Oh Good Lord No

[jubaji]

In highly disturbing news, it has just come to my attention that a Hollywood production of '47 Ronin' is being made.



It will star...


...


Keneau Reeves


........................................................................

[gregimotis]

Maybe a cameo bit for David Carradine?

[jubaji]

This may end up being the biggest nightmare since The Last Samurai.

[Garland]

In highly disturbing news, it has just come to my attention that a Hollywood production of '47 Ronin' is being made.

.........nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Akira Kurosawa must be rolling in his grave!

Poor Mr. Mifune!

[kingoftheforest]

Samurais? Whoa!

[gregimotis]

Samurais? Whoa!

LOL good one. How about:


"We're going to need swords. Lots of swords."

[gregimotis]

Double posting for my 2,000th post.





And what a fantastic thread to do it on...

[Garland]

"keep the ronin above 50 mph or we're gonna blow"

???

[aseepish]

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, the 47 Ronin will never be a super band until we have Toshiro Mifune.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Tosiro Mifune until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent swords.
Ted: Well, how can we have swords when we don't really even know how to use them?
Bill: That is why we NEED Toshiro Mifune!
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT!
[air guitar, the clock chimes 8:00 am]
Bill: Uh oh, we're late!
Ted: For what?
Bill: For school, dude!
Ted: Oh yeah.

[Britt]

Morpheus-san: "Are you all right, NeŌishi?"
NeŌishi: "I know Kenjutsu!!"
Morpheus-san: "Show me."

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Gah what're they thinking casting Keanu Reaves?!?!

[Garland]

Morpheus-san: "Are you all right, Ne?ishi?"
Ne?ishi: "I know Kenjutsu!!"
Morpheus-san: "Show me."

...awesome.

[Britt]

...awesome.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure and tip your waitress.