thankful

[Ghost]

I'm both dude, you should check out my porn vids on the web. Nice edit by the way.

I don't give a fck about thanksgiving, christmas, soup kitchens, dictatorships or feed the fcking world. I'm just one of the few people on the planet who admits it, as opposed to hiding behind the pretence of the Sunday collection, charity standing orders, and seasonal goodwill.

My life is the life I have made for myself, it wasn't given to me, it has been forged from my own will. I won't apologise for being successful and happy, I have worked my arse off for what I have. The fact that I wasn't born into a culture that involves walking 50 miles for a cup of water every day wasn't my choice, and won't make me feel guilty for the rest of my life, or instill a burning desire to join Oxfam. I'm an individual who has made the most of every oppourtunity that has been offered to me, the fact that others in the world have not been afforded those same oppourtunities is simply not my problem.

Make of that what you will, frankly but perhaps not surprisingly, I couldn't give a fck.

you mean you arent grateful for the mess after the christmas party because it means you have fwwweeends, i mean friends.
Perhaps i should copy and paste a hymn in to save you.

I'm both dude, you should check out my porn vids on the web. Nice edit by the way.

I don't give a fck about thanksgiving, christmas, soup kitchens, dictatorships or feed the fcking world. I'm just one of the few people on the planet who admits it, as opposed to hiding behind the pretence of the Sunday collection, charity standing orders, and seasonal goodwill.

My life is the life I have made for myself, it wasn't given to me, it has been forged from my own will. I won't apologise for being successful and happy, I have worked my arse off for what I have. The fact that I wasn't born into a culture that involves walking 50 miles for a cup of water every day wasn't my choice, and won't make me feel guilty for the rest of my life, or instill a burning desire to join Oxfam. I'm an individual who has made the most of every oppourtunity that has been offered to me, the fact that others in the world have not been afforded those same oppourtunities is simply not my problem.

Make of that what you will, frankly but perhaps not surprisingly, I couldn't give a fck.

[osopardo]

...I'm a fucking sociopath...I should be grateful to have...a fat husband...

Michael, you a chick or gay?
Anyways, you're all a bunch of ignorant, self-indulgent, spoiled, moronic brats who should be deported to some third world dictatorship for about a year just to get a very small taste of how most of the world lives in abject hunger, poverty and constant fear. Maybe then you'll get a different perspective and be grateful for the life you've been so undeservedly given to live.

More realistically, next Thanksgiving or even this coming Christmas maybe you should volunteer to serve dinners at some local soup kitchen, not as way of giving but as a form of education and to gain a different perspective.

Honestly, kids these days!

Treelizard, thats a very sweet post, your intentions are good as I know its one of those chain emails that are designed to make people comforted and happy. And hey, personally speaking it worked.

It made me feel comforted and happy that I'm a fucking sociopath who will never see my life through such an inane, braindead, bullshit, soulless existence where I am told I should be grateful to have a job, a home, a church, a fat husband, high taxes, a lawn to mow, a pile of ironing and generally just bow down and be thankful for what God/Government (people confuse the two) "give" me.

Sorry sweetheart, my outlook is just a tiny bit different, and I've had a bad day. But thanks, it made me smile

[Ghost]

yeah if my wife cooked hotdogs id tell her to piss off and find someone else.

[DickHardman]

....**yawn**....

[treelizard]

from a forward
sorry for the all caps


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS!

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
THAT I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!