Why I don't practice BJJ

[TigerClaw]

I watch UFC, but I am not impressed.

This is true, I am not impressed at all.

I could apply the eye gouge, unlike the rest.

Not true

My stances are awesome

I do not boast of these things.

I watch UFC, but I am not impressed.

This is true, I am not impressed at all.

I could apply the eye gouge, unlike the rest.

Not true

and my lineage too.

The lineage of Hung gar and Choy Li Fut and seven Star mantis is strong and wonderful.

Snake style or Mantis, its all kung-fu.

It depends what you learn and how.

I like to make, outrageous comments.

Another false statement

To piss off real fighters it’s just me being honest.

Untrue again.

In 15 seconds I could overcome a Gracie.
Because my kung-fu is so over-the-top crazy!

I would never make such a statement

I am 19 years old, and that’s the truth.
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

All false. I am 46 years old.

I have taken Kung Fu, a couple of times.

False, for many years more like.

But I do all my fighting, only on-line.
And with my claws I could gouge your eyes.
And overcome Ben Grimm with all my lies.

False and I never talk this way.

I could even beat Jubaji, one on one.
But only in my dreams, because I weigh a ton.
That ton ain’t muscle, no sir-ee!
It’s fat from being slothful, and sedentary.

False again, I am in healthy condition and I never talk of beating others in pride.

I demand you call me master, and that’s no joke.

I never say such things or demand anything even remotely similar. I merely rebuke you for attacking a Kung Fu teacher wrongly.

Just like Dick Hardman, I like to toke.

Fasle lie, i do not take drugs.

In a real fight I would cry, just like a girl.
But they know me as the Tigerclaw, around the world.

False again.

I also used to post, on the Dragon's list.
But they chased me off, and now I am pissed!

False again. I was banned by a childish man who was at the end of a rebuke and pride swelled up.

read this from one of the people on that site,

"As I see it,...he never threatened anyone or so much as cursed at anyone...I just feel bad about banning him for no real reason...""

I fight in form and with a real low stance
But no, my kung fu is not a type of dance
It’s deadly serious, and not for Mockers.

True

Just like the caporiera shown in “Meet the Fockers”

false

I got my yellow belt now, in TKD
That’s after 7 years, but hey, that’s just me!

Absolutely false

From the safety of my basement, I am an internet troll.

False

you just don’t understand me at all.

True

And make fun of real martial artists, and step on toes.

False

Andy Murray is a name that I once used.
But “Kung Fu Man” is a name I abused

Absolutely false

He figured me out, like so many always do.
I am no Kung fu teacher, just a larping poo!
Trolling on the net, is my favorite thing

False again

I never have a date, or even a life.
The internet serves as my only wife.

False again I have been married for many years and have children and I have been on many dates in my life.

[TigerClaw]

Yes, yes we know.

Jubaji I never said that, you should get banned for life for writing things I never said

[TigerClaw]

Yes, I freely admit that I do not know as much about Martial arts as some of the members of this forum. And NOT ONCE have I said that I did. However, with you, It's different. On my worst day I know more about this stuff then you do on your BEST day. That should be evidenced by the numerous lies you post on this forum. And since I don't know all that much, that means you know SQUAT!! Get IT?

Listen Kid, we are not as stupid as we look. You are a 19 year old punk, who HATES Kung Fu and wants to make sure everyone else hates it too. You make a MOCKERY of it, is what you do. I am half convinced you are either Uke, having a good laugh at all of us, or a MMA guy that is doing this to advance his agenda. But whatever else, you are NOT a Kung fu teacher, master or even student. If you were, you would post a picture of you training with your 20 students, and put this thing to rest. Do it now, Punk, or take that birthday cake and picture of you with the headgear and shove them right up your arse.

Go ahead. You are saying you are a teacher, big mouth. Lets see those 20 students AND you at the same time. Does not have to have any identifying marks in the background. I respect people's privacy, but a googled picture won't do. It needs to be something that obviously shows you as a teacher, in front of a class. How about one with you waving,at the same time your students are there, IN the SAME picture.

