Bullet Dodging Kata

[GREENTHINKS]

There Is An Underlying Eroticism To Your Post. Do You Roll With Other Guys Because They Smell Good? Also Do You Wrestle With Guys Because You Like Their Bodies? You Are Saying That You Like Flat Stomachs And Firm Chests On Your Men.

Isn't It True That A 'garland' Is A Bunch Of Pansies?

Seriously ,part Of Your Martial Arts Training Should Consist Of Working Out With All Size Opponants.

I Have Known Some Hot Women That Smelled Like You Described By The Way.

And I Noticed Your Fantasy About Hosing A Drunken Bum.sounds Like You Come Cheap. Each To Their Own.

[Garland]

YOU EVER SEEN A POWERLIFTER YOU SKINNY PEICE OF CRAP? I USE THE CAPS BECAUSE IT IS EASIER TO READ AND ANNOYS ANAL NON-RETENTIVES LIKE YOURSELF.

I SAID I BENCHED 365 BEFORE CHRISTMAS THEN GOT PNUEMONIA. I SAID I WEIGH 290

I HAVE TAKEN GUNS AND KNIVES AWAY FROM PEOPLE I HAVE CHOKED OUT GERMAN SHEPARDS GREAT DANES AND PITBULLS. SAME AS KILLING THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS ONLY I LET THEM LIVE. I HAVE BEEN JUMPED BY TEN GUYS AT ONCE FOUGHT MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS . BEEN BAR GLASSED STABBED SHOT AT BASEBALL BATTED HIT WITH HAMMERS . BROKE MY HAND THREE TIMES, GOT 14 SCARS ON MY FACE NUMEROUS BROKEN TEETH. I AM 50 YEARS OLD. HUNTED DEER WITH PISTOLS RIFLES AND BOW AND ARROW.I HAVE TRAINED IN JUDO AND JUJITSU SINCE 1972. REGULARLY HIT A HEAVY BAG.

THE LAST TIME I DRANK I KILLED 17 BOTTLES OF ICE HOUSE.
YOU EVER KILL ANYTHING?
I WILL POP YOUR HEAD LIKE A PIMPLE ON MY ASS.

Okay, now that you've established yourself as a hard-ass...what, what the ****-do you do that benifets anyone else? You don't want my fucking opinion, sure, I respect that shit... true...so I won't give it to you, 'cept this...
you make yourself sound like a fucking hick.
I'm fucking 19. I've been fucking jumped and stabbed and shot at. I've never had to kill an animal (not that I'm against it, I love red meat, staple of my fucking diet, aside from other shit...but not because I want to be hard-core...because I don't give a ****, do I drink a 5th to fall asleep.) but I have knocked and choked assholes out.

I stopped working out about a month ago because of some real personal shit...but when I did I benched 225 and I leg press more than anybody I know (ran out of plate weight and I got sick of counting it) My max squat (Olympic style squats) was 650. I weighed 152 when I did that and when I started fighting Thai fights, now I weigh 145.

I've seen and done some fucked up shit...but I'm not going to brag about it. Instead I try to put that shit as far away from myself and my name as possible...but I still have to live with a stigma for those who know me, and the guilt of being privvy and witness to all that I have been.

[Garland]

Isn't It True That A 'garland' Is A Bunch Of Pansies?

Seriously ,part Of Your Martial Arts Training Should Consist Of Working Out With All Size Opponants.

I Have Known Some Hot Women That Smelled Like You Described By The Way.

A garland may very well be a bunch of fucking flowers...but I'm certainly goddamned not. It's my name and I live with it.
And yes...some bitches smell like rotting fish...and it should go without saying that being hot doesn't mean impecible hygeine. I'd tell the ho to douche.

[Garland]

If You Want To Call What You Do Combat Well A Firearm Will Settle That Question Real Quick. It Is A Sport, Sport.

What Is Best Left Unsaid? That I Am Fat ? So What. I Am Open Minded And Don't Mind Being The Butt Of Jokes.
My Point Is Boxers Wear Gloves And Headgear. Karate Guys Can't Practice Kicking Their Opponents In The Head As Hard As They Can.
Kung -fu Guys Can't Practice Pokeing Each Other In The Eyes As Hard As They Can. But Judo Guys Can And Do Go Full Bore . Maybe
You Should Be A Little More Open Minded.

You Can't Say That You Can Avoid Being Thrown. Have You Ever Been Up Against An International Level Judo Champion. How Can You Beleive Such A Thing.i Bet You Couldn't Escape A Crushing Hold-down. Or Armbar. You Are Correct About The Ju-jitsu .it Is The Same As Turn Of The Century Judo, Which Came From Ju-jitsu?

I Don't Think We Can Discount Any Martial Arts Style. That Is Where The Saying, " It Ain't The Size Of The Dog In The Fight , It Is The Size Of The Fight In The Dog"!

