Quotes For Martial Artists To Live By

[EmptyneSs]

“The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr”
-Muhammed

[chalambok]

"If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things better for people coming behind you, and you don't do that, you are wasting your time on this earth." - Roberto Clemente

[EmptyneSs]

Gotta have you on my wall
Gotta have you on my wall, 'cause

I want your skull
I need your skull
I want your skull
I need your skull

[treelizard]

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal"--Henry Ford

[chalambok]

"Good actions ennoble us, we are the sons of our own deeds." - Miguel de Cervantes

[treelizard]

Awww, see and there I was thinking of Ben Folds Five. "Gimme my money back, and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt!"

[Sagacious Lu]

When they DON'T have your money?

I think he's saying that if she tries to hold out on him when he comes for his cut he'll have to pimp-slap a ho... you know, 'cuz it's hard out here on the pimp

[treelizard]

'He who gains victory over others is strong.
He who gains victory over himself is all powerful. '

- Lao Tsu

[treelizard]

Yeah. And I heard Pat Robertson was a great martial artist, too.

When they DON'T have your money?

[Garland]

" Feminism is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson.


lol^^^

HA HA HA HA HA...
sexism is awesome!

"there is but one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces"
-Jay in "Chasing Amy".

seriously, I love women, except for when they don't have my money.

[EmptyneSs]

" Feminism is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson.


lol^^^

[treelizard]

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the men in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly...who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never known neither victory nor defeat." --Teddy Roosevelt

[EmptyneSs]

" Now I'm too fcked up to dance, so Ima sit with my hand down the front of my pants"

- Slug

[Aikido_Girl918]

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. I will not refuse to do something I can do."
- Harriet Tubman




The following are simply funny quotes from my favorite movie.

"You're holding a jar of dirt."

"Nobody touch my dirt!"

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
(said in a "nana-nana-boo-boo, I'm better than you" tone.)

-Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

[Garland]

I read this at a hippie commune I hang out at...I know it's supposed to be ironic and satirical...but I actually agree with it...but do it yourself, stop using the government as a middle man.

"Let's kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong."