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    Now i dont mean this in a serious way, i mean the kind of thoughts that go through your head but you know they arent true....or are they?
    I have very bizarre images of the lives of each of you. Maybe i should list them, i mean they are nonsense in my head but its kind of what i imagine when i read posts by you guys.

    Mike Brewer - lives on a ranch in texas, he has a large wooden ranch with a pick up truck and a ford mustang outside. On the gound floor there is a study room that only mike is allowed into, inside he keeps a box of cigars, minibar full of whiskey and his computer, leather sofa in the corner.
    He sits at the computer posting on this forum smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. In front of him there is a window and outside is the prarie with wild horses running back and forth and dust devils whirling about. When hes finished a long post he sits on the sofa with just the cigar and puffs away on it making smoke rings. His wife calls for him but mikes reply is "leave me alone woman im being a man"

    DickHardman - Stuggled his way through uni, a modern day "The Jerk" he grew up thinking and still beleiving that he is black.
    His room is a small bedroom at his mums. His single bed has UFO bedsheets and pillow case. From the ceiling hang model aircraft hes made as well as ufo ones hes made. on the wall he has posters of pink floyd - a band he likes because he was told they were cool but he doesnt really know them.
    and a hendrix poster. His computer is in his room and he posts sitting at his little desk, his room has a blue light bulb which he uses when hes on the internet because he beleives aliens are repelled by the colour blue.

    Jubaji - lives a life of fantasy downloading pictures of japanese school girls all day and pretending he is their teacher. His bedroom is black, everything inside is black.
    At night his bedroom turns into his command center where he rants and seeths at posts he reads, his eyes nearly popping out of his skull as he tries to put words into sentences. When he goes to sleep he dreams he is a teacher again and that he can download japanese school girls from the net that become real in his room.

    Liberty - too thin and tall, he lives in the garage of his parents house, walls covered with posters of bruce lee. The black sheep of the family, cast out for his wise ass remarks and lack of body shape he scorns the world and feels like Stewie, the baby in family guy and talks like him too.
    After conversations with his mother he says to himself "I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"


    Mr Arieson - the grey blur, he spends his days of obscurity sat out back in the yard on a rocking chair staring at the sun, drinking sea water just to see if he goes mad/blind. He posts on this forum at the height of the midday sun, when hes at his most crazy from seawater and sunlight, running indoors to post as fast as he can on the computer that sits on the wooden floor. Laughing insanely before taking all his clothes of and running back into the sun.

    Matbla - Jubajis 3rd ego, at night when he is asleep jubaji sleep posts as Matbla. Revealing his true lust for jackets and badges he goes into a frenzie of coats and posting finally covering himself in all his jackets in a whirlwind of passion he throws himself on the bed to continue sleeping.

    Tom Yum - he is a korean gaming nerd. He spends all day playing gears of war, only taking breaks to post about how boot camp was and how he can improve his shooting and so on. Rejected by his friends for his lack of interest in women he searches in vain to find his sexual desires and even tries to post tit videos but can only truely find comfort in the barrel of CGI created gun.

    Michael Wright - a coalminer by trade, he lost his hair due to lack of sunlight and his skin has lost any colour it once had. Since the pit closed he has moved south TO STEAL OUR JOBS AND OUR WOMEN
    He now lives in north london and survives on a diet of special brew.

    Tant01 - Lives in tree house in a hippy commune. Hes secretly just had broadband installed and doesnt want anyone to know he has it. Marvelling at the worlds technology he is torn between tree hugging and living a normal existence. In the day he is a road protestor that secretly wishes he had mikes ford mustang. By night he is Tant01.

    Garland - The failed university student. Still at university at the age of 28 he hopes to graduate in time for retirement. Posting less frequently as his 120bpm heart rate leaves him sat there blowing hard unable to move. The anxiety of realising he will never pass but also never give up is too much as he resigns himself to being student forever.

    Fire Cobra - the football hooligan from Newcastle, he doesnt actually support newcastle, he only supports the team they are playing. Standing among newcastle fans his hobby is cheering loudly for the other team while trying not to get stabbed. When he gets home he sticks his football shirt back among the other shirts of every team in the country. Bearly able to stand through loss of blood he makes it to the computer where his mind spins and suddenly he is fire cobra-thai boxing instructor from newcastle, leader of men, destroyer of fairies.

    Hope that didnt offend anyone, wasnt meant to, its just the complete crap that goes through my head when i read your posts sometimes, not always, sometimes i take you all seriously too. Occasionally

  • #2
    In terms of me, thats pretty much spot on.

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    • #3
      what ever!!!

