How would?..

[jubaji]

Chris: do yourself a favour and ignore Jubaji, he isn't worth talking to and NEVER contributes anything positive. He just likes making cracks about people and acting like an ass.

Oh! A joke! Crack, ass, funny!

[ali1988]

Can somebody please tell me WTF is a shoot and the expansion of the acronyms MMA and CMA!?

[polecat63]

Egads! Do you not know that there is NOTHING you can do to protect yourself against a 'shot'! Have you not been edjimicated in the superiority of this devastating move!! Anyone that has faced this move, and lived, has had to undergo extensive reconstructive surgery. Don't even mention the massive amounts of therapy needed to resume even a semblance of normal life!

A Chi Blast!?! Are you crazy! That's the last thing you want to do! This move is so terrible that your Chi Blast will turn on you and devour your very soul! The heads and spines of Masters that have..er...mastered this technique become encased in steel of there own volition and are impervious to blows that would injure or incapacitate a normal human!

Your only defense is to run for your life, screaming like a little girl, back to your mommy! Arrrrrgghh! I've said too much!

[polecat63]

MMA=Mixed Martial Arts. CMA=Chinese Martial Arts. A 'shoot' or 'shot' is the "Move we dare not speak of" for fear of angering the dreaded god of wrastling! PLease see my previous post before venturing out on your own!