Kung Fu and MMA

[kingoftheforest]

Listen, you Jackalope, I do rely on "gadgets" for home defense. But as any person with half a brain can tell you, the simplest things can be turned into a weapon at a moment's notice. Forks, plates, rolled up magazine..whatever. These things can usually be found on planes and everywhere else. I always carry Copenhagen chew on me. Ever got a handful of it thrown in your face? It will temporarily blind almost anyone.

And how fast can you open the can and execute said throw? Do you walk around with a hand full of chaw there Hos?.

But regardless, you think Mr. Kung pao man will be able to magically be better at getting weapons on line in a moment's notice?

Practice makes perfect. I'm sure your the kind that thinks if he watches a sport on T.V. he's automatically good at it.

I have several annoying dogs that bark even if a fly lands on the fence outside. I would have plently of notice if someone tried to break in.

Noises that are constant have been proven to be ignored after a period of acclimation.

Besides, a lot of you people take yourself way too seriously. Why don't you just go for it and start taking Ninja classes, since you show so much contempt for MMA.

Yeah and you get up and peek out the window every time a fly lands on the fence. Who's paranoid?

Or are you just super safe now because the Messi-UH will be in office soon and he'll make all the scary people go away?

[kingoftheforest]

The more you talk, the less I like you, and the MORE I like Jubaji. And that's saying a lot. At least when it comes to Martial arts, Jubaji makes sense. You stopped making sense a long time ago.

Yeah no go suplex that knife wielding assailant without getting cut super jackass.

[kingoftheforest]

Hey, if I send you ten bucks will you go get a decent haircut? Or do you particularly enjoy looking like a communist?

There is no way I could've proved how ignorant and assanine you are than by just quoting this statement above.

Thanks for doing all the leg work.

[TTEscrima]

It's funny how whenever Arieson makes idiotic statements and someone points it out, he either begins personal attacks or runs away and waits for Jubarki to come to his rescue by diverting attention from his asinine statements. In one breath he says KF is crap but then he asserts that if a KF guy fish hooks someone during an assault they're so deadly they'll be charged with attempted murder. Could it be any clearer he hasn't got a clue about the martial arts, self defense or the law?

He supported Obama AND he wants to arm school teachers, someones a bit confused eh?

[kingoftheforest]

It's actually a Halloween costume. I'm dressed as Jesus and I'm holding a Bible and a Satanic Bible.

So apparently your saviors representation looks like a hippy Wicca trust fund baby.

Oh and I'm drunk as hell too!!!!!

[Ghost]

TT, KOTF and uke are you all the same person?
You talk in very similar ways and seem to have the same, formulaic ideas about everything.
You come across as being the same person.

[TTEscrima]

I should manage to get lucky and use my tiger claw, or eagle feather, or whatever you kung-fu worshippers think you have instead of hands.

Well, lets see, the Navy SEAL's. The Green Beret's, Rangers, Delta and Force Recon Marines all get WWll Combatives and several flavors of KF in their SFCQC programs and ALL MMA has been removed due to its utter failure in actual life and death combat, but you're still hanging on to your fantasies. Get a grip bud, PRO MMA fighters couldn't even survive street fights with thugs so you clearly ain't got a snowballs chance in hell. But you keep clinging to the BS stories about suplexing people with knives.

BTW Gotta love your comment about the cops getting there in time, even they'll tell you that's not likely, recently a woman was kidnapped off the street here, she called the cops, witnesses called the cops, people who saw her struggling in the car called the cops, her daddy and husband were local cops, shes dead now, they couldn't save a member of their own family with shitloads of people calling in the route the kidnapper took, you live in a fantasy world. Perhaps some personal responsibility and proper training was in order instead of counting on others for her welfare.

[TTEscrima]

TT, KOTF and uke are you all the same person?
You talk in very similar ways and seem to have the same, formulaic ideas about everything.
You come across as being the same person.

By that train of thought, you, Brewer, Jubarki, Arieson, Darria and Michael Wright are all the same person. Afterall you all run around defending each other and agreeing with each other no matter how stupid the concept. For instance when a thread about people who relied on dogs for defense was started Jubarki threw a hissy fit, but when its one of his pack he doesn't even whimper once, hmmm.

[Ghost]

so you are saying its just the two of us on there then

[TTEscrima]

And yes, if a Kung fu man was able to somehow land a fishhook...and I am not saying he even could under normal circumstances...

Again with the BS, "normal" circumstances? Do you go around 69ing oh excuse me, "achieving north and south position" with strange men under normal circumstances? Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

And back to the FACT that WWll combatives are really WWI combatives which can be traced back to the 1500's and they're STILL in use after the brutal trench warfare and H2H that happened in WWI and WWII, and the H2H that happened in Vietnam all those conflicts saw much heavier H2H than the current conflicts yet MMA concepts lasted less than a decade before the Military said they were unacceptable for actual fighting when your ass was on the line, guess what they kept though? The Kung Fu and WWll combatives, chew on that awhile sports fan.

[TTEscrima]

How little you know.

I'm not the one saying fishooks and eyegouges are deadly, nor am I the one who wants to arm school teachers after letting cops train them, I could go on and on showing how little you know by pointing it out in your posts but why bother? You've already proven you haven't got the experience or knowledge to have an intelligent discussion about SD.

[TTEscrima]

If you can't practice it, you can't do it.

it's like expecting to play real guitar after only ever playing "guitar hero". Sure, you can simulate the motions and actions, but it is not the same thing.

Apparently no matter how much practice the PRO MMA fighters put in they couldn't survive an amateur on the street, and no matter how much time the military spent on MMA (more than any other H2H program ever) it still failed in real combat where rules and ref weren't present. Blather on all day bub, but the fact is MMA failed the test when taken out of the ring, the MMA PROFFESIONALS DIED and thus the Kung Fu and Combatives you're so busy badmouthing survived, not only that, they were REQUESTED to REPLACE the MMA that was being taught. The men who put their lives on the line defending the country said MMA wasn't suitable for actual fights outside the ring, FACT not uniformed opinion from someone who admits he can't fight and says it doesn't matter because he doesn't consider the yuppie bankers he hangs with a threat.

[TTEscrima]

Hey, if I send you ten bucks will you go get a decent haircut? Or do you particularly enjoy looking like a communist?

I won't even take someone seriously who has read, owned or possesses a "satanic Bible".

Completely ridiculous.

Hey I think we found where you and your beliefs fit in, think about that for awhile sports fan. It seems your true colors aren't Red White and Blue after all, but I'm not surprised. You're against freedom of religion, freedom of choice and the right to keep the money you earn and you have the audacity to call someone else a communist? Are you familiar with the concept of irony?

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Police detain 49 for "satanic" clothes


Thu Dec 4, 12:51 pm ET
The morals police seal off a barber shop for giving Western-style haircuts in Reuters – …

TEHRAN (Reuters) – Police have arrested 49 people this week in a northern Iranian city during a crackdown on "satanic" clothes, IRNA news agency reported Thursday.

The measures are the latest in a country-wide campaign against Western cultural influence in the Islamic Republic, where strict dress codes are enforced.

"Police confronted rascals and thugs who appeared in public wearing satanic fashions and unsuitable clothing," Qaemshahr city police commander Mahmoud Rahmani told IRNA.

Rahmani also said that five barber shops were shut and 20 more warned for "promoting Western hairstyles."

In the past, such crackdowns have lasted a few weeks or months, but the current campaign was launched in 2007 and has not let up.

It includes measures against men sporting spiky "Western" hairstyles or women wearing tight trousers and high boots.

Women are supposed to wear clothing that covers their hair and disguises the shape of their bodies. But some, particularly in cities, wear headscarves pushed back well beyond their hairlines and sport tight-fitting outfits.

Some analysts say the authorities fear such open acts of defiance against the Islamic Republic's values could escalate if they go unchecked. This worries them when Iran is under pressure from the West over its disputed nuclear work, they say.

"Some individuals, not knowing what culture they are imitating, put on clothing that was designed by the enemies of this country," Rahmani said.

"The enemies of this country are trying to divert our youth and breed them the way they want and deprive them of a healthy life," he added.

Rahmani did not say how the offenders would be punished. Usual penalties are a warning or a fine.

Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has in the past suggested Iran's enemies may try to stage a "soft" or "velvet" revolution by infiltrating corrupt culture or ideas.

Police detain 49 for "satanic" clothes - Yahoo! News

[Uke]

The more you talk, the less I like you, and the MORE I like Jubaji. And that's saying a lot. At least when it comes to Martial arts, Jubaji makes sense. You stopped making sense a long time ago.

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[Tant01]

The way I see it... we're all thin skinned (soft) targets and top heavy when standing.

Sometimes we need to think more like a bad guy and less like a victim.

That is all.