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**Bjjexpertise@be** · 08-05-2008, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Tant01 View Post

I think every woman has her own charms. Sometimes we just need to look a little deeper to find it.

Look a little deeper in the many folds of her skin you mean

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**Bjjexpertise@be** · 08-05-2008, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post

maybe you need yourself a BBW to keep you company

I've been thinking about hiring one, but what if they charge by the pound

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Ok that was below the belt >_<

**Tant01** · 08-06-2008, 11:50 AM

Bbw

Well... for what it's worth BJJ, some big girls have many OTHER fine qualities that you may never appreciate or understand...

Big is GOOD! I LIKE IT!!

**kingoftheforest** · 08-06-2008, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Bjjexpertise@be View Post

I've been thinking about hiring one, but what if they charge by the pound

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Ok that was below the belt >_<

You gonna have to change your SN to

Originally posted by BBWexpertise@be View Post

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**Bjjexpertise@be** · 08-06-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Tant01 View Post

Well... for what it's worth BJJ, some big girls have many OTHER fine qualities that you may never appreciate or understand...

Big is GOOD! I LIKE IT!!

Yeah I know .....

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**Bjjexpertise@be** · 08-06-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by kingoftheforest View Post

You gonna have to change your SN to

Lol so true!

**bigboywasim** · 08-06-2008, 03:52 PM

I find girls that are a little too big to be better looking than girls a little too skinny.

The American model look of 2-4 size is just nasty. I would up the sizes a little.

**kingoftheforest** · 08-06-2008, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by bigboywasim View Post

I find girls that are a little too big to be better looking than girls a little too skinny.

The American model look of 2-4 size is just nasty. I would up the sizes a little.

I agree with that. There is a such thing as too skinny.

**Bjjexpertise@be** · 08-06-2008, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by kingoftheforest View Post

I agree with that. There is a such thing as too skinny.

Agreed.

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**Tom Yum** · 08-07-2008, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Bjjexpertise@be View Post

I've been thinking about hiring one, but what if they charge by the pound

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I guess you'd save your money if you don't 'pound' alot or do so too quickly...

Originally posted by Bjjexpertise@be View Post

below the belt >_<

That's the best place to give the pounding!!

**kingoftheforest** · 08-07-2008, 03:36 PM

What do you do with a drunken......?

Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post

I guess you'd save your money if you don't 'pound' alot or do so too quickly...

That's the best place to give the pounding!!

Aye Ah Sir!

Now you're sounding like a real salty dog already Tom.

Good job boy.

Make us proud.

**Tant01** · 08-07-2008, 03:36 PM

Let me just ask one more thing and I'm OUT! Who would you rather GRAPPLE with? Some frail little petite thing stinking of anorexia or a real strong beefy girl with some meat on her bones?

No need to reply, I know MY answer!

**Tant01** · 08-07-2008, 04:26 PM

What'll we do with a drunken sailor, ....?

I should ban you for getting that song stuck in my head...

1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

**kingoftheforest** · 08-07-2008, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Tant01 View Post

I should ban you for getting that song stuck in my head...

1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Don't worry I cursed myself too. I spend a lot of time at work with music in my head and it keeps coming back.

**Tant01** · 08-07-2008, 07:33 PM

LOL SING WITH ME! Drunken moderator slurringh words

Intro: What shall we do with a drunken sailor,; What shall we do with a drunken sailor,; What shall we do with a drunken sailor,; Early in the morning?
Chorus: Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises,; Heave-ho and up she rises; Heave-ho and up she rises; Heave-ho and up she rises; Early in the morning!
Verses: Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless,; Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless; Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless; Early in the morning!; Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,; Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,; Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,; Early in the morning!; Throw him in the brig until he's sober,; Throw him in the brig until he's sober,; Throw him in the brig until he's sober,; Early in the morning!; Slap him around and call him Suzie,; Slap him around and call him Suzie,; Slap him around and call him Suzie,; Early in the morning!; Put him in bed captain's daughter,; Put him in bed captain's daughter,; Put him in bed captain's daughter,; Early in the morning!; You haven't seen the captain's daughter,; You haven't seen the captain's daughter,; You haven't seen the captain's daughter,; Early in the morning!; Keelhaul the man until he's sober,; Keelhaul the man until he's sober,; Keelhaul the man until he's sober,; Early in the morning!; Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,; Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,; Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,; Early in the morning!; Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,; Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,; Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,; Early in the morning!; Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,; Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,; Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,; Early in the morning!; Pull out the plug and wet him all over,; Pull out the plug and wet him all over,; Pull out the plug and wet him all over,; Early in the morning!; Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,; Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,; Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,; Early in the morning!; Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,; Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,; Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,; Early in the morning!; Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,; Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,; Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,; Early in the morning!; Give 'im a dose of salt and water,; Give 'im a dose of salt and water,; Give 'im a dose of salt and water,; Early in the morning!; Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,; Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,; Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,; Early in the morning!; Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,; Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,; Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,; Early in the morning!; .....!
: That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,; That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,; That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,; Early in the morning!

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