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Now i dont mean this in a serious way, i mean the kind of thoughts that go through your head but you know they arent true....or are they?
I have very bizarre images of the lives of each of you. Maybe i should list them, i mean they are nonsense in my head but its kind of what i imagine when i read posts by you guys.
Mike Brewer - lives on a ranch in texas, he has a large wooden ranch with a pick up truck and a ford mustang outside. On the gound floor there is a study room that only mike is allowed into, inside he keeps a box of cigars, minibar full of whiskey and his computer, leather sofa in the corner.
He sits at the computer posting on this forum smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. In front of him there is a window and outside is the prarie with wild horses running back and forth and dust devils whirling about. When hes finished a long post he sits on the sofa with just the cigar and puffs away on it making smoke rings. His wife calls for him but mikes reply is "leave me alone woman im being a man"
DickHardman - Stuggled his way through uni, a modern day "The Jerk" he grew up thinking and still beleiving that he is black.
His room is a small bedroom at his mums. His single bed has UFO bedsheets and pillow case. From the ceiling hang model aircraft hes made as well as ufo ones hes made. on the wall he has posters of pink floyd - a band he likes because he was told they were cool but he doesnt really know them.
and a hendrix poster. His computer is in his room and he posts sitting at his little desk, his room has a blue light bulb which he uses when hes on the internet because he beleives aliens are repelled by the colour blue.
Jubaji - lives a life of fantasy downloading pictures of japanese school girls all day and pretending he is their teacher. His bedroom is black, everything inside is black.
At night his bedroom turns into his command center where he rants and seeths at posts he reads, his eyes nearly popping out of his skull as he tries to put words into sentences. When he goes to sleep he dreams he is a teacher again and that he can download japanese school girls from the net that become real in his room.
Liberty - too thin and tall, he lives in the garage of his parents house, walls covered with posters of bruce lee. The black sheep of the family, cast out for his wise ass remarks and lack of body shape he scorns the world and feels like Stewie, the baby in family guy and talks like him too.
After conversations with his mother he says to himself "I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"
Mr Arieson - the grey blur, he spends his days of obscurity sat out back in the yard on a rocking chair staring at the sun, drinking sea water just to see if he goes mad/blind. He posts on this forum at the height of the midday sun, when hes at his most crazy from seawater and sunlight, running indoors to post as fast as he can on the computer that sits on the wooden floor. Laughing insanely before taking all his clothes of and running back into the sun.
Matbla - Jubajis 3rd ego, at night when he is asleep jubaji sleep posts as Matbla. Revealing his true lust for jackets and badges he goes into a frenzie of coats and posting finally covering himself in all his jackets in a whirlwind of passion he throws himself on the bed to continue sleeping.
Tom Yum - he is a korean gaming nerd. He spends all day playing gears of war, only taking breaks to post about how boot camp was and how he can improve his shooting and so on. Rejected by his friends for his lack of interest in women he searches in vain to find his sexual desires and even tries to post tit videos but can only truely find comfort in the barrel of CGI created gun.
Michael Wright - a coalminer by trade, he lost his hair due to lack of sunlight and his skin has lost any colour it once had. Since the pit closed he has moved south TO STEAL OUR JOBS AND OUR WOMEN
He now lives in north london and survives on a diet of special brew.
Tant01 - Lives in tree house in a hippy commune. Hes secretly just had broadband installed and doesnt want anyone to know he has it. Marvelling at the worlds technology he is torn between tree hugging and living a normal existence. In the day he is a road protestor that secretly wishes he had mikes ford mustang. By night he is Tant01.
Garland - The failed university student. Still at university at the age of 28 he hopes to graduate in time for retirement. Posting less frequently as his 120bpm heart rate leaves him sat there blowing hard unable to move. The anxiety of realising he will never pass but also never give up is too much as he resigns himself to being student forever.
Fire Cobra - the football hooligan from Newcastle, he doesnt actually support newcastle, he only supports the team they are playing. Standing among newcastle fans his hobby is cheering loudly for the other team while trying not to get stabbed. When he gets home he sticks his football shirt back among the other shirts of every team in the country. Bearly able to stand through loss of blood he makes it to the computer where his mind spins and suddenly he is fire cobra-thai boxing instructor from newcastle, leader of men, destroyer of fairies.
Hope that didnt offend anyone, wasnt meant to, its just the complete crap that goes through my head when i read your posts sometimes, not always, sometimes i take you all seriously too. Occasionally
I have very bizarre images of the lives of each of you. Maybe i should list them, i mean they are nonsense in my head but its kind of what i imagine when i read posts by you guys.