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      • #4
        mr. arieson i can not see you reply your on my ignore list

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        • #5
          Lol

          Originally posted by Ghost View Post
          Now i dont mean this in a serious way, i mean the kind of thoughts that go through your head but you know they arent true....or are they?
          I have very bizarre images of the lives of each of you. Maybe i should list them, i mean they are nonsense in my head but its kind of what i imagine when i read posts by you guys.

          ....
          Tant01 - Lives in tree house in a hippy commune. Hes secretly just had broadband installed and doesnt want anyone to know he has it. Marvelling at the worlds technology he is torn between tree hugging and living a normal existence. In the day he is a road protestor that secretly wishes he had mikes ford mustang. By night he is Tant01.

          .....Hope that didnt offend anyone, wasnt meant to, its just the complete crap that goes through my head when i read your posts sometimes, not always, sometimes i take you all seriously too. Occasionally
          LMAO...

          You rock Ghost man!

          Not too far off... I'm a humble (organic) farm hand and widower. Raising my daughter in a little town in the Redwoods. The broadband is for her education and recreation.

          People mistake me for a "cultivator" all the time because I live in Humboldt County and have a beard. I drive a 2000 Mercury Sable and date fat chicks.

          Great topic buddy.

          Thanks for including me!

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          • #6
            mr arieson - mr arieson strikes me as the kind of guy i see in strip clubs sometimes. what i mean by this, is that sometimes when im sitting in the front row at the Crazy Horse strip club in SF, buzzing off weed and alcohol that i just took to my face earlier in the parking lot, contemplating which woman i want to pay to grope next, i will look around and see a guy who is in their mid 40s sitting up by the front as well. this person has a particular look on his face, he looks at these women the way a kid in somalia would look at a thanksgiving dinner. the look of loneliness and desperation on his face is so intense that it makes me completely forget that im surrounded by naked ho's trying to scam me for cash, and for a moment i lower my eyes to the ground and beg god not to let me end up like that guy.

            tom yum - i see tom yum as the 35 year old virgin. unfortunately, tom seems like the kind of guy who is a nice guy, but he tries to hard trying to "make" females realize what a nice guy is, and the result of this is either that he falls into the dreaded "friend zone" were he becomes nothing more than a shoulder to cry on; filling in the role of the gay friend, or the female is completely turned off by him because she thinks he is a total pushover or is trying to scheme on them by pretending like he is totally not interested in sex. he will have to listen to his female friends constantly talk about which guys they like and all their related male problems, and he will have to listen to all of it because he thinks it makes him look like a nice guy.

            mike b - when i saw mike b's picture, i automatically thought of the big bully kid in middle school who was always going through everyones lunch boxes and taking the foods he wanted. a lot like the big kid in kindergarten cop who eats all the other kids lunches. i bet when mike was in middle school he totally pushed around other kids in the school yard for the treats in their lunch boxes.

            garland - i imagine garland to be a crazed 19 year old who weighs around 125 lbs, who wears black trench coats and combat boots, plays dungeons and dragons with fat red haired kids that wear big eyeglasses and trenchcoats, and has to constantly fight off the constant homicidal urges he has from having his brain completely rewired and fucked up by doctor prescribed prozac. i also feel as if garland has some really disgusting dark side that he doesnt share with anyone, like living a secret life in the gay porn industry, fueled by a meth addiction or something like that.

            jubaji - ive stated before, i believe jubaji is a 45 year old religion teacher at a catholic highschool. passing his class is required by the school to graduate, though it is not an actual requirement of any real college. so because his class is basically pointless, it really consists of nothing more than jubaji coming to school everyday, and telling the same stories about his life over and over again, and forcing his students to participate by calling on them and making them respond to his questions. his life of sitting behind a desk and eating cakes and cookies in the teachers lounge has atrophied any muscles he once had, from his days of high school wrestling back in the 1930's, which also for some reason makes him believe he is an experienced martial artist.

            mattblake - i do not believe for a second that matt is who he says he is. i never did. i believe matt is a 16 year old kid who watched a few chuck liddel fights on spike tv, and attended a couple jiu jitsu classes, but wasnt able to train more because his parents wanted him to spend more time studying for his PSATs until summer. when matt doesnt have anymore homework to do, and he has gotten bored from playing video games on his xbox, or skateboarding in his driveway, he gets on the internet were he amuses himself by pretending to be a handicapped martial artist, using the pictures of some real guy he found on some website, and passes them off as his own, and creates all kinds of pointless threads and imitates disabilities over the computer.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Arieson
              Dude, that was seriously funny!!!!!!!

              But if you want to know the truth about me, I was the one that was always pulling my drunken friends away from the strip clubs. I have been to exactly 3in my entire life, and had a miserable time, each time. I saw them as the same as being in Sodom or Gamorah.

