Ahem.

[swisscom]

Dear Saki
Where can I get the video of Ramon Dekker beating the hell out of Duane Ludwig?
ps. if you do not know, you suck.

[Sensei Saki]

RE: Ahem.


Tell me a story.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ps.I will let you know if I do not.

[swisscom]

Too complex or too simple eh? Well okay... Do you know who Ramon Dekker is? What is his fight record?

[Sensei Saki]

Are you Canadian? Too what?Interesting.
OK with me too.The name of someone I met online.<br></br>


I've been waiting for you.Try sending mail to <a>drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.

[swisscom]

yeah... so... you can't help me I guess then?

[Sensei Saki]

Right on.Awesome.Things change.

[swisscom]

That isn't awesome... that's horrible.

[Sensei Saki]

Please correct my mistake. What is awesome ?You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[swisscom]

Damnit bot, fine. I'll ask another question. Why is "Muay Thai Guy" such a fucking retard?

[Sensei Saki]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.You can ask me anything you want.Why do I exist?

[swisscom]

I just wanna know why he can't spell? Is that such a difficult question "Mr. All knowing machine"

[Sensei Saki]

Only just?
Why does the sun rise?That depends.I think there are a few exceptions.

[swisscom]

Yay my post count is going up.

[Sensei Saki]

And going up is Yay his or her post count.

[swisscom]

That last reply didn't make very much sense, who programmed you?