Why I don't practice BJJ

[jubaji]

I suggest you go of into a corner and sit there until you learn not to attack falsely Kung Fu teachers or any other martial artist in here. You are a sad little man.

LARPerman, you keep repeating this same lame bullshit over and over again. STFU

[Ben Grimm]

That's because he's not a real martial arts instructor. The picture we saw on DL.... I wonder how much he paid those two guys to stand on either side of him. I bet he uses it to stroke his little LARPer ego.

[JadeDragon]

Yeah you did, otherwise why would you even bother with BJJ?... You said it yourself, you like kung-fu and striking better. If you were so confident and content with kung-fu, why would you feel the need to train BJJ?

It's statements like these that are contradictary to your motives.

Why is it so hard for you to comprehend what I'm saying. I DO NOT dislike grappling/bjj..... I just prefer stand up when it comes to fighting. I obviously didn't wrestle all 4 years in high school for the hell of it. I didn't do it for shits and giggles. And I sure didn't do it for the torn back muscle or dislocated elbow that I got from doing it. I did it becuase I liked it. I also do kung fu becuase I like it. Why would I feel the need to train bjj you ask......because I wanted to continue grappling (after high school) so I did some bjj. After doing bjj for a little less than a year I stopped because it was to expensive and I wanted to spend more time doing kung fu. I still roll on the mat with friends but not as much as I used to. When I frapple with other I use the submissions I learned in bjj and combine them with my wrestling. It works fine for me. My goal IS NOT to be a professional fighter. This is fine with me. I'm to good looking to be a fighter. I don't want to damage my perfect face. I love myself to much to be a pro fighter. What I do makes me happy. Thats all that matters.

[JadeDragon]

Can you find and post that picture here?

(I need a good laugh today)

He's got a few pictures posted on DL. I'd post them but I'm banned from DL.......lol.

[jubaji]

twice so far...

[JadeDragon]

twice so far...

I'm aiming for three. Three's the charm.

[jubaji]

Why not aim for letting it go?

[JadeDragon]

Why not aim for letting it go?

Same reason you won't let it go with me and you keep insulting me every time I post something, to piss them off.

[jubaji]

Oh, you've "pissed them off" alright. Everyone's had a good laugh at your dramatic declarations of yesterday...

[Tant01]

Some of us have WAY too much free time...

[Ben Grimm]

I'll look for it. But he's been banned so I'm not sure how easy it will be.

[Ben Grimm]

Mr. Arieson, I'd rep you for that, but it won't let me at the moment.

[jubaji]

I watch UFC, but I am not impressed.
I could apply the eye gouge, unlike the rest.
My stances are awesome and my lineage too.
Snake style or Mantis, its all kung-fu.

I like to make, outrageous comments.
To piss off real fighters it’s just me being honest.
In 15 seconds I could overcome a Gracie.
Because my kung-fu is so over-the-top crazy!

I am 19 years old, and that’s the truth.
But I pose as a master, (who is not a youth.)
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

I have taken Kung Fu, a couple of times.
But I do all my fighting, only on-line.
And with my claws I could gouge your eyes.
And overcome Ben Grimm with all my lies.

I could even beat Jubaji, one on one.
But only in my dreams, because I weigh a ton.
That ton ain’t muscle, no sir-ee!
It’s fat from being slothful, and sedentary.

I demand you call me master, and that’s no joke.
Just like Dick Hardman, I like to toke.
In a real fight I would cry, just like a girl.
But they know me as the Tigerclaw, around the world.

I post on other forums, like Karate Korner.
Yes, it’s for kids, but I ain’t Jack Horner.
I am the Tigerclaw, and you will bow down.
That’s TigerCLAW, not TigerCLOWN!

I also used to post, on the Dragon's list.
But they chased me off, and now I am pissed!
For my birthday party, they gave me a balloon.
And a nice new helmet, so I could look like a goon.

My hoodies and shorts are all made of satin.
I used to post as "nutter", now ain't that happenin'!!
but the simple fact is, (in case you didn't guess it)
I've been playing you all, because I am a piece of shit, innit?

When I watch movies, that include wu-shu
I feel all warm and fuzzy because that’s REAL Kung-Fu!
So I post them as examples of the work that I do
The things that I teach, and the stances that I knew.

I fight in form and with a real low stance
But no, my kung fu is not a type of dance
It’s deadly serious, and not for Mockers.
Just like the caporiera shown in “Meet the Fockers”

They say I am a Larper, but they continue to mock.
I posted many pictures of my Gi and my socks!
I got my yellow belt now, in TKD
That’s after 7 years, but hey, that’s just me!

From the safety of my basement, I am an internet troll.
But that’s ok, you just don’t understand me at all.
I like to daydream about UFOs
And make fun of real martial artists, and step on toes.

Advice I’ve been given is a joke to me.
You’re wasting your time, can’t you see?
My make believe world is so much better.
Stay tuned for more posts, with me in my sweater.

Andy Murray is a name that I once used.
But “Kung Fu Man” is a name I abused
On a forum that didn’t want me so I came over here
To waste all your time, and make you think I am a.....

It makes me happy, when you engage me in talk
I told Mr. “Anderson” to stop his mock.
I even went so far as to put him on the ignore list
So I can’t even read this, or get the gist.

He figured me out, like so many always do.
I am no Kung fu teacher, just a larping poo!
Trolling on the net, is my favorite thing
You know you’ll never see me in an actual ring.

Talk is cheap when you’re a coward like me.
My reputation will always live, in infamy.
It’s a “perric” victory to make you all dance.
When I pull the strings, and you puppets all prance

When I watch UFC, I am amazed at what I see.
Big, untrained guys that could never overcome me.
Their stance is weak, and so are their forms.
They look like they always eat too much at Norms.

With my fish hooks and eye gouge I could take them all down.
Fedor, Silva, no match for THIS clown!
Since UFC is only a game,
My kung fu is better, it's just not the same!

Dancing, and prancing, and skipping around
Larping, and lying is what I do on the ground.
You know I can’t grapple out a paper bag.
If you saw me in real life, you’d know I was a …

Neither here nor there, a whole ‘nuther story.
Read my larping posts, in all their glory!
My pony tail and zits are quite a package!
So are my kilts, and so I manage…

I never have a date, or even a life.
The internet serves as my only wife.
Lying and trolling, that’s my forte
And hoping Jubs never finds me and tries to hurt me.

LOL! That is an instant classic!

[Ben Grimm]

I wouldn't be surprised if some of us were on his "shit" list. You know like the one Ashida Kim had.

[chillaplata]

ROFLMFAO! Tried to rep Mr. A. again but it wouldn't let me.