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[swisscom]

Gotta love it when a (apparently) grown man resorts to toilet humor. Very pathetic, but still funny.

... Do you even know what Toilet Humor means?

[BoarSpear]

...........................Pain is just temporary - Francais Sayo...........

......................................As is life ~BoarSpear~.................

[seppuku]

hey good news ppl. im giving up on this thread, cos its just jubaji being a twat, and theres more important things in life. after another, even better, night with a certain girl ive realised that what he says means nothing

[Oreomeister365]

they just keep adding more fuel to the fire...

[jubaji]

giving up on, running away with your tail tucked between your legs, whichever.

after another, even better, night with a certain girl...

Ya know kid, I was almost willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that some myopic female gnome with self-esteem issues might be willing to let you within 500 yards for a fee, but you have tried to sell this one time too many.

Good luck with the Dutch Wife.

[seppuku]

what can i say.... friday was amazing.... an entire night with this girl. about an hours sleep. it was like... perfect....
whatever you may think of the odds of it, shes gorgeous, and she spent the night with me. a lot of very nice memories there.

if you saw her you would be jealous as hell. i dont understand how i was lucky enough to end up with her on top of me but im definitely not complaining there.

you really think im on this site because i feel the urge to try and impress strangers? not everyone is like you, thanks be to the gods for it.

you will never see anyone who looks as good as she does naked, let alone sleep with her. you go watch your porno, and think about what you will never have.


you realise myopic means nearsighted dont you? so she wpuld only be able to see detail from close to? just how far apart do you think 2 people are when theyre in bed together? if she was myopic she would see me very clearly from the 8 inches or so away from my face. just have trouble picking me out of a crowd at a distance.
next time you want to make yourself sound clever, dont use a thesaurus to pick out words youve never actually understood. it doesnt normally work, hense getting exactly the opposite sort of blindness to what you intended...
you dumb f**k. use words you understand... blind would have been wiser

[jubaji]

Dear Penthouse Letters: You won't believe this but...

what can i say.... friday was amazing.... an entire night with this girl. about an hours sleep. it was like... perfect....
whatever you may think of the odds of it, shes gorgeous, and she spent the night with me. a lot of very nice memories there.

if you saw her you would be jealous as hell. i dont understand how i was lucky enough to end up with her on top of me but im definitely not complaining there. you will never see anyone who looks as good as she does naked, let alone sleep with her. you go watch your porno, and think about what you will never have.

Now you are just embarrassing yourself, virgin-boy.

[jubaji]

Poor lil' fella

you realise myopic means nearsighted dont you?

Keep thinking about it....


C'mon! You can do it! C'mon lil' fella!


They sure are making kids stupid these days.

[seppuku]

you really should stop double posting all the time you know... not good karma

you wanna think im a virgin? you go for it. its still me with her and you at home with your hand.

however i look at it you were wrong with myopic. i found someone who could see me best when i am close to her? exactly how would that be insulting? well done you.

the stupid kid is so much smarter than you. fucking moron. try a new idea perhaps? your posts are getting excessively repetitive. your stupid and dull. come up with something worth replying to this time.

[jubaji]

its still me with her .

Yes, of course it is. That's great.

[jubaji]

however i look at it you were wrong with myopic. .

I'm sure. Don't feel bad, it's not your fault you are slow.

[Hardball]

This Freakin thread is hilarious...................................Very entertaining.

[jubaji]

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[pittbulldog]

if you saw her you would be jealous as hell. i dont understand how i was lucky enough to end up with her on top of me but im definitely not complaining there.

**The chanting grows louder from the crowd, "Picture,Picture,Picture,Picture,Picture,Picture,Picture!"**

[swisscom]

you really think im on this site because i feel the urge to try and impress strangers?

Why are you bragging about how "hot" your girlfriend is then? Are you trying to impress someone? shut the **** up you stupid emo fag /hate

Top that. Bitch.