innocent so we would take pity on you and give you cheap thrills anyway, right?

absolutely.

[DickHardman]

Not really. I'm just a nice guy -- you know that guy; the one women say they like but never date.


Its horrible, I tell you.


I walk up to an attractive lady, introduce myself. She tells me she's become a chaste nun and kissing frogs ain't her thing anymore.


so I tell her I'm not a frog; I'm trying to be a frog-man


She tells me that sushi isn't her thing


Then I watch in utter amazement as a Ron Jeremy look-alike with a really, really nice car, a wad of cash the size of David Letterman's toupe walks in, pretends like she isn't there and then walks off with her wrapped around his finger.


This Ron Jeremy look-alike must be a really, really nice fellow since the ladies swear they only go for nice guys...

women are turned off by nice guys bro, unless they have $$$. they will think you are weak and always needed to cater to other peoples feelings as a way of surviving and getting by.

it sucks to put so much time into the gym building and strengthening your body just to know that some ron jeremy lookin motherfcker will be able to pull more chicks simply cause he has more money. fckin disgusting.

[darrianation]

Tom, next you will want them all to pose in skimpy little outfits or start a which one is the hottest contest. Only Tom would start a thread like this.

[Tom Yum]

The martial arts women of defend.net rock & we like you! We luv you!