              Hopeless places filled with hopeless people. Everyone hard eyed. Nobody really having a good time. How can you have a good time in a place with evil looking bouncers/pimps prowling the floor? Where money truly is the root of all evil? Then, there are the women. Pneumatic, plastic and with sad eyes that you can look beyond and glimpse the pain and low self-esteem.

              No, to spend money or time in a place like that is incomprehensible to me. It goes against everything I believe in.

              i agree mr arieson. when i go to them, i am initially excited by some of the beautiful girls i see, but i quickly then see it for exactly what is, nothing more than a meat market.

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              • #8
                Y'all are spot on about me ....jk but that's funny as hell! Ghost I'm not Korean, but you're close...well at least half-way close.


                Mike B -

                Mike is basically a good guywith Hasslehof-looks who has firm standards of what is right and wrong but is also a closet prankster; he knows how to play perception to a tee, able to adjust his disguise, his vocabulary and quickly asses the psyche of others to play a role and get what he's seeking after. I could see him as a character on Ocean's 12, but thankfully he's employed by Uncle Sam. Shooting for Mike is both an art and a science; he can tell you everything about a pistol or rifle and then some, then demonstrate it through several scenarios with time constraints and pressure. He's intelligent enough to learn quickly about almost any topic at any given time...

                Jubaji -

                Jubaji looks, acts, fights and eats like a bulldog. He eats his meat no warmer than medium rare. The man doesn't play around in his training and could spend hours doing so and forget to eat lunch; jubs would probably laugh if he broke skin (on his opponent or himself) and drew blood. Jubs is also an advocate of self-improvement and entreprenuership. Jubs has a fascination with things Asian, including fine women...

                Ghost -

                I bet we've crossed paths before but I could be mistaken...unless "Chef" rings a bell for you . Anywho you are somewhat sophisticated, but somewhat rugged. You're not the typical Englishman - more like an Aussie who grew up in farmland but immigrated to the UK for your education. You are as comfortable in the country as you would be in the city and suprisingly a culturally open-minded individual for both a country bot AND an Englishman.

                Mr. Arieson -

                Mr. Arieson is a charasmatic person, no doubt. He's prepaired to tell you his perspective on a number of issues: religion, politics and philosophy. Mr. Arieson is pretty laid back, personable, witty and has some funny observations about people. In addition, he aims to be a fair and reasonable person in his dealings with others....

                Dickhardman -

                Dick is a shock jock. He flies on the buzz of mysticism and either lacks the attention span or backbone to dig deep into something of substance with the exception of martial arts, which he's pretty decent at. Hardman is basically a good guy who masks his pain with drugs and is torn apart by cruelty in the world towards animals and the cruelty of women....and is thus "experimenting"...

                Garland -

                Garland is going through a great experimental phase; different kinds of narcotics, different kinds of music, different kinds of art - he's testing his limits of what he likes and how much he can take. He's basically a good guy as well, maybe with a bit of a righteous temper, although not out of control - he's testing some of the harder questions about life?

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                • #9
                  Thanks to TIM M for putting up with us!

                  That's the second time I was left out... Damnit!

                  I fairly take ya all at face value.

                  And I want to fight all of you.

                  Some day...

                  Except Tim...

                  LOL

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mr. Arieson
                    Yeah!!!

                    He NAILED me!!!

                    Except for the sea water thing. I don't drink it anymore.

                    I am positiving repping him!

                    Sounds llike he'd like to "nail" me - LOL!

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                    • #11
                      Hey i was left out as well???

                      i want to be "nailed"

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                      • #12
                        Well, are either of you an attractive female?

                        Not that this has to do with anything at all...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post
                          Well, are either of you an attractive female?

                          Not that this has to do with anything at all...
                          Tom, if you have to ask....

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post

                            Jubaji -

                            Jubaji looks, acts, fights and eats like a bulldog. He eats his meat no warmer than medium rare. The man doesn't play around in his training and could spend hours doing so and forget to eat lunch; jubs would probably laugh if he broke skin (on his opponent or himself) and drew blood. Jubs is also an advocate of self-improvement and entreprenuership. Jubs has a fascination with things Asian, including fine women...


                            Holy crap, that's pretty close! (except that I'm real purty!)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DickHardman View Post

                              jubaji - ive stated before, i believe jubaji is a 45 year old religion teacher at a catholic highschool. passing his class is required by the school to graduate, though it is not an actual requirement of any real college. so because his class is basically pointless, it really consists of nothing more than jubaji coming to school everyday, and telling the same stories about his life over and over again, and forcing his students to participate by calling on them and making them respond to his questions. his life of sitting behind a desk and eating cakes and cookies in the teachers lounge has atrophied any muscles he once had, from his days of high school wrestling back in the 1930's, which also for some reason makes him believe he is an experienced martial artist..

                              Once again, Cheech is completely wrong.



                              (and really bad at math)

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