We have done this crap before, busting internet trolls. The mods won't ban your arse, because it is good for business here, but I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera. God DAMN it, if I was a real teacher and was taking this much crap from SO many people, I would do this in about 20 seconds! Nothing could STOP me from posting a picture. I would WANT people to KNOW that I was not some punk, capisce?

Close your mouth and go off into a corner. You are full of lies.

You claim that you know more about this stuff than me, Ok, what is the first form of Seven star mantis and how many moves are in it? And in Hung Gar what is a bridge hand? And in Choy Li Fut what is the principle form called? In The spear form how do you hold the outstretched hand? What is a unicorn stance and what can you use it for? These are basic stuff . Answer these and we can get into the harder stuff.

[TigerClaw]

Yep. I didn't think so. But let's try again, shall we?

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera, in the same picture.

All twenty or so students are not from the same class. I have two classes I teach at two different locations. And I do not teach Kung Fu for my sole living. i am a Graphic Artist.

I am not going to take pictures to satisfy a mocking lying attacker as you have shown yourself to be. Keep on attacking me and you will only make your lies deeper and be more ashamed if i ever do decide to expose you.

I did the same in the DL, I waited for the attackers to dig a deep hole then i showed some more stuff exposing them. But by that time it was too late they already made an embarrassing mess for themselves by their words.

[TigerClaw]

Yep. I didn't think so. But let's try again, shall we?

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera, in the same picture.

Your answer to my questions is expected.....basically no answer. So you vast knowledge over me has proven to be a lie. But i don't care to boast over you. I only said this to expose your lie.

[TigerClaw]

Listen Kid,

I am not a kid, unless you consider 46 a kid, that would make you an old man.

[Ben Grimm]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerClaw
I am 46 years old, and that’s the truth.
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

46 and still living with your mother. I bet you get upset when she tells you not to play with your lightsaber in the house.

He actually claimed to make one on DL.

[Ben Grimm]

You'll only get his dark snakey videos.

[jubaji]

I did the same in the DL.

Made an ass of yourself and got run off in humiliation? Yes, you did.

[Ben Grimm]

And his little LARPer ego is still hurting from it as well.

[jubaji]

He's still trying to train the mantis to use the camera.

[JadeDragon]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerClaw
I am 46 years old, and that’s the truth.
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

46 and still living with your mother. I bet you get upset when she tells you not to play with your lightsaber in the house.

He actually claimed to make one on DL.

I remember when he said he made a light saber. That was funny. He got a lot of flack for that one. Everyone asked him if he could shoot chi balls as well.....LOL.

[chillaplata]

I remember when he said he made a light saber. That was funny. He got a lot of flack for that one. Everyone asked him if he could shoot chi balls as well.....LOL.

But does he have the REAL lightsaber lineage, like this guy?

YouTube - The Star Wars Kid.

[Ben Grimm]

So TigerClown are you a Jedi Master yet? Or did you finally start taking your medication?

[TigerClaw]

Since you won't do it, you shouldn't mind if I post a picture of you in your dojo with your students, right?

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If you scroll down, you will see several nice pictures of yourself, with your class. Just so everyone knows, you are the one wearing the Kilt. I think it is a nice Kilt. I think you should make a few hundred posts about it, and perhaps seek the advice of everyone here on where you can purchase even more Kilts. We LOVE talking about fashion on this forum!
Beyond that, we LOVE talking about combatives too! How they are soooooo much better then sports martial arts! See, the picture (of you in the kilt) shows how effective your combative training is. Any mocking fool can plainly see all the people in your pictures that are in such good, physical shape from your training.
Anyway, I thought about it, went and stood in a corner for a long time, and now I want to take every vile, mocking word I ever said to you back! You really ARE a sifu and master! The pictures don't lie! You have never done any roll playing in your life!
That "lightsaber" Ben Grimm mentioned that you built, well, I can see now you meant your Shinai.
So it's all good. Please accept my apologies for mocking you. I can see that we were all wrong about you. You really are a master! One of the best! And I LOVE the kilt! It really defines you. I am sure it scares the pants off all the mockers who try to attack you in your dojo. That and the ponytail and backward's facing cap. All designed to strike fear in your enemies. Well, it worked on me! I see you in a whole, new light!

JUST keep lying and see where that gets you.

Hey why not show a picture of yourself in here?