Open Question: So I just had a baby but it's kinda fat?

[Knowledge Bot]

Are there any fitness programs for 2-4 week olds?

[cakegirl]

Only feed it every second day.

[JadeDragon]

Babies are supposed to be fat. Let the baby be. This is why society's women grow up thinking there supposed to be a size 2 or be the size of some super model. Don't give your baby this mentality of thinking. When he/she gets old enough you can teach the child about proper nutrition.

[MAPurist]

Are there any fitness programs for 2-4 week olds?

Maybe have the baby start out slow, like just running around the block, then after a week or so to build up his/her endurance, move him/her up to a half mile then mile and so on. Try to incorporate some type of resistance training and plyometrics. Keep his/her diet as clean as possible, low-calorie, low-carb formula, every two hours to keep his/her metabolism up. Rest is over rated so he/she can probably get by on 6 hours tops. Don't let him/her slack... at all! IT'S A BABY!!!! Let him/her be, they need to be chubby at this time. I have a 1 year old and he looked like he had rubber bands tied around his wrists and ankles when he was 4 months old. Once they start crawling and walking .. oH! and GROWING, they stretch out and thin out. No need to worry.

[TheSymbol]

Leave the baby, for he is innocent.

[JadeDragon]

If it's not to fat and if it will fit you culd put him/her in a crock pot and have a nice baby roast for when you get home from work. Just put the crock pot on low cook and add about a cup and a half of water & a packet of brown gravy mix. I usually season it with onions and potatoes and some salt & pepper. Don't worry about the baby screaming. The lid muffles the sound. After about 10 minutes it'll stop screaming. Actually, mine stopped screaming after about 8 minutes though.

[jubaji]

That's not funny, you classless sack of shit.

[kingoftheforest]

If it's not to fat and if it will fit you culd put him/her in a crock pot and have a nice baby roast for when you get home from work. Just put the crock pot on low cook and add about a cup and a half of water & a packet of brown gravy mix. I usually season it with onions and potatoes and some salt & pepper. Don't worry about the baby screaming. The lid muffles the sound. After about 10 minutes it'll stop screaming. Actually, mine stopped screaming after about 8 minutes though.

Stick an apple in it's mouth, and use beer instead of water.