All Fighting -martial Arts -use The Same Tools, That Being The Human Body. No Matter What You Choose To Call It It , When Done Properly Is The Same Whether It Comes From One Country Or Another,or Pronounced Differantly, A Punch Or Kick Or Throw Or Arm Bar Or Choke Or What Ever Still Depends On The Same Dynamics Of The Human Body.

I do...however, give you credit for this. Without the first sentence...you actually seem to be a bit articulate, and bring up your points in a very valid and accurate fashion...if not still overly agressive, but being terse and concise is better in a way, I suppose.

[GREENTHINKS]

Nobody That Weighs 150 Squats 650 Boy.. I Know A Cop That Has The Cop/fireman World Record He Weighed 180 And Squats 650. His Record Was The Bench.415 Not Some Pussy 225

And Don't Take It So Personal. Geesh.

[Garland]

you voted for Bush didn't you?


Just wondering...do you kick puppies in your spare time?

[Tom Yum]

If You Want To Call What You Do Combat Well A Firearm Will Settle That Question Real Quick. It Is A Sport, Sport.

What Is Best Left Unsaid? That I Am Fat ? So What. I Am Open Minded And Don't Mind Being The Butt Of Jokes.
My Point Is Boxers Wear Gloves And Headgear. Karate Guys Can't Practice Kicking Their Opponents In The Head As Hard As They Can.
Kung -fu Guys Can't Practice Pokeing Each Other In The Eyes As Hard As They Can. But Judo Guys Can And Do Go Full Bore . Maybe
You Should Be A Little More Open Minded.

Judo guys practice on mats & there's nothing wrong with that. You HAVE to be able to come to practice the next day, which is why boxers wear gloves and head gear, karateka don't kick each other in the head full power, and kung-fu guys don't poke each others eyes out and grab groins.

In MMA, boxing, judo, muay thai, kyokushin or wrestling comps (and even some mixed TMA comps), it goes up to full bore.

[GREENTHINKS]

Tom Yum = 3,958 posts!

You insomniac. Why don't you just come out and say what you mean.
I mean spit it out for God's sake. Don't be so shy either, why beat around the bush.
Nobody trains as hard as Judo guys.
That is why they beat everyone else up. Except in the U.F.C.'s and that is because they don't want to lose their amatuer standing's by competing for money. So they don't get the best judo guys. Otherwise they all would be toast.

[Tom Yum]

Tom Yum = 3,958 posts!
You insomniac. Why don't you just come out and say what you mean.
I mean spit it out for God's sake. Don't be so shy either, why beat around the bush. Nobody trains as hard as Judo guys.
That is why they beat everyone else up....Otherwise they all would be toast.

Put a sock in it Greenie.

Get back to your bowing practice...

[academian]

Check out this video clip of Phnom Yeerum, the star of Ong Bak. This dude does some crazy stuff.

http://lesjeuneskhmers.free.fr/tony...nyjaa_reims.WMV

[Garland]

Put a sock in it Greenie.

Get back to your bowing practice...

Give him his 15 minutes...he's 50 and, judging by his self professed daily activities and his pertinent past health history...he's living on borrowed time anyway...but hey, I won't do another mea culpa...filial piety is dead as far as the self-righteous are concerned.

[GREENTHINKS]

Hey Your Link Doesn't Work!

And What Do You Mean Mea Culpa Filial Piety? Speak English

You Young Smart Alec.


Filial:
Of,suitable To,or Due From A Son Or Daughter

Mea Culpa: Some Kind Of Latin Crap

You Don't Make No Cents. Ain't You Got No Smarts?

You Know I Was Going To Move To Your Hometown And Get Married But I Couldn't Find Nobody I Was Related To.

[jubaji]

Put a sock in it Greenie.

Get back to your bowing practice...

LOL

Oh, I'm sure he spends a lot of time bent over!

[jubaji]

smell that bs!

I HAVE TAKEN GUNS AND KNIVES AWAY FROM PEOPLE I HAVE CHOKED OUT GERMAN SHEPARDS GREAT DANES AND PITBULLS. SAME AS KILLING THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS ONLY I LET THEM LIVE. I HAVE BEEN JUMPED BY TEN GUYS AT ONCE FOUGHT MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS . BEEN BAR GLASSED STABBED SHOT AT BASEBALL BATTED HIT WITH HAMMERS . BROKE MY HAND THREE TIMES, GOT 14 SCARS ON MY FACE NUMEROUS BROKEN TEETH. I AM 50 YEARS OLD. HUNTED DEER WITH PISTOLS RIFLES AND BOW AND ARROW.I HAVE TRAINED IN JUDO AND JUJITSU SINCE 1972. REGULARLY HIT A HEAVY BAG..

WheW! Someone open a window!

[academian]

the link only worked for a few minutes. I guess I posted it too much