Which grappling art should I do?

[USArmyBJJ]

I'm smart enough to understand that, are you?

That's weird, because not 10 seconds ago you were whining about it.

You've essentially become a dancing monkey too, aren't you proud?

Yah, it's made everything a lot more fun.

[TTEscrima]

I've been here for less than a month, so I wouldn't really know what's going on between you and "them." Do you feel persecuted by "them"?

No, I understand he is only here in hopes his performances draw people to the forum to watch his antics, they know the site doesn't survive off people coming here to read martial arts discussions, so in essence the site profits from allowing him to get his jollies cyberstalkling people. I'm smart enough to understand that, are you? You've essentially become a dancing monkey too, aren't you proud?

[USArmyBJJ]

I've been here for less than a month, so I wouldn't really know what's going on between you and "them." Do you feel persecuted by "them"?

[TTEscrima]

Way to prove my point. You might want to re-think the last post and focus on the word, "maturity."

You might note there was NONE of the name calling from me until this week marked 4 months of ignoring it. My ignoring them simply resulted in more of it from them and others picking it up and adding to it. The only way mods ever step in is when people give it back to their little pets. Interesting you run with crowd with over 9000 post of the exact thing, yet you cry "immature" when I do it one day to make a point...he's been doing it for years and you worship him.

[USArmyBJJ]

Way to prove my point. You might want to re-think the last post and focus on the word, "maturity."

[TTEscrima]

Exactly. You should think about that experience a little bit more.

Exactly which professionals seek out and recommend you, Sag Lu or Jubs as some of the best training available again? However there are plenty of post on other forums noting your buddy is the biggest troll on the net, even people on music forums bitch about his trolling. When do you suppose he trains anything but his typing skills?

Show me a post ANYWHERE where ANYONE (much less recognized professional trainers for SWAT) met and trained with any of you, much less recommended anyone else do so.

[USArmyBJJ]

weren't mature enough to understand the reality of the world outside a dojo

Exactly. You should think about that experience a little bit more.

[TTEscrima]

Uhhh....Where did I describe BJJ like that? I was referring to your roommate's proposed defense to the mount (bite the guy's balls). Is this what you study at the "compound"?

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Are you asking if we teach people that anything you can do to win a fight is acceptable? If that's the case then you're damn right. Many years ago I attended a military survival school, during one of the escape evolutions an instructor chastised a candidate for giving up so easily when "captured". He pointed out that anyone who had a problem biting, scratching, gouging or spitting on an opponent should probably drop out now because they weren't mature enough to understand the reality of the world outside a dojo, and would undoubtedly curl up and take whatever beatings were delivered while betting their life on the kindness and morals of the enemy.

Come to think of it that last part sounds exactly like you and your buddies and is exactly the type of advice they gave in the women's self defense forum.

[USArmyBJJ]

your input was to describe BJJ as paying to put other men's crotches in your mouth while they are mounted on top of you.

Uhhh....Where did I describe BJJ like that? I was referring to your roommate's proposed defense to the mount (bite the guy's balls). Is this what you study at the "compound"?

For reference, here is the phrase you're referring to: "your roommate apparently pays to put other men's crotches in his mouth while they are mounted on top of him"

Sure you don't want to re-read that? Maybe put your glasses on or something.

[TTEscrima]

I'm sorry, your words didn't really form a logical and coherent thought. But, thanks for playing. You should run to the other room and explain it to KOTF so that he can post about it.

OH I'm sorry, did I type to quickly for you to keep up? I'll type slower this time.

We were discussing the art you pay money for because you find it so enjoyable, BJJ, and your input was to describe BJJ as paying to put other men's crotches in your mouth while they are mounted on top of you. I pointed out we don't practice that here, but you're apparently so fond of it you even used it as your screenname, did you grasp it that time?

[Sagacious Lu]

And here we have someone accusing someone else of doing exactly what they do, in order to do what they do again.

I know you are but what am I It's cops and robbers time dude. Get the rubber knife, if you're lucky TTEnima will pretend to be the rapist so you can pretend to resist

[USArmyBJJ]

Sure, why not, since no one HERE does that and its a lie, but you enjoy it so much you even use it as your sceenname. However it was interesting to see what even you think of your preferred past time.

I'm sorry, your words didn't really form a logical and coherent thought. But, thanks for playing. You should run to the other room and explain it to KOTF so that he can post about it.

[TTEscrima]

The BJJ is gay jokes have pretty much run their distance, so I won't engage them other than to say that your roommate apparently pays to put other men's crotches in his mouth while they are mounted on top of him....Are you sure you really want to go that route?

Sure, why not, since no one HERE does that and its a lie, but you enjoy it so much you even use it as your sceenname. However it was interesting to see what even you think of your preferred past time.

[USArmyBJJ]

Wow, not only is their reading comprehension deplorable, they don't even grasp the essence of what THEY type.

Oops! Duh! You're right. I misunderstood what he was saying (didn't realize he was naming the movie "Conspiracy Theory"). Sorry, KOTF. My fault. That answer is incorrect, though. So, the challenge is still out there.

[kingoftheforest]

I have a read problem with people who lie about their training; like you and KOTF. It's pretty obvious that you're trying to shift attention away from your own lies and incompetence by making childish jokes. That's not surprising, that's why "recess" is part of the school day for little children. Go ahead, grab your toy weapons and have a good game of cops robbers. When you get back you can even pretend there was something martial about it

And here we have someone accusing someone else of doing exactly what they do, in order to do what they do again.