Mike Brewer - lives on a ranch in texas, he has a large wooden ranch with a pick up truck and a ford mustang outside. On the gound floor there is a study room that only mike is allowed into, inside he keeps a box of cigars, minibar full of whiskey and his computer, leather sofa in the corner.
He sits at the computer posting on this forum smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. In front of him there is a window and outside is the prarie with wild horses running back and forth and dust devils whirling about. When hes finished a long post he sits on the sofa with just the cigar and puffs away on it making smoke rings. His wife calls for him but mikes reply is "leave me alone woman im being a man"
DickHardman - Stuggled his way through uni, a modern day "The Jerk" he grew up thinking and still beleiving that he is black.
His room is a small bedroom at his mums. His single bed has UFO bedsheets and pillow case. From the ceiling hang model aircraft hes made as well as ufo ones hes made. on the wall he has posters of pink floyd - a band he likes because he was told they were cool but he doesnt really know them.
and a hendrix poster. His computer is in his room and he posts sitting at his little desk, his room has a blue light bulb which he uses when hes on the internet because he beleives aliens are repelled by the colour blue.
Jubaji - lives a life of fantasy downloading pictures of japanese school girls all day and pretending he is their teacher. His bedroom is black, everything inside is black.
At night his bedroom turns into his command center where he rants and seeths at posts he reads, his eyes nearly popping out of his skull as he tries to put words into sentences. When he goes to sleep he dreams he is a teacher again and that he can download japanese school girls from the net that become real in his room.
Liberty - too thin and tall, he lives in the garage of his parents house, walls covered with posters of bruce lee. The black sheep of the family, cast out for his wise ass remarks and lack of body shape he scorns the world and feels like Stewie, the baby in family guy and talks like him too.
After conversations with his mother he says to himself "I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"
Mr Arieson - the grey blur, he spends his days of obscurity sat out back in the yard on a rocking chair staring at the sun, drinking sea water just to see if he goes mad/blind. He posts on this forum at the height of the midday sun, when hes at his most crazy from seawater and sunlight, running indoors to post as fast as he can on the computer that sits on the wooden floor. Laughing insanely before taking all his clothes of and running back into the sun.
Matbla - Jubajis 3rd ego, at night when he is asleep jubaji sleep posts as Matbla. Revealing his true lust for jackets and badges he goes into a frenzie of coats and posting finally covering himself in all his jackets in a whirlwind of passion he throws himself on the bed to continue sleeping.
Tom Yum - he is a korean gaming nerd. He spends all day playing gears of war, only taking breaks to post about how boot camp was and how he can improve his shooting and so on. Rejected by his friends for his lack of interest in women he searches in vain to find his sexual desires and even tries to post tit videos but can only truely find comfort in the barrel of CGI created gun.
Michael Wright - a coalminer by trade, he lost his hair due to lack of sunlight and his skin has lost any colour it once had. Since the pit closed he has moved south TO STEAL OUR JOBS AND OUR WOMEN
He now lives in north london and survives on a diet of special brew.
Tant01 - Lives in tree house in a hippy commune. Hes secretly just had broadband installed and doesnt want anyone to know he has it. Marvelling at the worlds technology he is torn between tree hugging and living a normal existence. In the day he is a road protestor that secretly wishes he had mikes ford mustang. By night he is Tant01.
Garland - The failed university student. Still at university at the age of 28 he hopes to graduate in time for retirement. Posting less frequently as his 120bpm heart rate leaves him sat there blowing hard unable to move. The anxiety of realising he will never pass but also never give up is too much as he resigns himself to being student forever.
Fire Cobra - the football hooligan from Newcastle, he doesnt actually support newcastle, he only supports the team they are playing. Standing among newcastle fans his hobby is cheering loudly for the other team while trying not to get stabbed. When he gets home he sticks his football shirt back among the other shirts of every team in the country. Bearly able to stand through loss of blood he makes it to the computer where his mind spins and suddenly he is fire cobra-thai boxing instructor from newcastle, leader of men, destroyer of fairies.
Hope that didnt offend anyone, wasnt meant to, its just the complete crap that goes through my head when i read your posts sometimes, not always, sometimes i take you all seriously too. Occasionally
....jk but that's funny as hell! Ghost I'm not Korean, but you're close...well at least half-way close.
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