Bullet Dodging Kata

[academian]

order allow,deny
deny from jubiji 127.0.0.1
allow from all

[jubaji]

order allow,deny
deny from jubiji 127.0.0.1
allow from all

Don't you know its rude to speak your UFO lingo in front of everyone?

[GREENTHINKS]

Jubaji's First Exposure To Martial Arts Was When He Was Born And The Docter Slapped His Mother.

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I LIKED THIS ONE.

[jubaji]

no shame at all?

I LIKED THIS ONE.

Is that why you stole it from Rodney Dangerfield?

[Tant01]

If you want to make nonsensical post like jubiji just ask him i am sure he will give you some pointers but that post shows that you definatly have potential

Hey Ju. Got any pointers to help me translate :::WIND::: into something he'll understand?

Your words academian are like the wind you feel when someone punches the air near your face. They fall short and miss the mark...

So, "Miss when you slash (with words), miss when you thrust" (the POINT you're trying to make) MIGHT make more sense if you understood this simple illustration...
Another point might be that you attack things you don't understand. Or perhaps discount the legitimacy of something when it doesn't make sense to you.

That's kinda like throwing rocks at unexploded ordinance...

[academian]

Whatever!!!

[academian]

Don't you know its rude to speak your UFO lingo in front of everyone?

Its html try to figure out what I did

[academian]

You MMA and BJJ guys have not got a clue how to fight. My Wing Chun Sifu says that you are all misguided morons who can't fight diddly squat.

I know a lot about knives too, and like to twirl them. You MMA bully boys come near me with your mounts and you'll get shanked right up yer jacksie wacksies oh yes.

Funnily enough, we can prove that Wing Chun invented power punches, and the Masters of old even designed gun fighting stances before the world even knew about guns. The Chinese invented gun powder too, so that proves my point.

I have trained extensively in Sifu's body hard soft defense system, and can repel any blow from any weapon with my soft belly tissue.

Your mounts and silly armlocks are no match for the structured power of my gunfighting Wing Chun, and I know this because my Sifu says so.

Anybody want to prove themselves?

That was not a good post jubiji

[jubaji]

Getting a little confused now?

That was not a good post jubiji

I agree. That's probably why I didn't post it.

[jubaji]

Hey Ju. Got any pointers to help me translate :::WIND::: into something he'll understand?...

Ya'll can't teach no chicken ta drive no pickup truck, pard.

[GREENTHINKS]

How Shocking!

And We Don't Practice Arcane And Culturaly Inappropriate Religous Customs ,such As Bowing, That Breed Subserviance And Uncritical Thinking, Resulting In Adherance To Old Fashioned And Sometimes Dangerous Training Methods.

Amen < ((()))>><

[Tant01]

I agree. That's probably why I didn't post it.

And he misses again! Is this funny or what?

[academian]

Hey tant01 It looks like you won't be getting any lesson because Ya'll can't teach no chicken ta drive no pickup truck, pard. I dont need to say anything you guys are doing it all by your self...jubaji's irrational nonsense post and your silly hitting the wind anologys Ha ha ha,Keep digging yourself deeper. I love it

[jubaji]

mecha!

And he misses again! Is this funny or what?

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very!

[jubaji]

I dont need to say anything you guys are doing it all by your self...jubaji's irrational nonsense post and your silly hitting the wind anologys Ha ha ha,Keep digging yourself deeper. I love it

Ah yes, ineffective internet technique #37: Unilaterally declaring victory in order to escape untenable position.

er....................no.